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Clips from Derry Girls - Stranger on a Train (S03E03)

We'd like a word. I'm busy.

"We'd like a word. I'm busy."

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We want it back. What?

"We want it back. What?"

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You know what, dickhead.

"You know what, dickhead."

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The money. The £500.

"The money. The £500."

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

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We can return the KitKats.

"We can return the KitKats."

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- No, we can't. - Honestly, Orla.

"- No, we can't. - Honestly, Orla."

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Look, my cousin isn't all there, you know, brain-wise.

"Look, my cousin isn't all there, you know, brain-wise."

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Oh, really? Because she told me she got better grades

"Oh, really? Because she told me she got better grades"

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in her GCSEs than you did. So.

"in her GCSEs than you did. So."

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She didn't get better grades. You didn't get better grades than me, we got the same grades.

"She didn't get better grades. You didn't get better grades than me, we got the same grades."

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I tried to have hers disputed because...

"I tried to have hers disputed because..."

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Let's keep on track here, Erin.

"Let's keep on track here, Erin."

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OK. The point is, you took advantage of her,

"OK. The point is, you took advantage of her,"

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so just give us back the money, or...

"so just give us back the money, or..."

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Or what? What are you going to do?

"Or what? What are you going to do?"

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OK, Fra. We never wanted it to come to this.

"OK, Fra. We never wanted it to come to this."

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But you have messed with the wrong crowd this time, punk.

"But you have messed with the wrong crowd this time, punk."

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Orla, no. For the love of God, no.

"Orla, no. For the love of God, no."

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Do not pull out that... Is that a toothbrush?

"Do not pull out that... Is that a toothbrush?"

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It's not just any toothbrush.

"It's not just any toothbrush."

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WHIRRING

"WHIRRING"

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I see. You think it's wise threatening someone in my position?

"I see. You think it's wise threatening someone in my position?"

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You're a trolley dolly, Fra, so.

"You're a trolley dolly, Fra, so."

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Yeah, and it's a toothbrush.

"Yeah, and it's a toothbrush."

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You think I'm not armed. Well, think again.

"You think I'm not armed. Well, think again."

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This has gone in a direction I wasn't expecting.

"This has gone in a direction I wasn't expecting."

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Orla, drop the toothbrush. Fra, lose the banana.

"Orla, drop the toothbrush. Fra, lose the banana."

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This is serious. Someone could get hurt.

"This is serious. Someone could get hurt."

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Really? I'll take my chances.

"Really? I'll take my chances."

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Oh, I'm not backing down now. I've come too far.

"Oh, I'm not backing down now. I've come too far."

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OK, so I'm thinking we could be here a while.

"OK, so I'm thinking we could be here a while."

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Oh, my God! It's Bouncer from Neighbours.

"Oh, my God! It's Bouncer from Neighbours."

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I thought he was dead.

"I thought he was dead."

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Leg it.

"Leg it."

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Damn it.

"Damn it."

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Do you have freckles?

"Do you have freckles?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Think I'm getting warmer.

"Think I'm getting warmer."

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Well, you're not getting any bloody wiser, that's for certain.

"Well, you're not getting any bloody wiser, that's for certain."

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All right, Mary? Do you want to play Guess Who?

"All right, Mary? Do you want to play Guess Who?"

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Well, it's funny you should say that.

"Well, it's funny you should say that."

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It's absolutely brilliant. Come here.

"It's absolutely brilliant. Come here."

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Look at this. Who does that look like?

"Look at this. Who does that look like?"

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Isn't he the absolute spit of our Thomas?

"Isn't he the absolute spit of our Thomas?"

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I mean, if you can imagine the 'tache.

"I mean, if you can imagine the 'tache."

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He looks like Thomas O'Shea.

"He looks like Thomas O'Shea."

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Yeah. Thomas O'Shea.

"Yeah. Thomas O'Shea."

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Lived three doors down from us on the Lecky Road.

"Lived three doors down from us on the Lecky Road."

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He had a sister, Aideen O'Shea. This is Aideen O'Shea.

"He had a sister, Aideen O'Shea. This is Aideen O'Shea."

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Aideen. That's it. Aideen O'Shea was massive.

"Aideen. That's it. Aideen O'Shea was massive."

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No, Sarah. We're talking huge. Gorgeous looking girl,

"No, Sarah. We're talking huge. Gorgeous looking girl,"

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but she'd have made four of you, love.

"but she'd have made four of you, love."

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And she was mad. Sure, didn't she get banged up?

"And she was mad. Sure, didn't she get banged up?"

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Sarah, really? She's in prison.

"Sarah, really? She's in prison."

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She's not any more.

"She's not any more."

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But a ten-year stretch does wonders for the old figure.

"But a ten-year stretch does wonders for the old figure."

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Ach, Aideen, what about you?

"Ach, Aideen, what about you?"

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OK, he's still there.

"OK, he's still there."

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Doesn't seem to have noticed anything.

