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Clips from Mystery, Alaska (1999)

"Oh, Skank!"
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
"Fuck me!"
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"Hey. What did you say?"
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"You teach him that?"
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"He heard it in the locker room, Dad."
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"- From who? - Everyone."
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"You know what it's like in there."
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"He shoots. He scores!"
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"Wouldn't start again?"
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"- Was it the gas line? - I don't know. I'll ask Tinker."
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"- Mmm. - Mmm."
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"Take the sled, will ya? I wanna wait for the mail."
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"- The magazine's supposed to be here, express. - Okay. Better be good."
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"Of course it's gonna be good. That's the whole point."
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"I don't exactly trust Chuckie boy."
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"Come on. Pass it off."
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"All right. Let's go again."
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"Bailey!"
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"Hi, Bailey."
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"Fat men don't shovel, Bailey."
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"No, it's dry. It's dry."
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"- Ew! Fuck me! - That's a lung biscuit."
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"Joey!"
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"That's it. Neither of you guys are coming to the locker room again."
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"John?"
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"Have a good game today."
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"- God, it's cold! - The taters are hot."
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"Right here, Connor. Thanks. Hot, hot, hot!"
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"- What the hell kind of bird is that? - Bobby, throw some tape."
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"- It's gonna be a hot one today. - Hey, tape!"
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"- Hey, is the magazine out yet? - Monday."
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"- Johnny's supposed to get a copy expressed. - Maybe we made the cover."
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"- We ain't on the cover. - He said it would be a big story with pictures."
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"Yeah, Chuck exaggerates."
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"Hey, guys, you are not gonna believe this."
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"Sarah Heinz."
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"I know! She's supposed to be this shy girl."
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"I figure, what the hell. I ain't that attractive."
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"I'll vaccinate her quick, get home for an early sack, beat what's left of the bishop."
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"Like this?"
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"- She's much fatter naked. Yeah! - No."
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"I'm telling you, she got her February fat now in the second week in December."
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"She's riding me like a wet walrus,"
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"making these fat sounds."
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"- Thwap, thwap, thwap. - The boy's got no shame."
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"You're a sick man, Skank."
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"- Hey, you got the magazine? Damn. - The mail didn't come yet."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"- You kill one more wolf... - Ain't no sheriffin' in here."
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"I ain't sheriffin'. I'm just a teammate concerned for his freedom."
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"Come on, boys. Let's move it."
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"It's two tenths below zero. The committee won't be happy."
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"- The committee. - You seen Weeks lately? He's been skating the river."
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"I don't care. I'm about to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated."
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"That photographer said I have one of those expressive faces."
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"- A face that tells a story. - Too bad it's a tragedy."
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"- A comedy. - A horror story."
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"Come on, guys. Let's start gettin' our heads into it."
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"Like Connor says, that Weeks kid, he's got jump."
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"I'm tellin' you, Tree, there's rumors."
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"One of us is going down."
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"Let's go! Let's move!"
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"Let's go!"
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"Good game! Good game!"
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"Stretch 'em out."
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"- Let's do it, Sheriff. - Sticks!"
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"- Line 'em up, Michael! - Don't give me Tree. I wanna win this week."
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"- I win no matter what side, huh? - Win this, Tree."
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"- Maybe it's you and me, huh? - Winetka."
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"Here."
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"- Paul. - Brown's the winner."
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"- Dad! - Thanks, Mikey."
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"Tree!"
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"- You see Stevie Weeks yesterday? - Chump."
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"You think we gotta do it?"
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"- Birdie! - Try and pass me!"
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"- Give it to me! - Try it! Try it!"
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"Pass! Damn!"
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"Whoo! All right!"
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"Soon, it'll be you out there."
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"- Oh, I don't know. - It will, Stevie."
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"- Ow! - Daddy!"
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"There are things you do in public... and things you don't."
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"We're just kissing."
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"For God's sakes."
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"Geez."
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"Very effective, Walter."
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"Nipped in the bud."
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"- MaryJane. - You got it?"
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"I got it. Look. It's three pages with pictures and profiles."
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"- There's John. - A mix between Bobby Bond and Moose DuPark."
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"Yeah, he won't like that."
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""Clears the crease like a snowplow. " Well, he can't not like that."
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"Come on."
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"- Honey. Look at this. - Hey."
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"- The mayor should get first look. Not bad, right? - Wow."
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"Son of a piss whore. Our town in Sports Illustrated."
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"Listen to this."
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""The legendary hockey players of Mystery, Alaska, were born on skates..."
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"in a world perpetually covered with ice and snow."
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"Isolated by rugged mountains and vast glaciers,"
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"they hone their skills by playing each other,"
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"Saturday after Saturday, for as long as anyone can remember."
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"The citizens attend with religious devotion in sub-zero weather."
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"A committee of town fathers decides who plays and by what rules."
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"The game has become more than a sport."
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"It's a weekly ritual celebration. ""
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""The Winetka brothers forecheck like gophers."
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"When a puck goes into a corner, a Winetka comes out with it."
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"- Yeah! - Read. Read!"
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"And then there's Connor Banks."
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"- Connor! - What about Connor Banks?"
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"Montreal had its rocket. Mystery has its cruise missile!""
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"The only rocket you got is your meat whistle."
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"Hang on. Hang on. " Perfecting the art of the pass is John Biebe,"
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"whose precision and accuracy more than compensate for slowness of foot."
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"- The only player without lightning speed. - Every team needs its thumper."
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"Fuck 'em, Johnny. Fuck 'em."
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"On pure skating ability, the boys of Mystery, Alaska..."
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"rival any team in the National Hockey League!""
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