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Clips from The Monkees - One Man Shy (S01E01)

"Who would never take advantage Of a love bright as the sun."
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"Valerie, I don't think I-"
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"- do you, like-alright! - Someone to understand them,"
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"And you just may be the one."
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"I, I think that's quite enough."
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"Uh, really, uh, uh, Valerie, you, uh, you-you don't,"
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"you don't want these chipmunks to play at your party."
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"I certainly do, Ronnie, and they're not chipmunks; they're The Monkees."
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"But they're dreadful! Uh-huh."
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"Uh ha ha ha. All that hair!"
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"Ronnie, please. Thank you very much, fellas. That'll be a week from Saturday."
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"Okay, Miss Cartwright. We appreciate-"
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"I'll see you then. Come on, Ronnie."
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"Oh. I beg your pardon. A gentleman does not stare at a lady."
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"A beggar can look at a queen."
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"Oh. Nevertheless, huh. I thought you gentlemen might like to"
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"know I found your music primitive, grotesque, and ugly."
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"But it sure keeps your foot tapping, don't it?"
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"I don't like him at all."
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"I don't like him either."
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"I don't even like him that much."
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"- Okay, guys, you ready? - Yeah. Let's go."
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"- Let's go, Pete. - Pete?"
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"And then when I was eight years old,"
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"my family moved to Connecticut, and they took me with them,"
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"and then they put me in a private school for a year, but I didn't like that,"
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"so they put me in a public school the year after that."
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"Let's split!"
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"But I wasn't at all happy. At private school-"
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"Here we come, walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from every one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing to put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation, and we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, you never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready, we may be comin' to your town"
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"Hey, listen, Pete. Um, you know, if you really dig a chick,"
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"you should tell her. You shouldn't steal her picture."
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"I can't talk to girls."
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"Hey, it's easy, man! T-talk, that-pshaw! Come on, I'll show you."
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"It worked great in Cyrano de Bergerac!"
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"Yeah, but what if I freeze up?"
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"Man, don't worry. Just keep your lips moving, and we'll do the rest."
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"Here she comes. Now call her."
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"Mi-miss Cartwright?"
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"I love you..."
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"my dear, more than I can tell you."
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"I love you as..."
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"Valerie, darling, come inside; it's chilly out here."
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"- I thought I heard someone. - I love you more every day of the week."
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"I love you twice as much on Friday, because I want the weekend off."
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"This is working great, man, let's do more, more, more."
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"Go, go, go."
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"Speak to me..."
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"Speak to me, my darling. I love you. Let me caress your hair."
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"Let me kiss you. I love you. Let me kiss you."
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"Ohh. I love you like the swamp-no, that's wrong."
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"- I love you like my... - Oh!"
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"Come on, cheer up, Big Peter; it didn't work for Cyrano either."
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"I'm no good even by proxy."
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"Listen, I'll tell you what I do know is that you've"
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"got to get that picture back before we all get in trouble."
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"It's Miss Cartwright."
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"Uh, the picture! Uh, take off the-and over there. Uh yeah."
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"Come cart, miss in right! I mean, uh, hi, huh."
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"Hi. Just thought I'd stop by and see what music you'll be playing at the party."
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"Oh. Oh, well, I thought we'd start out with, uh,"
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""Last Train to Portrait" I mean, uh, hi, ha ha."
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"You remember Ronnie Farnsworth?"
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"Oh, yes. Huh. Uh, sorry, I can't kneel; I have a trick knee, a-ha."
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"Don't touch me. What a dump! This place is incredible."
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"You'd have to call an interior decorator in if you wanted to condemn it."
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"Look at that lamp. Look at that table. Look at that person."
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"Look at that mirror. You, uh, really get a big kick out of yourself, don't ya?"
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"Yeah, well, I'm all I have."
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"That's too bad."
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"Nobody told."
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"Valerie. Valerie, that is your portrait!"
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"They are the ones who stole it! I am going to contact the authorities."
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"You do, and I'll be sorry!"
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"I took the picture, Miss Cartwright."
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"That's alright, Peter. You can return it at the party."
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"Come on, Ronnie."
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"Monkees."
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"Come on, Micky, cool it."
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"Now Ronnie's got a lot of very redeeming qualities."
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"A heh. He probably loves his mother. Heh heh."
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"He's probably very kind to dumb animals."
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"He probably gives to the Red Cross."
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"Anything else?"
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"We attack! Ahh!"
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"Only the best for you, my dear. Garçon! Garçon!"
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"Uh, some, uh, champagne, the best in the house."
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"Ooh! Oui, mon-shure."
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"Oh, you look beautiful tonight, my dear. Absolutely ravishing."
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"Uh, champagne, sir?"
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"Ah! Yes, uh, champagne. Uh, only, only, only one who is born to"
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"the grape knows the proper way to open champagne. Here let me."
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"I don't know, Ronnie, your attitude-"
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"Oh, art, Valerie, art!"
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"That's nice."
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"Oh, Valerie. No, no. You see, that doesn't say anything. It's ab-oh, but this."
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"I mean, this is magnificent."
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"A comment on the over-mechanized structure of our society."
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"Uh, young man. I-young man, are you the"
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"artist responsible for this magnificent creation?"
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"What are you, a nut?"
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"Oh, no. I love it! I'm an authority."
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"Listen, I must have it. I simply must have it!"
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"Well, you can have it, but all it does it turn on the fountain."
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"Now, Valerie, please understand; he was making that up."
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"Take a toy home for the little nipper, sir?"
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"Oh, no, thank you very much."
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"Oh, you don't like kids, huh?"
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"Ha ha. Of course I like children very much."
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"Well, then you'll just love our new Derby doll. Here, hold her."
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"Oh, isn't she cute."
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"Yeah, isn't she? Only doll on the market that really wets."
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"And spits. And screams."
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