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Clips from Derry Girls - The Agreement (S03E03)

"That's Jane Austen. Really?"
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"We are running dangerously low on bamboo now, folks."
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"Are you doing like half monkey life, half literary greats?"
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"Or are you incorporating literary greats into the jungle?"
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"I have no fucking idea, Clare."
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"Well, that's not good enough!"
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"I mean, we could really be doing with some clarity here, people,"
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"because I'm starting to think you guys haven't thought this through."
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"Michelle? Michelle?!"
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"Is that your Uncle Colm? That's Samuel Beckett."
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"One boring bastard looks much like another, I suppose."
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"And there was something else I wanted to talk to you about."
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"Er, right..."
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"What was the face all about?"
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"What face?"
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"Earlier, when Dennis was talking about Niall, you did a face."
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"I didn't do a face."
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"You did a face, Erin. You did a face like this."
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"I...would never do that face."
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"I couldn't do that face."
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"That face, it isn't even in my repertoire."
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"Oh, it's in your repertoire all right, Erin."
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"I've seen you whip it out over a dozen times,"
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"usually when you find something hard to believe."
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"What was hard to believe, Erin?"
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"It was just when you said that you didn't want to get your hopes up."
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"Yeah? You don't actually think he should get out, do you?"
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"He's me brother. He killed someone."
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"I know that, Erin. I'm not sure we should be talking about this."
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"Isn't this exactly what we should be talking about?"
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"I mean, we have to vote on it."
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"It wasn't supposed to happen the way it did."
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"I'm sure that poor man's family takes great comfort in that."
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"These things, they're not black and white, Erin. Aren't they?"
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"Nothing about this place is!"
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"Well, I think the fact that you shouldn't kill people"
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"is pretty black and white."
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"Oh, awkward, awkward, awkward, awkward, oh, God, it's so awkward!"
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"Fuck off, Erin. And what would you know, anyway?"
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"You're nothing but a spoilt, selfish, sheltered wee brat."
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"LITERARY GREAT CLATTERS ON FLOOR"
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"And for you information, Erin,"
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"I didn't agree to snog that fella"
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"so you would have a Commitment play at your pishy party,"
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"I agreed to snog him cos he's a massive ride. James!"
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"Sorry."
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"You know, the cousin thing..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"So, how are things now? What's happening?"
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"MUMBLES: It's really, really bad."
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"James? Hello?"
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"It's really, really bad..."
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"James, I can't hear you. I think there's a problem with the line."
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"There's not a problem with the line, Clare! I'm mumbling."
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"Why are you mumbling? Because Michelle's upstairs"
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"and I don't want her to hear me. Who are you talking to, James?"
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"Oh, Christ. Hi, Michelle!"
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"What's going on? Look, just leave it alone, OK?"
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"I am never, ever, ever speaking to that dickhead again. Ever."
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"Well, that's a start. I mean, not a great start."
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"BEEPING"
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"Oh, hold on one second."
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"Hey, Clare."
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"Oh, hi!"
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"Yeah, I'm good, grand, thanks. Never been better."
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"Michelle? Haven't even thought about Michelle."
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"It's sort of like, "Who's Michelle?" You know?"
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"I sort of think I've outgrown her and..."
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"Listen, it was an argument."
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"It's a sensitive subject. Things got heated. It happens."
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"But you need to apologise. You think I should apologise?"
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"Shit, no. What did I do?"
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"I'm not apologising."
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"No, look, Erin's on the other line."
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"Oh, so she thinks I should apologise? Unbelievable."
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"What's happening, Clare? Just one second!"
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"Hello? Where'd you go? I was on the other line."
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"Talking to who?"
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"Michelle..."
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"Do you want a Pop Tart, Erin? No, I'm good, thanks. Clare?"
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"I'm in Strabane. And your point is?"
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"SIGHS"
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"Look, Erin, someone has to make the first move here."
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"You're telling me you don't want Michelle to come to your party?"
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"She doesn't want me to come to her party?"
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"How do I keep doing that?!"
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"Well, she can stick her party up her hole."
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"HANGS UP"
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"Shit, Clare! What are you gonna tell Erin? Well, I can't tell her"
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"Michelle thinks she should stick her party up her hole!"
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"Oh, does she now? JESUS CHRIST!"
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"Well, you can tell Michelle that I didn't want her there anyway."
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"Clare. Yeah."
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"What's going on?"
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"I think peace negotiations have just broken down."
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"MUSIC: Don't Speak by No Doubt"
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"Michelle's not speaking to me, and now The Commitment's pulled out."
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"The Lack Of Commitment, that's what she should call herself."
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"That's not as catchy. I don't care. Her voice isn't even that good."
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"We don't need The Commitment and we don't need Michelle."
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"This party is gonna be amazing, with or without them."
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"# I have heard my people crying... #"
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"What the hell?"
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"What is going on? Where are all the literary greats?"
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"What happened to my monkeys? We had to take them down."
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"They were scaring the wains. Why are the wains here?"
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"Ach, splitting the booking just made sense, you know, price wise."
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"We are not sharing our 18th birthday party"
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"with the first communion do! I cannot believe this, Mammy!"
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"BEGINS TO SOB: All I do is try my best, Erin..."
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"Oh, come on. This is how I'm treated..."
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"Well, you're quite clearly pretending to cry now, so."
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"Everything I do, I do it for you!"
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"Is that right, Bryan Adams? And maybe you'll realise that..."
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"Oh, don't even. ..when I'm dead."
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"Seriously?"
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"MUSIC: (Everything I Do) I Do It For You by B Adams, M Kame and RJ Lange"
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"Well, how'd they take it? Not great."
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"I had to whip out the old you'll be sorry when I'm dead card."
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