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Clips from Mystery, Alaska (1999)

"I'm slow in the feet?"
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
"That's it? That's all you got for me?"
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
"No, "Wow, nice helicopter"? No, " Hey, great article in Sports Illustrated"?"
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"How's Donna doing? Does she miss me?"
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"Twice in one year, Charlie. What do you want this time?"
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"I come bearing the New York Rangers."
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"The New York Rangers?"
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"Yeah, I was pretty blown away myself."
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"But the article sparked some kind of brainstorm at the NHL."
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"- Good writing, I guess. - The New York Rangers."
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"The New York Rangers."
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"- In Mystery, Alaska? - Right here."
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"To play against our boys?"
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"The NHL feels it'll be great publicity,"
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"and the network figures a 14 share, minimum."
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"All right."
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"What's in it for you, Charlie?"
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"Community pride."
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"A sense of giving back to the place where I grew up."
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"Money."
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"If you all settle down, we'll, uh, we'll try to answer all your questions."
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"Now, nothing is definite."
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"There's still some dealing to be done with the players' unions and things."
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"But what needs to be decided first is, do we want this game?"
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"- I won't kid ya, it would be a goose to the economy."
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"What economy?"
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"We can be serious about this,"
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"or we can simply leave the decision to the committee, which I'm quite happy to do."
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"Yes, Miram?"
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"The question is, do we really stand a chance?"
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"'Cause if all that's gonna happen is we'll get laughed at,"
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"I'm not for it at any price."
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"That's fair. That's fair. And to answer that,"
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"I'd like to call up here someone we all know and..."
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"Well, we all know. Charles Danner."
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"Thanks. Um... Well, first of all, it's really great to be back."
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"Bullshit!"
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"Uh... Um, here's the thing."
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"On a standard ice rink, no, we don't come close."
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"But... our boys on a pond?"
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"Now, hold on just one second."
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"You're using words like "we" and "our boys. ""
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"You left this town, Charlie Danner."
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"You can't even skate."
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"Plus, this may be an old lady talking,"
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"but I've always thought you were a bit of a prick."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a town meeting."
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"Let's have some order, for God's sakes! John."
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"Could we make a game of it?"
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"Yeah, John."
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"Depends on rules."
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"We play four on four. They play five on five."
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"Boards, offsides, two-line passing."
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"Rules that keep everything bunched. It's a different kind of game."
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"John, excuse me, but this game is gonna be played on a pond."
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"- Hey, Chuck... - One second."
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"Everybody here always says on a pond, nobody beats us, right? Nobody."
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"Okay, well, you got a chance to prove it now."
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"John, can we win?"
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"Shooting, passing, stick handling... The truth?"
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"Except for Connor, nobody here comes close."
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"Except for Connor, nobody here comes close."
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"But on the pond,"
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"black ice, wide open surface, it's all about skating."
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"And we can skate."
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"Yeah, we can. All right, man."
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"The New York Rangers are professionals."
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"Two things we've always had in Mystery:"
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"Our dignity and our illusions."
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"I suggest we cling to both."
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"Where's the dignity in not trying?"
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"I'll play those Rangers."
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"- I'm in. - I'll play."
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"I'll beat 'em."
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"As mayor of Mystery, Alaska,"
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"I'm gonna extend a little invitation to the New York Rangers!"
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"Hey, Johnny!"
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"- This can't wait till tomorrow? - No, no, we gotta be on the ice at sunup."
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"If this game happens, it's only 32 days away."
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"We gotta get goin'."
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"- I bet you're back on the team now, right? - Maybe."
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"Well, they're not gonna play the Rangers with just ten guys."
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"Here he comes."
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"- John. Hey, Donna. - Hey, Scott."
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"- Witch-tit cold, huh? - Yeah."
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"Look, John, these are the developments."
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"Things have changed. We want you to coach."
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"Judge turn you down?"
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"Yeah. He's got some bug up his colon."
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"But next toJudge Fuck Nut, you know most about hockey."
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"Scott, you'll need him to play, right?"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Well, the committee feels you can best help the team by, you know, coaching."
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"You're the guy. They all look up to you."
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"Scott, I don't coach."
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"John, I'm asking you as mayor of the town."
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"Will you coach?"
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"Look, think about it."
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"Let me know, huh?"
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"You know,"
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"every ex-player turned coach says they prefer coaching to playing."
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"Why would they all say that?"
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"Because they can't play."
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"So why'd you wanna come? You never wanna come when I plough."
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"- Well, um, could you pull over? - Sure."
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"What... What are you doing?"
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"Um..."
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"I thought, um..."
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"I think we should celebrate you making the team."
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"N- Now? Here?"
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"I don't know where else to do it."
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"I got a condom too."
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"- So... - Marla."
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"With you on the team, Stevie, a lot of girls are gonna be,"
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"you know, after you."
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"I don't wanna lose you toJody Lange just 'cause she gives."
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"Marla."
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"I'm not gonna leave you on account of not having sex."
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"I love you."
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"Are you sure?"
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