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Clips from Ozark - Tonight We Improvise (S01E01)

TV Series 2017 –2022 Season 1, Episode 4 60 min ★ 8.4/10 (402,370 ratings) 819 clips
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["Can't You Hear Me Knocking" plays]
"["Can't You Hear Me Knocking" plays]"
Ozark
[Marty] Okay. Money Laundering 101.
"[Marty] Okay. Money Laundering 101."
Ozark
Say you come across a suitcase with five million bucks in it.
"Say you come across a suitcase with five million bucks in it."
Ozark
What would you buy?
"What would you buy?"
Ozark
A yacht? A mansion? A sports car?
"A yacht? A mansion? A sports car?"
Ozark
Sorry. The IRS won't let you buy anything of value with it.
"Sorry. The IRS won't let you buy anything of value with it."
Ozark
So you better get that money into the banking system.
"So you better get that money into the banking system."
Ozark
But here's the problem. That dirty money is too clean.
"But here's the problem. That dirty money is too clean."
Ozark
Looks like it just came out of a bank vault.
"Looks like it just came out of a bank vault."
Ozark
You gotta age it up. Crumple it.
"You gotta age it up. Crumple it."
Ozark
Drag it through the dirt. Run it over with your car.
"Drag it through the dirt. Run it over with your car."
Ozark
Anything to make it look like it's been around the block.
"Anything to make it look like it's been around the block."
Ozark
Next, you need a cash business.
"Next, you need a cash business."
Ozark
Something pleasant and joyful...
"Something pleasant and joyful..."
Ozark
with books that are easily manipulated.
"with books that are easily manipulated."
Ozark
No credit card receipts, etcetera.
"No credit card receipts, etcetera."
Ozark
You mix the five million with the cash from the joyful business.
"You mix the five million with the cash from the joyful business."
Ozark
That mixture goes from an American bank...
"That mixture goes from an American bank..."
Ozark
to a bank from any country that doesn't have to listen to the IRS.
"to a bank from any country that doesn't have to listen to the IRS."
Ozark
It then goes into a standard checking account... and voilà.
"It then goes into a standard checking account... and voilà."
Ozark
All you need is access to one of over three million terminals,
"All you need is access to one of over three million terminals,"
Ozark
because your work is done.
"because your work is done."
Ozark
Your money's clean.
"Your money's clean."
Ozark
It's as legitimate as anybody else's.
"It's as legitimate as anybody else's."
Ozark
[indistinct chatter in Spanish]
"[indistinct chatter in Spanish]"
Ozark
Hi.
"Hi."
Ozark
What? You don't recognize me without my tits in your face?
"What? You don't recognize me without my tits in your face?"
Ozark
How's it going, Raven?
"How's it going, Raven?"
Ozark
Actually, my name's Margaret.
"Actually, my name's Margaret."
Ozark
-You got that pay stub? -[softly] Yeah.
"-You got that pay stub? -[softly] Yeah."
Ozark
Great.
"Great."
Ozark
Are they all like this? With no company name? Just a number?
"Are they all like this? With no company name? Just a number?"
Ozark
[Raven] Mm-hmm.
"[Raven] Mm-hmm."
Ozark
-What about the safe? -It's in the office.
"-What about the safe? -It's in the office."
Ozark
-You sure? -Yeah.
"-You sure? -Yeah."
Ozark
It's black, made of steel.
"It's black, made of steel."
Ozark
Has one of those dials you turn, like on my high school locker.
"Has one of those dials you turn, like on my high school locker."
Ozark
There you go.
"There you go."
Ozark
So, where to?
"So, where to?"
Ozark
-What do you mean? -I'm supposed to fuck you now, right?
"-What do you mean? -I'm supposed to fuck you now, right?"
Ozark
Oh, no. Mm-mm.
"Oh, no. Mm-mm."
Ozark
-What, suck you off? -No, we're good.
"-What, suck you off? -No, we're good."
Ozark
Can you give that to the waiter for me, please?
"Can you give that to the waiter for me, please?"
Ozark
[Marty] It closed. Forty over asking.
"[Marty] It closed. Forty over asking."
Ozark
[Wendy] Jonah was born in that house.
"[Wendy] Jonah was born in that house."
Ozark
And Charlotte was born in another one. We sold that, too.
"And Charlotte was born in another one. We sold that, too."
Ozark
-[sighs] -I've been thinking about this a lot.
"-[sighs] -I've been thinking about this a lot."
Ozark
And I... I know that we're not in the best...
"And I... I know that we're not in the best..."
Ozark
I know that trust isn't at its, you know, zenith.
"I know that trust isn't at its, you know, zenith."
Ozark
Spit it out, Wendy.
"Spit it out, Wendy."
Ozark
If we were to unsentimentally consider how to protect this little nest egg,
"If we were to unsentimentally consider how to protect this little nest egg,"
Ozark
for the sake of the kids, given that the feds have been to our house--
"for the sake of the kids, given that the feds have been to our house--"
Ozark
Are you saying you wanna put the assets in your name?
"Are you saying you wanna put the assets in your name?"
Ozark
-Seems like the smart thing to do. -That's never gonna happen.
"-Seems like the smart thing to do. -That's never gonna happen."
Ozark
If you get arrested, they can freeze everything.
"If you get arrested, they can freeze everything."
Ozark
That's not gonna happen, either.
"That's not gonna happen, either."
Ozark
What if I, uh... What if we... did something with the money?
