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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - Tundra (S01E01)

"Check the insect cabinet. I think we're one caterpillar short."
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"(Fossil) Ha-ha! Do that!"
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"Many have tried to find the Egg of Mantumbi, many have failed."
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"No one has come so close as the famous explorer, Biggy Shackleton."
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"It is said that Biggy knew the whereabouts of the sacred egg"
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"and was within days of finding it, when, as legend has it,"
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"he was frozen to death by the hideous icy bastard"
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"known to the locals as Black Frost."
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"(Fossil) Wow! Frosty..."
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"You said it, bitch."
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"Up untiI now, the Egg of Mantumbi has eluded me."
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"But I shalI return to the Arctic, not for the money or the fame,"
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"but for Biggy Shackleton, whose icy encounter with Black Frost"
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"left him crushed and lifeless,"
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"like crisps under bison."
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"I don't like to end on a down note. Here's a song."
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"Turn around"
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"Every now and then I get a little bit lonely"
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"And you're never coming round"
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"Turn around, bright eyes"
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"Every now and then I falI apart"
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"And I need you more tonight"
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"And I need you more than ever"
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"And you'lI only be making it right"
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"And we'lI be holding on forever"
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"- Cheers. - He's pretty good, Bainbridge, isn't he?"
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"- He's a genius. - I can't believe you got sucked into that."
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"- What do you mean? - Look at the facts. He goes to the Arctic"
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"to find the egg, doesn't find it, everyone jumps around."
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"- What's your point? - lf I went to the Arctic, l'd find the egg."
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"Cos what I set out to do, I finish, sir."
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"As if. You finish nothing."
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"Last week, I asked you to get those BovriI Hula Hoops."
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"It's on my to-do list."
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"- When are you going to get them? - I'm not talking about crisps."
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"The point is, if I went out there, l'd get it and bring it back, that egg."
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"Why don't we go then?"
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"I haven't got any money or means of getting there."
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"- You leave that to me. - What?"
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"I'll sort it out."
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"Hello, is that Gary?"
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"(# Gary Numan: Cars)"
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"Howard Moon's journal, day four."
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"Many men have searched for the Egg of Mantumbi."
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"Many have failed. One man shalI succeed."
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"And l, Howard Moon, shalI be that man."
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"(Vince laughs)"
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"- Stop doing that. It's not funny. - It's hilarious."
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"It isn't, OK? Do it again and I'll come at you like a buzzard."
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"Come on. Let's go. The egg's not round here."
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"Stop tugging my mink. I'm not going anywhere."
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"- The egg is around. I can sense it. - Did you say mink? That's not very PC."
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"- You're supposed to be a zoo keeper. - This is the Arctic, Vince."
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"Different rules apply out here. It's kill or be killed."
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"- What, by a mink? - They get very big out here, the mink."
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"This is just one mink, this whole outfit. It's true."
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"No way. l've read a pamphlet."
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"So? I once looked at a hedge. What's your point?"
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"It was Minky Monthly. There were loads on the front."
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"It said in there it takes about 90 mink to make a smalI ladies' glove."
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"That's cos they're really crap at sewing."
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"- Do you like that? - That's quite good."
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"Seriously, though. Check out my icy wardrobe."
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"- What, the human Coke can? - This is the glam rock ski suit."
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"The Arctic is no respecter of fashion, Vince. You know?"
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"Never take the tundra lightly. It can drive a man insane."
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"You know what it is about this place that can get to a man?"
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"- Not really. - Look through here. What do you see?"
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"- Nothing? - Exactly. It's the nothingness."
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"The whiteness."
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"The endless...ness."
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"Stretching on beyond the human imagination."
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"(Howard) Desolation of the soul."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"lce floe, nowhere to go lce floe, nowhere to go"
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"Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra"
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"Check him out."
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"They calI him the Shrew"
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"Arms in shock, in with the claw"
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"I'm Little Johnny Frostbite, movin' around"
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"Freezing you up, freezing you down like an icicle"
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"Coming in your tent, in the pink light, scissorbite"
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"Arctic death, infinite night"
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"CalI me Tundra Boy, because I move like an Arctic lizard"
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"When the blizzard strikes, I disappear like a pipe dream"
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"AlI that's left is the gleam"
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"On your tent peg, boosh, boosh"
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"Stronger than a moose"
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"Don't lock your door or we'lI come through your rooftop"
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"Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor"
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"Cos the Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw"
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"lce floe, nowhere to go lce floe, nowhere to go"
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"Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra"
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"(Howls)"
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"- Yeah? - AlI right."
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"You proved your point in song format."
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"Maybe you'lI take this place more seriously now."
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"Naboo. Naboo, are you in a trance?"
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"No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac."
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"- Ah, Rumours. - Tusk."
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"What do you want?"
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"Howard Moon and his ugly girlfriend are missing. Where are they?"
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"- I don't know. - Listen. I know you're a Gypsy shaman."
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"I know you can find them."
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"- What's in it for me? - I don't know. A KitKat."
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"- Two KitKats. - It's a deal."
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"What the helI is that?"
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"A blow-up crystaI ball for the shaman who likes to travel."
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"Just get on with it."
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"- They're in the Arctic tundra. - Why have they gone there?"
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"To look for the Egg of Mantumbi."
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"So long, Gypsy."
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"Why am I digging this hole, exactly?"
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"- You're digging for fish so we can eat. - But why am I doing the digging?"
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"I put the tent up, I'm digging. What am l, a pit pony? What are you doing?"
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"I'm assessing the locaI atmospheric disturbances,"
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"documenting the journey."
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"You're working, raising your body temperature."
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"It's actually harder for me to do nothing than it is for you to dig that hole."
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"l'd like to see you down here moving a shoveI about."
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