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Clips from NewsRadio - Big Day (S01E01)

"Who did this?"
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"Whose food is this?"
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"This desk is not a steam table. Whose food is this?"
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""Bill McNeal"?"
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"Oh, right. Uh..."
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"What are you doing, Dave?"
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"I'm still trying"
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"to figure out these bonuses."
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"Look, Beth,"
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"you haven't told anyone I'm deciding these, right?"
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"Your secret is safe with me."
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"Why don't you just give me the big bonus, Dave?"
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"I'll get you a cup of coffee."
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"Okay, you've got a deal."
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"You called my bluff, Dave."
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"Why don't you at least help me try to narrow this down, okay?"
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"Okay, now, I assume"
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"you are giving Lisa the big bonus, right?"
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"I mean,"
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"in addition to the one you give her"
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"on a semi-nightly basis."
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"No. No, I am not. Oh."
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"I mean, just because Lisa and I are dating,"
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"that doesn't mean I'm going to give her the big bonus."
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"Ooh."
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"You do know that Lisa is absolutely certain"
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"she's getting the big bonus, don't you, Dave?"
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"Oh? Yeah."
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"Oh..."
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"Okay, Beth, would you get Lisa for me?"
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"Sure. Lisa, Dave wants you!"
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"You're not giving her the shaft, are you, Dave?"
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"I mean, in addition to the one you give her"
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"on a semi-nightly basis?"
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"For God's sake, Beth, were you raised by truckers?"
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"Hi. Hi. Hi."
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"Lisa, you know how we always say"
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"that our relationship should be based"
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"on total truth and honesty?"
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"Oh, no. You're not cheating on me already, are you?"
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"No, I just--"
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"I have something I have to tell you."
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"Sorry."
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"Mr. James isn't giving out the bonuses this year."
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"Huh?"
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"I am."
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"Great!"
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"Great, because I don't want this to cause any problems for us,"
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"you know, relationship-wise."
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"No, no, I don't see why it should."
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"It doesn't matter who gives me the big bonus, Dave."
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"As long as I get it. Uh-huh."
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"I am getting the big bonus, right, Dave?"
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"Lisa, considering the fact that we are dating,"
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"we do have to be aware of how it would look--"
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"Dave, nobody knows we're dating."
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"Beth knows."
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"Well, Beth can be dealt with."
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"Great."
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"So, what, eventually we'll have to whack the entire staff?"
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"Look, Dave, I deserve the big bonus"
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"and you know it."
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"Yes-- You do the math."
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"Lisa, come on. Don't do this."
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"Come on, let's talk about this."
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"Hey, Dave, I was just out there doing my job,"
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"and I just thought of something really funny"
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"you should pass along to Mr. James."
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"Oh yeah? What's that?"
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"Well, somewhere on this floor is a switch"
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"that controls all the power to the station."
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"Yeah? What's so funny about that?"
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"I don't know. It just makes me giggle."
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"You know what's even funnier?"
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"What's that?"
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"I'm the only one who knows where it is."
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"Hey, Joe,"
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"you know, I'm new to these parts,"
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"but where I come from, we call that a threat."
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"Yeah, that's what we call it here too, Dave."
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"John Shaft."
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"All right, Matthew, what message"
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"would you like me to pass along to Mr. James?"
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"Wait, a minute. Let me guess."
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"You need an operation or what?"
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"No, no, no. I don't need you to tell Mr. James anything for me"
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"because I'm going to do it myself."
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"Matthew, you really don't want to do that."
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"Yeah. I'm going to go down to his offices downtown."
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"Matthew, you really don't want to do that."
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"I'm going to march right up to him"
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"and I'm going to tell him to his face"
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"that if he gives me the shaft one more year,"
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"there is going to be trouble."
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"Yeah? What kind of trouble, Matthew?"
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"Big trouble."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Hey, I don't get mad very often,"
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"but when I do, it does mean trouble."
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"I don't think Mr. James is the sort of man"
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"that tolerates, you know, this kind of violent outburst."
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"David, I'm at my breaking point, okay?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I am now officially on a rampage."
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"All right. That's it."
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"What? No. I'm sorry."
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"I--"
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"Beth? Beth..."
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"Would you please call the staff"
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"to the conference table for a meeting?"
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"Staff to the conference table"
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"for a meeting!"
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"Tell them it's about the bonuses."
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"It's about the bonuses."
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"[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]"
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"No, but history has a way of repeating itself."
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"When is it going to repeat?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Let's settle down, please. Settle down, please."
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"Lisa, would you like to have a seat?"
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