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Clips from Avenue 5 - This Is Physically Hurting Me (S01E01)

"I couldn't watch you go in there."
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"-Thank you. -I want you here with me."
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"You can't just save my life. You gotta make it about you."
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"-No-- Oh, for fuck's sake. -This is classic."
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"Oh, Fudd. You're playing me. Aren't you?"
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"Absolutely not. I don't know what the fuck is going on."
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"I should've known a real trip to Saturn was beyond you,"
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"-ya small-time huckster. -What? No."
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"(CHUCKLES) See you back home, crying probably, in court."
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"Harrison, we really are in space."
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"I think."
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"You're so cute when you're lying."
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"-All right. No, no, no, no. -HARRISON: Oh? Oh?"
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"What's your next move? Huh?"
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"That's a good question. Thought I might twat you one?"
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"Go ahead."
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"I like being hit."
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"-That's... -Billie, twat the gentleman."
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"-Me? Right. Yes. Listen. -Will you? Yeah."
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"-Mr.-- -She's got an E! Okay!"
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"Anybody who wants 1000 new bucks,"
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"-help me escape! -(ALL YELLING)"
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"Use your fucking code! Five-three-three-five!"
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"(HARRISON LAUGHS)"
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"BILLIE: No! No--"
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"(MOCKINGLY) Ooh, I'm scared! I'm so scared!"
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"(LAUGHING) Joke's on you, Herman, you big assho--"
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"(INAUDIBLE)"
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"If these are effects, they're pretty darn good."
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"Okay. Anyone else"
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"-think it's a game show? -SARAH: Sarah."
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"-No, no, no, no, no! -(CLAMORING)"
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"-DEVON: Yeah! -TERI: Take me, Jesus!"
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"MAN: Eat my asshole!"
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"Actually, I've changed my--"
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"(CROWD GROANS)"
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"Now, why would they do that as an effect?"
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"I have no idea that that's what would even happen."
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"Well, you laughing gnome."
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"You still think it's visual fucking effects?"
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"I-- Well, the F doesn't stand for "fucking,""
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"and I will admit that I'm on the fence."
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"-Oh, you're on the fence? -JADEN: I'm on the fence."
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"Uh-huh. They're not on the fence."
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"You put them on the fence, and they disintegrate."
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"-Uh-- -MATT: Holy shit."
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"Is it my fault?"
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"Well, you know, it's not not your fault."
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"I was trying to help, and--"
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"Your arguments were confusing."
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"Everything's a simulation?"
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"And-- and a one percent chance they could get home?"
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"Where did you get the one percent?"
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"I was trying to be nuanced."
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"Nuanced? Well, I think you just nuanced them to death."
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"Uh, yes. That is exactly what happened here today."
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"Uh, Matthew nuanced seven people to death."
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"There's plenty of blame to go around."
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"We are all gonna get a slice."
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"Oh shit..."
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"Message from Earth."
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"Their son just woke up from his coma."
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"He wants to know where his parents are."
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"-MAN: Oh, god. -That's not good."
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"I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go."
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"Matt, can I leave that one with you?"
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"Hello! Hi."
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"I don't wanna have to fight you for a place home."
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"-Rav, Rav, Rav. -But I--"
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"Okay, look, I'm the pilot."
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"I'm going home, whatever happens."
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"The passenger is either you or Mr. Judd"
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"or both of you"
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"if one of you has eaten the other."
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"Okay?"
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"Okay."
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"I mean, it might not be so bad."
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"No press. Illuminated turd shows."
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"Buffets. Cruise life. (SING-SONGS) Cruisin'!"
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"(CHUCKLES) I can do this, right?"
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"(RAV GASPS)"
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"-RAV: Get me home! Get me home right now! -Damn it! I can't!"
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"-It's automated! -RAV: Do something!"
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"-Let go of my arm! Let go of my arm! -I'm afraid! I'm very scared!"
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"-I can't-- Help! Oh shit! -(SCREAMS)"
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"♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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