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Clips from NewsRadio - Big Day (S01E01)

"No, Dave, I wouldn't."
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"Okay, look, I think we need to talk"
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"about this whole bonus situation, all right?"
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"Dave, before you continue, I just want to say"
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"that I'm 100% behind whatever decisions Mr. James makes"
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"regarding the bonuses."
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"Well, calm down, Bill. Mr. James isn't even in the building."
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"Oh."
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"Then why are we pretending to have a meeting?"
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"Well, because, Bill,"
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"Mr. James isn't giving out the bonuses this year."
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"I am."
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"Dave, before you continue, I just want to say"
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"that I'm 100% behind"
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"whatever decisions you make."
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"Thank you, Bill. Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"David,"
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"please don't give me the shaft."
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"Matthew, I don't want to give anyone the shaft, all right?"
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"Now, I have a solution."
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"Now, we can't tell Mr. James about this,"
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"but I propose that we just pool all the bonus money"
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"and divide it equally amongst us."
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"So everyone gets an equal bonus."
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"And no one gets the shaft."
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"No one gets the shaft."
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"Okay, I think this idea's a winner."
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"Thank you, Matthew."
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"This idea is both fair and democratic."
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"Yes, it is. And I want no part of it."
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"It reeks of Communism."
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"It penalizes the person who most deserves the bonus,"
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"and speaking as that person, I cannot support it."
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"Okay, Bill, but what if you don't get the big bonus?"
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"I'll take my chances."
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"Me too. Me too."
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"Me too."
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"Well, okay. Thank you all for your honesty..."
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"Not to mention your sickening greed."
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"Oh, Catherine,"
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"I think you might want to join us for this."
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"What's going on?"
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"Well, I'm deciding the bonuses."
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"Do you really need me for this, Dave?"
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"Well, Catherine,"
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"this is your last chance to put your two cents in."
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"Well, I guess I don't really have any opinion on this."
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"Sorry."
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"Congratulations, Catherine. You're getting the big bonus."
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"Oh, come on! What?"
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"I'll settle for-- Too late, Bill."
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"JOE: That's a waste of the big bonus! She doesn't even care!"
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"Well, that's kind of the point."
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"The big bonus? Yeah."
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"Is that good?"
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"Yes, it is, yes, it is."
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"And who gets the shaft?"
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"I'll be taking the shaft just to make you all feel guilty."
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"God bless you, David."
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"The rest of you, the standard $400 bonus."
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"Thank you all for your cooperation."
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"So, what's the big bonus, you guys?"
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"You can drop it, Cathy. He's gone."
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"Sorry, gang."
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"I guess you just got to know how to play the game, honey."
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"JIMMY: Dave,"
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"I've had a few thoughts about the bonuses."
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"I want you to give Joe an extra 300."
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"Well, consider it done."
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"And while you're at it,"
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"I want you to give Lisa the big bonus."
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"I've already given it to Catherine."
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"Well, give another one to Lisa,"
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"and I want you to give Beth another 150 or so."
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"Sir, are there any of my bonus decisions"
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"that you do agree with?"
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"What'd you give yourself again?"
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"The shaft."
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"Good work. I got to go."
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"Dave, I think you and I need to have a serious talk."
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"Bill, this really isn't a good time. Trust me."
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"I asked you to do something"
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"about the clutter on my desk,"
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"and yet you refuse."
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"Is that better, Bill?"
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"Maybe we should talk about this"
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"another time."
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"Yeah, maybe we should. Yeah."
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"Wow."
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