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Clips from Derry Girls - The Agreement (S03E03)

"It's just Irish dancing, only they wave their arms about a bit."
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"Giftbags to the value of �20."
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"Seriously? A selection of... Stop reading, James!"
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"Jesus Christ, this is practically the Oscars."
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"Our party doesn't stand a chance."
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"That's not true, Erin."
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"And you've something that Jenny Joyce doesn't have."
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"Integrity. What? No."
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"Yeah, you don't have integrity, Erin."
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"Then what do I have?"
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"The Commitment."
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"What? So, I know her nephew, a bit,"
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"and it turns out he fancies the whole of me."
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"Story of my life."
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"And he said he can get her to play your party"
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"if I snog him for three minutes and 22 seconds."
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"That's really precise."
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"It's the length of Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai. Great track."
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"Oh, the best. Oh, my God, Michelle..."
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"You would do that for me?"
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"That's just the kind of selfless girl I am."
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"Can I have a crisp? Fuck off!"
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"MUSIC: Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai"
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"Christ, not this fecker again..."
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"Sister!"
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"I used to be quite good at this. I don't care. Great."
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"What do you want?"
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"Well, there's going to be a bit of a shakeup at the diocese,"
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"and, well, the feeling was that I'd come and talk to you"
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"because, you know, erm..."
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"..we have a relationship. We do not have a relationship."
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"Right."
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"So the Bishop wants you to know that he's absolutely thrilled"
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"with all the amazing work you've done here over the years."
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"I'm ecstatic. But perhaps he thinks it's time for a different challenge."
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"What? Pastures new and all that."
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"He wants me to leave Our Lady Immaculate?"
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"He thinks it's time. And, well, you know, it's..."
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"it's the nature of the game. I'm not playing a game."
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"When things get too familiar,"
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"too comfortable..."
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"..you know, it can distract us from the main focus."
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"Which is? God."
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"Right."
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"And...she's worried about that herself, is she?"
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"Who? God."
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"She passed these concerns on to the Bishop personally?"
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"Look, this is always difficult, Sister, but can I be frank?"
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"Be whoever you want."
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"It's best, in my experience, to make peace with it, because ultimately..."
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"..it's out of your control."
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"MUSIC: Honey by Mariah Carey"
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"Well?"
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"Mammy wants a bar of dark chocolate."
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"Here."
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"This isn't dark chocolate."
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"You tell your ma to eat it WITH THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT!"
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"A'right, D Dog? OK, we need some balloons, streamers..."
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"Inflatable bananas. And two bottles of that ropey tequila"
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"that you keep under the counter."
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"It's dirt cheap cos it fell off the back of a lorry."
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"Jesus, take an ad out in the Derry Journal, why don't you?"
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"Don't go mad now. I drank a quarter bottle of this on Saturday night,"
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"ended up having an argument with a fucking squirrel."
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"Squirrels are such arseholes."
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"Did you get glasses, Dennis?"
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"Yep. They're very snazzy!"
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"They're not snazzy. They are a bit snazzy."
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"Not snazzy, all right? They're just ordinary, normal,"
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"everyday fucking glasses. Of course they are."
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"If you're Elton John. You cheeky wee rat!"
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"If I was your Niall I'd be begging them to let me finish me stretch."
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"Nothing'd be worse than sharing a house with you. Fuck off, Dennis."
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"And that's never actually gonna happen anyway, so."
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"They're saying it might."
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"Well, I'm not gonna get my hopes up."
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"MUSIC: A Life Less Ordinary by Ash"
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"OK, so I think I've got a handle on the basics."
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"Everyone sit down. I'll have a look at it later, Joe."
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"Sit! Jesus, Sarah, but the wains will go berserk"
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"when they find out about this parish hall thing."
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"Let them. I'm sick of the pair of them."
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"Why are we expected to organise everything anyway?"
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"We're not responsible for them."
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"We are responsible for them, Sarah. We're their mothers."
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"Right, as far as I can make out, this thing has two main aims."
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"Firstly, to stop us all killing one another. Fair enough."
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"And secondly, to allow us to govern ourselves from here,"
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"rather than England. From Derry?"
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"I would say so. Would it not be more likely to be Belfast?"
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"Belfast is the capital. Aye, but that was an oversight, Gerry."
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"They get rid of the British Army."
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"What will happen to the barracks?"
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"There's no mention of the barracks."
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"It would make a great wee shopping centre. We get a new police force."
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"Different uniforms as well, I hope."
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"I mean if they want Catholics to join,"
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"they're gonna have to find something that works with our complexion."
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"Er, the release of all paramilitary prisoners,"
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"both flavours."
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"Both flavours? Loyalist and Republican. Of course."
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"This is what I don't understand."
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"What happens to the lads when they get out?"
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"I mean, what does an ex-paramilitary do? Gardening."
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"Gardening? Have you any better suggestions?"
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"Howdy, folks."
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"Are those shorts, Eammon?"
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"They are surely, Gerry. Are they my shorts?"
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"That's right. I had a hoke about in your drawers earlier."
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"Sarah said you wouldn't mind. Did she now?"
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"He didn't have a pair of his own, Gerry,"
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"and legs like that should not be hidden away."
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"I'm sorry, but I feel very strongly about this."
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"God, but I am freezing. I wonder why."
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"Well, Gerry, I didn't want to say anything,"
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"but you're a bit tight with the old heating, now."
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"Could all be doing with a bit of a blast."
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"Well, you heard the man. Hm!"
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"MUSIC: Brimful Of Asha by Cornershop (Norman Cook remix)"
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"Where do we want Emily Bronte?"
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