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Clips from Family Guy - Lawyer Guy (S20E20)

"Ha. Tort reform."
Family Guy
"Anyway, let's get this started."
Family Guy
"Wha-- Why are you standing there?"
Family Guy
"You're supposed to be over here, suing my neighbor."
Family Guy
"Uh, Peter, I am your neighbor."
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"(gasps) You're my neighbor?"
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"You're the defendant?"
Family Guy
"And I'm the courtroom sketch artist?"
Family Guy
"I drew a Far Side."
Family Guy
"I hire you to sue my neighbor,"
Family Guy
"and you don't tell me you're my neighbor?"
Family Guy
"- That's so unethical. - Whoa."
Family Guy
"I may not have gone to Harvard Law School,"
Family Guy
"and I don't even know if you keep track"
Family Guy
"of who went to Harvard Law School..."
Family Guy
"- I don't. - ...but I did not go to Harvard Law School"
Family Guy
"just to have my integrity questioned."
Family Guy
"But you said you'd be my lawyer."
Family Guy
"Did I, Peter? Think back."
Family Guy
"I really want you to think back really quickly."
Family Guy
"Peter, we could've had fun, but I died."
Family Guy
"Yeesh. I-I don't want to think anymore for a while."
Family Guy
"Gentlemen, the jury's waiting."
Family Guy
"Your Honor, you got to understand,"
Family Guy
"I thought I had a lawyer, but now..."
Family Guy
"Very well. I'll grant a continuance"
Family Guy
"and just enter into the court record that you're a chicken."
Family Guy
"Wait, what?"
Family Guy
"It's perfectly routine."
Family Guy
"I just note that Peter Griffin"
Family Guy
"has to run and hide behind his lawyer daddy."
Family Guy
"What-- n-no. I don't need a lawyer."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna beat Brick Baker all on my own."
Family Guy
"But I don't got an opening statement."
Family Guy
"Ooh. I move for a five-minute recess."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"- I'm worried for Peter. - I'll say."
Family Guy
"Brick Baker's gonna win, easy."
Family Guy
"Look, he's leaned back with his feet up,"
Family Guy
"confidently whistling."
Family Guy
"(exhaling sharply)"
Family Guy
"He's, uh, he's not very good at whistling,"
Family Guy
"but he's doing the other stuff."
Family Guy
"I can't believe we're doing this."
Family Guy
"We're actually going lobster fishing."
Family Guy
"Our way of life is disappearing, Bri."
Family Guy
"Stewie, we got the boat 20 minutes ago. Settle down."
Family Guy
"How'd we get the boat, anyway?"
Family Guy
"Traded it for opioids from a working-class New Englander"
Family Guy
"- hooked on opioids. - Huh."
Family Guy
"All right, well, I got lobster pots, trammel nets,"
Family Guy
"buoys, chum, rope, flotation gear and a radio."
Family Guy
"- What do you got? - Opioids."
Family Guy
"Stewie, stop screwing around and give me those opioids"
Family Guy
"and go get me some more opioids."
Family Guy
"Uh, let me check on Rupert first."
Family Guy
"Rupert, how you doing with that double sheet bend?"
Family Guy
"Okay, apparently I said "half hitch" or whatever."
Family Guy
"- I don't even know why you brought him. - Let's not talk about it."
Family Guy
"He gets so jealous when you and I hang out."
Family Guy
"Well, tell him he doesn't have anything to worry about."
Family Guy
"He doesn't?"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, this has been a huge waste of time."
Family Guy
"I hereby find for the defendant, effective as of the moment"
Family Guy
"I slam down my gavel uninterrup..."
Family Guy
"Wait! Your Honor, we have evidence relevant to this case."
Family Guy
"Who are you? And what kind of evidence?"
Family Guy
"I'm an HOA dick, and I found bylaws proving"
Family Guy
"that Brick used his sprinklers on incorrect Tuesdays."
Family Guy
"I'm a cop, and I'm gonna suspiciously turn off"
Family Guy
"my body cam, in case something sketchy goes down."
Family Guy
"And I found Quahog's original survey maps,"
Family Guy
"proving that Brick's sprinklers aren't even on his own property."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"The town surveyor was being pestered by a bee,"
Family Guy
"so the property lines were all twisty-turny."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's why his statue's like that."
Family Guy
"Well, this is more than enough evidence for cartoon court."
Family Guy
"I find for the plaintiff."
Family Guy
"- Yeah! - We did it!"
Family Guy
"Talk about "all rise." Giggity!"
Family Guy
"G-G-I-T-Y."
Family Guy
"Yeah, there's-there's no Ds in "giggity.""
Family Guy
"(birds chirping)"
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"Three hours of lobster fishing and nothing."
Family Guy
"You shouldn't have dumped all my Percocets in the water."
Family Guy
"Now the lobsters are just down there hanging out"
Family Guy
"and defrauding the government for disability checks."
Family Guy
"Should we drop our traps somewhere else?"
Family Guy
"- Like where? - I don't know, maybe we try David Harbour."
Family Guy
"It's that harbor nobody even heard of until three years ago,"
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"and now all of a sudden it's huge."
Family Guy
"Eh, we could try Michael Bay."
Family Guy
"Although I hear that bay was mean to Megan Fox."
Family Guy
"Maybe Roger Waters?"
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"- George Strait? - Billy Ocean?"
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"- Ricki Lake? - River Phoenix?"
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"How are those celebrity water puns working out?"
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"- Welp, this has been a bust. - Sea Thomas Howell?"
Family Guy
"Anyway, your guys' were good, too."
Family Guy
"Uhp, we're due for an eight-second squall."
Family Guy
"I got to go have an overacting scene"
Family Guy
"where I curse God in a boat storm."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"Strike me down, you coward."
Family Guy
"I have big feelings about weather."
Family Guy
"The storm symbolizes my madness."
Family Guy
"This is worth it for fish."
Family Guy
"Well, Rupert, clear one BAFTA's-worth of space"
Family Guy
"on the trophy shelf."
Family Guy
"Rupert?"
Family Guy
"Rupert."
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"How did he sink so fast?"
Family Guy
"He might h-have a string of metal balls"
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"- uh, hidden within? - What?"
Family Guy
"We've been together a long time, Brian."
Family Guy
"We have to do things to keep it fresh."
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"Hey there, company."
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"Hey, brother. Wakanda forever."
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