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Clips from The Monkees - Monkee Mother (S01E01)

"Oh!"
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"Do you really know Rex Harrison?"
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"No."
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"Actually, I don't care."
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"I'm no good for you, you know."
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"I don't care."
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"Terrible temper."
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"I don't care."
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"I wander."
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"I don't care."
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"Cruel too."
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"I don't care."
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"I love you, Clarisse!"
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"I don't care."
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"Good thing about blondes, they sure don't care, do they?"
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"Not Clarisse."
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"I'm sorry, no more vacancies."
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"- Alright, children. - Alright, darling."
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"Ready... aim..."
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"Milly, Milly, Milly, Milly!"
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"Oh! If it isn't sister Judy! Arthur!"
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"Milly!"
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"Alice! Mark! Adam! Michelle!"
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"Mike, Micky, Peter, Davy. Clarisse, Merton, Louis."
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"Oh, Milly, how are ya, haven't seen you since"
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"I don't know when. How's Herman?"
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"Herman? Herman's been dead for ten years."
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"Uh-huh. Well, uh, how's Merton and how's Louie?"
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"Mrs. Rudnick?"
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"Larry!"
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"I was wondering, uh, could I have a little more cheesecake?"
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"Nice to see you again, Larry."
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"It's nice to be back. Ha ha."
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"[mumbles]"
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"Yes?"
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"[mumbles]"
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"Alice, sweetheart, loosen his gag, I can't hear what he's saying."
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"No, daddy, he's my prisoner!"
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"Okay, honey, cookie. You make him talk."
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"Talk!"
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"[mumbles] Talk!"
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"Alright, what's going on here?"
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"Hi, Mr. Babbit!"
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"Will you stop-"
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"How do you like the cheesecake?"
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"I like the cheesecake; that's why I came back, for more cheesecake."
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"Ah!"
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"Stop this! What's going on here? What, will ya-whose kids are these?"
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"They're my kids!"
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"These are monsters! They're about to destroy everything!"
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"They are not, they're my kids!"
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"I don't want cheesecake, even if I liked cheesecake, I wouldn't-"
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"Hot dogs!"
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"No, no! No popcorn, no nothing!"
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"- I don't care! - Popcorn!"
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"I don't care! I don't care!"
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"I don't care either, baby! Peanuts!"
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"- Talk! - [mumbles]"
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"- Talk! - [mumbles]"
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"Come on, hurry up, go down the beach."
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"That's it, Adam, Clarisse, come on."
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"Ha ha ha. Larry. Ha ha ha ha."
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"Come on-boys! Boys! Come on, boys!"
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"We're going down the beach! Come on!"
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"[mumbling]"
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"Zooooom!"
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"Chew carefully. How you gonna be president if you don't chew carefully?"
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"I don't wanna be president."
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"Shh, don't talk with your mouth full."
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"Man, I'm telling you, we have been conned."
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"They don't even want her to leave anymore."
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"They're getting just like her."
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"It's only been three days,"
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"and just look at 'em. Look at 'em!"
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"You're right; this is no life for us."
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"It's no life for Milly either."
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"We've got to find a way out of this for all of us."
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"A way out? Man, there isn't any way out."
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"We might as well be married to her."
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"That's it! A husband!"
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"What?"
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"We'll find her a husband."
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"That's what she needs, that's what she wants."
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"Where in the world are you gonna get a husband for Milly?"
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"Hello? Anybody home?"
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"Hey, it's Larry the moving man."
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"It's worth a try."
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"Hello? Anybody home?"
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"- Hi, Larry. - Hi fellas."
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"Hey Larry."
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"I forgot to unload this lamp the other day."
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"Oh, yes, so you did, look, I'm glad to see you, man."
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"Why don't you come on in and sit down,"
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"- make yourself at home. - Oh, come on in, man."
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"Oh look, thanks, fellas, but I gotta get home."
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"Little woman expects me."
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"Little woman? Are you married?"
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"No, I live with my mother; she's very small."
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"Oh. Why don't you sit down? Make yourself at home."
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"Hey, why don't you stay for dinner?"
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"Do I look alright, fellas? Huh?"
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"You look great, you look great."
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"D-d-do I look alright?"
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"You look great."
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"Just repeat after me:"
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"Milly, your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream."
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"Your eyes are like cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream?"
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"Listen, he lives with his mother, he should go home."
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"Sh-she might be worried."
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"Oh no-"
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"I don't know, fellas, what does she want with a guy like me?"
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"Hey, listen, don't worry, man, she'll find something to do with ya."
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"Uh, you drive him to distraction. He has to be with you. He told us."
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"He said that?"
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"She's crazy about you, Larry! You drive her to distraction!"
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"She said that?"
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"So, as I was saying, I said, Greta,"
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"why do you take the pills for the liver when"
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"it's the pain in the kidney that gives you the headache?"
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"Ya."
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