"Doesn't seem to have noticed anything."

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So now we just need to decide who's going to actually,

"So now we just need to decide who's going to actually,"

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you know, make the switch. IN UNISON: You are.

"you know, make the switch. IN UNISON: You are."

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I don't want to do it. I think Orla should do it.

"I don't want to do it. I think Orla should do it."

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What a fucking gentleman.

"What a fucking gentleman."

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Well, she's got those massive shoes on.

"Well, she's got those massive shoes on."

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It'll be easier for her to reach the rack.

"It'll be easier for her to reach the rack."

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MUSIC: I Wanna Be The Only One by Eternal

"MUSIC: I Wanna Be The Only One by Eternal"

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# Yes, I see you crying

"# Yes, I see you crying"

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# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I feel your...

"# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I feel your..."

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What the hell are you doing with that?

"What the hell are you doing with that?"

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It must have fell when the train started.

"It must have fell when the train started."

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Right.

"Right."

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Nice boots.

"Nice boots."

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Thank you very much.

"Thank you very much."

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Now get the fuck off me. Absolutely.

"Now get the fuck off me. Absolutely."

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# I wanna be the only one to hold you

"# I wanna be the only one to hold you"

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# Protect you from the rain... #

"# Protect you from the rain... #"

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And I'd just generally like

"And I'd just generally like"

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to be a bit more adventurous, you know?

"to be a bit more adventurous, you know?"

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It's just all missionary, missionary,

"It's just all missionary, missionary,"

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missionary. You know my friend Roisin?

"missionary. You know my friend Roisin?"

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She told me her and Marty Collins get up to all sorts.

"She told me her and Marty Collins get up to all sorts."

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She ties him up and everything. I'd love to do that.

"She ties him up and everything. I'd love to do that."

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No, Conor, not tie you up.

"No, Conor, not tie you up."

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No, I mean I'd love to tie Marty Collins up. Oh, he's so hot.

"No, I mean I'd love to tie Marty Collins up. Oh, he's so hot."

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ANNOUNCER: The next train from platform two

"ANNOUNCER: The next train from platform two"

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will be the 9:40 from Londonderry to Portrush, calling at...

"will be the 9:40 from Londonderry to Portrush, calling at..."

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I think I'll head out to the platform. Good idea. Excuse me, madam.

"I think I'll head out to the platform. Good idea. Excuse me, madam."

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Yeah. I must tell you I am shocked.

"Yeah. I must tell you I am shocked."

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I know what you're going to say to me - "It's none of my business,"

"I know what you're going to say to me - "It's none of my business,""

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but what cowboy is responsible for this soundproofing?

"but what cowboy is responsible for this soundproofing?"

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It's atrocious.

"It's atrocious."

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You need to speak to the lad who did our confessionals.

"You need to speak to the lad who did our confessionals."

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They're great.

"They're great."

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There are fellas telling Father Peter

"There are fellas telling Father Peter"

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where they stashed the murder weapon and the congregation

"where they stashed the murder weapon and the congregation"

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is none the wiser. I'll drop his number in to you.

"is none the wiser. I'll drop his number in to you."

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I can't believe it.

"I can't believe it."

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I lose a bit of weight and you don't recognise me?

"I lose a bit of weight and you don't recognise me?"

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Yeah, were you following any sort of programme in there, or?

"Yeah, were you following any sort of programme in there, or?"

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Oh, my God. We grew up together, girls.

"Oh, my God. We grew up together, girls."

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I have the same eyes. I have the same smile.

"I have the same eyes. I have the same smile."

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Come on now,

"Come on now,"

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you must have cut out the carbs. Did you?

"you must have cut out the carbs. Did you?"

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Any real change that happened, happened in here.

"Any real change that happened, happened in here."

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Going to prison, it was...it was tough,

"Going to prison, it was...it was tough,"

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but it allowed me to work on myself.

"but it allowed me to work on myself."

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And now that I'm out, I'm going to do some good.

"And now that I'm out, I'm going to do some good."

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I'm going to make a difference.

"I'm going to make a difference."

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Weights, was it? Excuse me.

"Weights, was it? Excuse me."

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Holy shit. Thought I'd better come find you.

"Holy shit. Thought I'd better come find you."

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I'm getting off at this next stop here.

"I'm getting off at this next stop here."

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Jesus, I left this fella to mind my bag.

"Jesus, I left this fella to mind my bag."

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You must have thought I wasn't coming back.

"You must have thought I wasn't coming back."

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Don't worry, sweetheart, there you go.

"Don't worry, sweetheart, there you go."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Castlerock. Please depart safely.

"Castlerock. Please depart safely."

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Well, I'd better go too, so...

"Well, I'd better go too, so..."

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I really hope it works out for you, Aideen. I really mean that.

"I really hope it works out for you, Aideen. I really mean that."

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Thanks, Mary. Right. Now, where is my ticket?

"Thanks, Mary. Right. Now, where is my ticket?"

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