"What if I, uh... What if we... did something with the money?"
Ozark
Maybe real estate?
"Maybe real estate?"
Ozark
-Real estate. -As an investment.
"-Real estate. -As an investment."
Ozark
Wendy, I'm trying to save our fucking lives here,
"Wendy, I'm trying to save our fucking lives here,"
Ozark
not help your new career.
"not help your new career."
Ozark
[door opens and closes]
"[door opens and closes]"
Ozark
[geese honking nearby]
"[geese honking nearby]"
Ozark
[vultures screeching]
"[vultures screeching]"
Ozark
[Jonah] Does it hurt?
"[Jonah] Does it hurt?"
Ozark
What?
"What?"
Ozark
-Dying. -[chuckles]
"-Dying. -[chuckles]"
Ozark
Life hurts.
"Life hurts."
Ozark
[Jonah] Last year, a 12-year-old kid from my school died.
"[Jonah] Last year, a 12-year-old kid from my school died."
Ozark
He had cancer.
"He had cancer."
Ozark
[Buddy] Well...
"[Buddy] Well..."
Ozark
"We're born astride the grave." [sighs]
""We're born astride the grave." [sighs]"
Ozark
-You know what that means? -No.
"-You know what that means? -No."
Ozark
Sit down.
"Sit down."
Ozark
It means... [sighs]
"It means... [sighs]"
Ozark
...that we're...
"...that we're..."
Ozark
all dying the minute we're born.
"all dying the minute we're born."
Ozark
Goes fast.
"Goes fast."
Ozark
Don't waste it.
"Don't waste it."
Ozark
Don't waste it.
"Don't waste it."
Ozark
Would you die without that oxygen?
"Would you die without that oxygen?"
Ozark
Hey, I don't know.
"Hey, I don't know."
Ozark
Am I dead yet?
"Am I dead yet?"
Ozark
Hmm?
"Hmm?"
Ozark
[chuckles] Yeah.
"[chuckles] Yeah."
Ozark
Wanna try?
"Wanna try?"
Ozark
It's cold.
"It's cold."
Ozark
[boat engine revving in distance]
"[boat engine revving in distance]"
Ozark
[soft guitar song playing]
"[soft guitar song playing]"
Ozark
♪ I had a house up on a hill With a little garden... ♪
"♪ I had a house up on a hill With a little garden... ♪"
Ozark
Eduardo, Eduardo...
"Eduardo, Eduardo..."
Ozark
[in Spanish] Excuse me.
"[in Spanish] Excuse me."
Ozark
[in English] Uh, listen.
"[in English] Uh, listen."
Ozark
[in Spanish] I hear you.
"[in Spanish] I hear you."
Ozark
[men] Whoo!
"[men] Whoo!"
Ozark
-[Marty in English] Yeah. -[men chuckle, chatter]
"-[Marty in English] Yeah. -[men chuckle, chatter]"
Ozark
-Uh, listen, Eduardo... Sí, sí. -[man] Not bad. Not bad.
"-Uh, listen, Eduardo... Sí, sí. -[man] Not bad. Not bad."
Ozark
Yeah. Sí. Sí, sí, sí.
"Yeah. Sí. Sí, sí, sí."
Ozark
Uh-huh. Well, uh...
"Uh-huh. Well, uh..."
Ozark
[in Spanish] Could you represent me in a deal?
"[in Spanish] Could you represent me in a deal?"
Ozark
Um...
"Um..."
Ozark
Would that constitute a conflict of interest?
"Would that constitute a conflict of interest?"
Ozark
No?
"No?"
Ozark
Gracias, amigo.
"Gracias, amigo."
Ozark
[in English] Okay.
"[in English] Okay."
Ozark
Uh, Charlotte, um, any chance you can throw on a windbreaker or something?
"Uh, Charlotte, um, any chance you can throw on a windbreaker or something?"
Ozark
-It's 94 degrees outside. -Yeah, well, if it's readers you're after,
"-It's 94 degrees outside. -Yeah, well, if it's readers you're after,"
Ozark
why don't you put some Shakespeare on your ass?
"why don't you put some Shakespeare on your ass?"
Ozark
Well, that's smart. You know, it's 2017, Dad.
"Well, that's smart. You know, it's 2017, Dad."
Ozark
It's not okay to slut-shame.
"It's not okay to slut-shame."
Ozark
Well, it's not okay to wear, you know, Jonah's shorts.
"Well, it's not okay to wear, you know, Jonah's shorts."
Ozark
Unbelievable.
"Unbelievable."
Ozark
[Rachel] What's that about you needing a lawyer?
"[Rachel] What's that about you needing a lawyer?"
Ozark
[Marty] Don't know what you're talking about.
"[Marty] Don't know what you're talking about."
Ozark
[in Spanish] I didn't know you spoke Spanish.
"[in Spanish] I didn't know you spoke Spanish."
Ozark
[in English] Uh, three years in high school.
"[in English] Uh, three years in high school."
Ozark
Sounded pretty fluent to me.
"Sounded pretty fluent to me."
Ozark
Mr. Azria was a real ballbuster.
"Mr. Azria was a real ballbuster."
Ozark
-So, Chicago. That makes you a Cubs fan? -Yeah, proudly.
"-So, Chicago. That makes you a Cubs fan? -Yeah, proudly."
Ozark
Lifelong affliction, or just since it got fashionable?
"Lifelong affliction, or just since it got fashionable?"
Ozark