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Clips from Lucifer - It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (S05E05)

"Mazikeen."
Lucifer
"Lucifer told you that I was here, didn't he?"
Lucifer
"You'd think the Devil would be better at keeping his trap shut."
Lucifer
"No, I found you all on my own."
Lucifer
"Have you..."
Lucifer
"been here all this time?"
Lucifer
"I gave something a shot. It didn't work out."
Lucifer
"That's it?"
Lucifer
"That's all you have to say to me?"
Lucifer
"What do you want from me?"
Lucifer
"I wanted to come and see you."
Lucifer
"I wanted to know why you abandoned us."
Lucifer
"Why you abandoned me."
Lucifer
"I did it to make you strong, and it worked."
Lucifer
"Just look at you."
Lucifer
"I can see you don't need anyone."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Look at me."
Lucifer
"[man whistling "Chattanooga Choo Choo"]"
Lucifer
"[elevator dings]"
Lucifer
"Hello, ladies."
Lucifer
""Lady," singular."
Lucifer
"Where's your mother?"
Lucifer
"I'm staying at my dad's tonight."
Lucifer
"But it's game night."
Lucifer
"The detective always comes to game night."
Lucifer
"Came... to game night. Maybe that's why she never texted me back."
Lucifer
"Parents. They're a mystery."
Lucifer
"Oh, well, I'll give you that."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"She didn't happen to mention anything about being a gift, did she? From God?"
Lucifer
"'Cause if that's the stumbling block,"
Lucifer
"it's really much less of an issue than she thinks."
Lucifer
"Grown-up problems."
Lucifer
"Not interested."
Lucifer
"Also, who cares where my mom is?"
Lucifer
"Well, me, for one."
Lucifer
"It's game night, and Trixie's in the house."
Lucifer
"Well, I suppose we could play Monopoly."
Lucifer
"Nah. Monopoly's no fun with just two people."
Lucifer
"Oh, fine. You've twisted my arm."
Lucifer
"Since it very well be my last night on Earth,"
Lucifer
"let's go to the bar."
Lucifer
"My parents wouldn't like that."
Lucifer
"Wouldn't they? Sounds like grown-up problems to me."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"You could tell me a story."
Lucifer
"Do I look like Mister Rogers?"
Lucifer
"You don't have to make anything up."
Lucifer
"You could just tell me about..."
Lucifer
"this dagger."
Lucifer
"Has it ever killed anyone?"
Lucifer
"Not yet, no."
Lucifer
"Do these work?"
Lucifer
"Uh..."
Lucifer
"that depends on who you're asking. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"Well, what about this?"
Lucifer
"What, the manicure? It's just a simple buff and shine."
Lucifer
"Your ring. Tell me the story of your ring."
Lucifer
"Unless you'd rather talk about the handcuffs."
Lucifer
"Quite the negotiator, aren't we?"
Lucifer
"Very well."
Lucifer
"For one night only..."
Lucifer
"it's story time at the penthouse."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"Mm. Uh..."
Lucifer
"My mom usually starts with "Once upon a time.""
Lucifer
"Does she?"
Lucifer
"Right, well..."
Lucifer
"[grunts]"
Lucifer
"Once upon a time,"
Lucifer
"the Devil went to New York City."
Lucifer
"The year..."
Lucifer
"was 1946."
Lucifer
"[big band music playing]"
Lucifer
"It was a wonderful time."
Lucifer
"Men wore hats, hemlines were on the rise,"
Lucifer
"and so was crime."
Lucifer
"Rationing was over, the boys were home from the war,"
Lucifer
"and the air was full of big band music and possibility."
Lucifer
"An old friend had reached out,"
Lucifer
"asking me to meet her for a drink at the Garden Club."
Lucifer
"[swing music playing]"
Lucifer
"Now, the Garden Club was the hottest spot on the isle of Manhattan"
Lucifer
"because it had the best chanteuse on the marquee."
Lucifer
"The whole city knew her voice, but I was the only one who knew her real name."
Lucifer
"Lilith."
Lucifer
"[Trixie] Wait, who's Lilith?"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Maze's mother."
Lucifer
"Her spitting image, though neither of them would ever admit it."
Lucifer
"♪ I'm tired of being pure ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And not ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Chased ♪"
Lucifer
"[crowd cheers]"
Lucifer
"♪ Like something that seeks its level ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna go to the Devil I wanna be evil ♪"
Lucifer
"That's me."
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna spit tacks ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna be evil ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And cheat at jacks ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna be wicked ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna tell lies ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna be mean ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And throw mud pies ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And at the theater ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I want to change my seat ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Just so I can step on everybody's feet ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna be evil ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna hurt flies ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna sing songs  Like the guy who cries ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna be horrid ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna drink booze ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And whatever I've got ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I'm eager to lose ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I wanna be evil ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Little evil me ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Just as mean and evil ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ As I ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Can ♪"
Lucifer