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Clips from Family Guy - Lawyer Guy (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Dinnertime, everyone."
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"You know what I'm craving? Lobster."
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"Your lobster today is Dinty Moore stew"
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"from a can too dented to risk on people."
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"What does "Dinty" even mean? Is it an adjective or a guy?"
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"Or a contraction, like,"
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""Boy, he really screwed up that meal, din't he?""
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"I mean, Dinty Moore? How about Dinty Less, right?"
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"Gold. All of this."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"I'll get it. It might be Jabberjaw."
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"Uh, you kids don't remember Jabberjaw,"
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"but your father very badly wants to meet Jabberjaw."
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"It came! My hammock came!"
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"Yay, you brought loud energy into the dining room!"
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"Why did you get a hammock, Peter?"
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"Well, the year 2020 was a terrible year"
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"for the Corona beer company, so they had to sell off"
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"all their TV commercial hammocks."
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"And owning a hammock from TV has always been"
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"my third-biggest dream."
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"- My first big... - Meet Jabberjaw."
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"Okay, you know about Jabberjaw."
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"And then my other dream is to be an NFL referee."
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"(football thuds)"
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"It's good, it's good. The-the-the kick was good."
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"Hammock life is the best life, Chris."
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"Yeah, you clearly wanted to be seen lying in a hammock,"
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"so I'm glad I could do that for you."
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"Now, to drink lemonade with a southern drawl."
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"(English accent): Chip, chip, guv'nor. Shrimp on the barbie."
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"(chuckles) You sound like Colonel Sanders."
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"(shouts)"
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"- (regular voice): Damn it. - Oh, no."
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"The neighbor's sprinkler ruined whatever this is."
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"Not so fast, Chris. I don't give up that easy."
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"Good for you, Dad."
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"Go knock on the neighbor's door"
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"and have a mildly uncomfortable conversation."
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"I give up."
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"Peter, uh, we can't start until you start."
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"I'm sorry, gang, I'm just so mad at my backyard neighbor."
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"- What's the problem? - He's got a sprinkler"
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"going nuts and spraying on my property."
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"- I just don't know what to do. - (soft music playing)"
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"Hang on while I close this law book"
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"and return it to a shelf of law books."
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"Have you been injured in an accident?"
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"Man, I hope so. I'm Brick Baker."
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"My mama didn't raise no dummy."
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"And I'm here to get you money."
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"That almost rhymes."
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"My specialities are contract law"
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"and kicking bitch ass for you."
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"Also probate."
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"You trip and fall? Got a dog bite?"
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"You used baby powder on your vagina, you crazy person?"
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"Well, if you haven't, start doing it."
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"Brick Baker's getting you paid."
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"Ha! You need hot, fresh justice, so call da Baker."
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"I said I wasn't wearing that!"
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"Maybe you should hire that lawyer"
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"to sue the problem neighbor you got."
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"Hey, great idea, Cleveland. I loved his little judge hammer."
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"Gavel, it's called."
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"N-N-N-N-N-Now, because this is a regional commercial,"
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"it's gonna end just a half a second too early."
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"But remember, call 22..."
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"(theme music playing)"
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"Mr. Griffin, I've reviewed your complaint,"
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"and I think you have an excellent case."
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"- That's great. - N-N-N-N-N-Now, can I tell you something off the record?"
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""Live At Birdland, Art Blakey Quartet,"
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"Blue Note Records, 1957.""
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"Okay, I can see that I came to the right lawyer."
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"N-N-N-Now, I just need to file a brief."
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"Yeah, this-this is gonna work out. I want to hire you."
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"Excellent. Let me just type up your filing."
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"Name: Peter Griffin."
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"Favorite WNBA Team-- that's a weird second question."
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"I'll put "Dallas Wings.""
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"Home address..."
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"Wait, you live at 31 Spooner Street?"
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"Yeah, cross street: Forker Lane."
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"Out in Cutlery Estates. Is that a problem?"
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"Um, nope. No problem."
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"I got you, Peter Griffin."
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"When we goes to court, I will be right there with you."
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"Just like I say on my local cable commercial,"
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""With Brick by your side, you can't...""
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"(theme music playing)"
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"Thanks for helping me find a lobster roll truck"
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"on Instagram, Stewie."
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"Eh, I just wish we didn't have to go"
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"to this stupid, gentrified waterfront."
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"This place was so much better"
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"when it sucked and we never came here."
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"Well, here's our lobster roll truck."
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"HIPSTER: Uh, hey, guys?"
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"You're cutting in line."
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"It starts back there."
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"What? No."
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"All I wanted was just some decent lobster."
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"You know, Bri, they're right out there, up for grabs."
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"We should just go straight to the source."
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"What are you even suggesting, Stewie?"
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"That we, what, we get a lobster boat and be lobstermen?"
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Peter, where's the defendant? And where's Brick?"
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"Sorry I'm late. I had to make these small desserts"
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"change their ways."
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