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Clips from Family Guy - Lawyer Guy (S20E20)

"- Oh, I don't know. - What do you want, Brick?"
Family Guy
"Just came to congratulate you."
Family Guy
"Thought I'd be the bigger man."
Family Guy
"Bigger man? You been talking to Lois?"
Family Guy
"She doesn't measure from the right spot."
Family Guy
"So, no hard feelings?"
Family Guy
"You have been talking to Lois."
Family Guy
"Listen, the moral of the story is this:"
Family Guy
"watching you all in the court today, I realized something."
Family Guy
"I may have a fancy law degree and a phone number"
Family Guy
"with all twos in it... (giggles)"
Family Guy
"...but, Peter, you have friends."
Family Guy
"And no one can ever take them away from you."
Family Guy
"He said that weird."
Family Guy
"And I bought you a gift:"
Family Guy
"four tickets to today's matinee performance"
Family Guy
"of Surfin' Bird: An American Musical."
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"- Awesome! - Live theater!"
Family Guy
"We'll get to see Law & Order extras onstage!"
Family Guy
"Live stage plays are so great."
Family Guy
"I hope there's a gentle jibe about Republicans"
Family Guy
"so we can have a smug laugh."
Family Guy
"You gentlemen are in the front row."
Family Guy
"- Aw, sweet. - Oh, but not you, sir."
Family Guy
"You're all the way back in the very top."
Family Guy
"- What? - Yeah, just keep going up until you see three corpses in parkas."
Family Guy
"(in distance): ♪ Bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word... ♪"
Family Guy
"Man, this sucks."
Family Guy
"The stage is so way down there,"
Family Guy
"the sound doesn't even travel this far."
Family Guy
"The whole show's just being relayed by some New York mook."
Family Guy
"Uh, they're saying everybody's heard about the bird."
Family Guy
"And it goes on, and so forth."
Family Guy
"Okay, now they're saying what the word is."
Family Guy
"Bird. It's bird."
Family Guy
"Well, may as well take a terrible,"
Family Guy
"faraway stage picture that I'll never look at again."
Family Guy
"♪ Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ A-well, a bird, bird, bird... ♪"
Family Guy
"Aw, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire are having such a good time."
Family Guy
"♪ A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word... ♪"
Family Guy
"(gasps) With Brick?"
Family Guy
"♪ Bird, bird, bird... ♪"
Family Guy
"Crap, now they're getting pulled up"
Family Guy
"onstage to sing together."
Family Guy
"Surely they won't be given inflatable electric guitars."
Family Guy
"Oh! They're being given inflatable electric guitars."
Family Guy
"(phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"Oh, man, and now the early reviews are coming in."
Family Guy
"♪ A-well, a bird ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Surfin' bird... ♪"
Family Guy
"It's, it's like Brick Baker has taken my friends away from me."
Family Guy
"- (phone chimes) - Now what's this?"
Family Guy
"An unsolicited email from a local mom I have a crush on?"
Family Guy
""Hi, Peter, it's Judy, just thinking of you."
Family Guy
""I've joined the team at North Star Realty,"
Family Guy
"and if you're ever thinking of selling your home...""
Family Guy
"Well, that's disappointing."
Family Guy
"Jabberjaw?"
Family Guy
"Brick, get in the photo, you old so-and-so."
Family Guy
""Old so-and-so" is my nickname."
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter."
Family Guy
"Look who decided to drop by."
Family Guy
"Hey, why so glum, you old so-and-so?"
Family Guy
"All right, that's it."
Family Guy
"You like hanging out with Brick? Fine."
Family Guy
"I don't need you guys."
Family Guy
"You people are backstabbers. Like Stabby McBackerson."
Family Guy
"Honey? Lee Harvey? Dinner's on the table."
Family Guy
"(gunshot)"
Family Guy
"Well, when can you take a break?"
Family Guy
"Okay, that's a mix-up. That was, uh,"
Family Guy
"that was Lee Harvey Oswald working from home."
Family Guy
"We have to save Rupert. We have to."
Family Guy
"I know, Stewie, but look."
Family Guy
"Our only chance is if he's up here"
Family Guy
"on the Phoebe Waller-Ridge."
Family Guy
"We'll never reach him if he's fallen down into"
Family Guy
"the Lin-Manuel Mariana Trench."
Family Guy
"Also, Harrison Fjord."
Family Guy
"Or-or yours. Y-Yours are good, too."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
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"(Brian screaming)"
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"(Brian screaming)"
Family Guy
"And just like that, Rupert sank forever"
Family Guy
"into the inky deep."
Family Guy
"Also, did you know that the ocean is"
Family Guy
"40% fish whiz?"
Family Guy
"All this and more on West's Wonders."
Family Guy
"Okay, top five racks in '90s movies. Go."
Family Guy
"I'll bite. Maggie Smith, Death on the Nile."
Family Guy
"Right rack, wrong decade. Who's next?"
Family Guy
"What the hell is he doing?"
Family Guy
"His friends ditched him for Brick Baker,"
Family Guy
"so he's trying to recreate the friend experience with us."
Family Guy
"- What? No. - Also, he's still butthurt"
Family Guy
"'cause Judy from down the street sent him an email,"
Family Guy
"- but it was for her realty business, so... - Okay, that's enough!"
Family Guy
"(groans) Forget this."
Family Guy
"I thought it'd be nice hanging with family,"
Family Guy
"but it's a disaster."
Family Guy
"Like Lee Harvey Oswald working from home."
Family Guy
"This is the tenth one of these this month."
Family Guy
"What do you think, Detective McBackerson?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, they seem unrelated and random,"
Family Guy
"and probably accidents?"
Family Guy
"What was that?"
Family Guy
"That was "someone's getting fired," is what that was."
Family Guy
"What are you doing, Brian? We have to go back."
Family Guy
"Stewie, it's over."
Family Guy
"Rupert's fallen way too deep. We can't get to him."
Family Guy
"But he's my friend. We can't just leave him there."
Family Guy
"I'm afraid we have to, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Even if he is muling your marital aids."
Family Guy
"You know what? I don't care what you do."
Family Guy
"I'm going back to save Rupert."
Family Guy
"Fine. Go ahead and try. You'll be back in one minute."
Family Guy
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