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Clips from Lucifer - It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (S05E05)

"Of course you can't."
Lucifer
"So why risk everything trying?"
Lucifer
"Gertie, you could have died."
Lucifer
"[Willy] My stomach..."
Lucifer
"We all die, Lily."
Lucifer
"And that's okay."
Lucifer
"Truth is..."
Lucifer
"I'd rather die today trying to save the man I love..."
Lucifer
"than live forever without him."
Lucifer
"Oh, Gertie."
Lucifer
"[Willy] I am too rich to go to jail!"
Lucifer
"No!"
Lucifer
"You call my father! Call my father!"
Lucifer
"Call my father!"
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"There's two ways this can go."
Lucifer
"Either the Sausage Prince gets what's coming to him"
Lucifer
"and we pin Stompanato for the rest,"
Lucifer
"or we get the lady bartender involved."
Lucifer
"Your call if you want to press charges."
Lucifer
"Let her enjoy whatever time Bill has left."
Lucifer
"[whistles]"
Lucifer
"Well, you're an odd duck, but it's been..."
Lucifer
"It's been real interesting."
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"You take care of yourself, kid."
Lucifer
"You too, old man."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Hey, Shirl."
Lucifer
"Um..."
Lucifer
"So what time's your bus?"
Lucifer
"Midnight."
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah."
Lucifer
"So if you hurry, um,  you can still make it."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Shirl!"
Lucifer
"Um..."
Lucifer
"I, uh..."
Lucifer
"I was thinking if..."
Lucifer
"If it's all right with you..."
Lucifer
"maybe I could come with you."
Lucifer
"It's a long ride to Des Moines, Jack."
Lucifer
"Good."
Lucifer
"Give us a chance to talk."
Lucifer
"[laughs]"
Lucifer
"Come here."
Lucifer
"So, ring returned, favor repaid."
Lucifer
"See you in a few hundred years."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"Well, you drive a hard bargain, but fine, I'll throw in a castle as well."
Lucifer
"I have a lovely 22-bedroom in Austria, hardly got bombed at all."
Lucifer
"I don't want a castle."
Lucifer
"Well, now you're just being difficult."
Lucifer
"Cortés."
Lucifer
"Montezuma."
Lucifer
"Willy the Sausage Prince."
Lucifer
"They all think they want to live forever."
Lucifer
"But they already have something so much more precious."
Lucifer
"Gertie was right."
Lucifer
"It's knowing there's an end."
Lucifer
"That's what makes the rest of it count."
Lucifer
"That's what connects them to one another."
Lucifer
"What makes them brave, even when they have no reason to be."
Lucifer
"I think I've been immortal long enough."
Lucifer
"[blows]"
Lucifer
"[mystical whoosing]"
Lucifer
"I want you to have it."
Lucifer
"[exhales sharply]"
Lucifer
"Once you do this, there's no going back."
Lucifer
"Are you sure?"
Lucifer
"Just one thing."
Lucifer
"And it never ends with you, does it?"
Lucifer
"Although I suppose it will now."
Lucifer
"Would you like me to bring your children up to say goodbye?"
Lucifer
"And undo everything they've learned in Hell?"
Lucifer
"Never."
Lucifer
"My children are perfect."
Lucifer
"They can't be..."
Lucifer
"banished, because they have no home."
Lucifer
"Can't be abandoned, because they have no family."
Lucifer
"They'll never be cast out of the proverbial garden."
Lucifer
"You can never tell them what I've done today, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"Not if they are going to be unbreakable."
Lucifer
"Well, you have my word."
Lucifer
"Well..."
Lucifer
"I never thought I'd say this, but..."
Lucifer
"enjoy the rest of your life."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Right back at you."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"["This is Ours" by the Peter Sivo Band  playing]"
Lucifer
"♪ So hold me and smile dear ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Press your lips to mine ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Forget the past ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ For this is ours ♪"
Lucifer
"That ring has Lilith's immortality inside it?"
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"I suppose it does."
Lucifer
"Though, as far as I'm concerned, the only thing special about it is..."
Lucifer
"it reminds me of an old friend."
Lucifer
"So, what happened to Jack and Shirley?"
Lucifer
"Did they live happily ever after?"
Lucifer
"Well, they moved to Des Moines, so..."
Lucifer
"probably not."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer chuckles]"
Lucifer
"My mom says dealing with your problems is the only way to get past them."
Lucifer
"I bet Jack and Shirley talked the whole bus ride and fixed everything."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Yes, perhaps they did."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"Story time's over."
Lucifer
"Thanks, Lucifer. This was fun."
Lucifer
"[scoffs] Don't exaggerate."
Lucifer
"You got the story?"
Lucifer
"I taught you well, kid."
Lucifer
"Once upon a time, the Devil went to New York City."
Lucifer
"The year was 1946."
Lucifer
"Are you Lily Rose?"
Lucifer
"Who wants to know?"
Lucifer
"It's me."
Lucifer
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