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Clips from Weeds - Lady's a Charm (S04E04)

"- What's wrong with that car? - Broken taillight."
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"You know, I'm still under warranty."
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"I really don't wanna blow that. So when you're fixing my light..."
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"...make sure everything's back where you found it."
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"Oh, and while you're in there..."
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"...can you override the thing that stops me from doing GPS?"
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"- I heard you can do that. - That's illegal."
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"Una hora, you come back, eh?"
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"An hour, great."
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"Well, I need a bag."
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"Small planet, doing my part."
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"End of street, red sign."
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"End of street, red sign."
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"Ten minutes, my limit. After 10 minutes in the same room..."
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"...I wanna kill or be killed."
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"Shane's in there..."
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"...just staring at Bubbie's machines..."
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"...scared to death she'll kick on his watch."
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"Lenny's a master at giving kids age-inappropriate tasks."
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"I'm surprised he didn't have Shane drive him to the track."
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"He says you're a thief."
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"Who did?"
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"Lenny. He said you..."
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"...stole 20 grand from him and he wants it back."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Unbelievable. You know what?"
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"You're better off without a dad. Fucks you up."
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"You're better off. At least you can be your own person now."
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"I didn't mean that. I don't mean that."
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"I like your hair."
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"I did that too."
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"Tried to give myself a Mohawk using my mom's lady shaver."
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"You're damaged."
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"I was born into it."
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"Terrific. So it's done?"
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"Thirty."
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"- Thirty what? - Dollars. For the light."
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"You're charging me?"
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"Guillermo?"
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"So, what do I do now?"
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"You go home. Have a nice day."
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"No."
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"Diet Coke?"
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"Diet Jarritos?"
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"No."
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"Oh, iced latte?"
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"Okay, I'll get for you, miss. It's $3."
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"Three dollars."
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"Do you have a change for a 50?"
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"No. Nobody have."
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"- How much? - It's two for 30, but for you, 25."
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"- The.... - Guitar? Yeah, guitar."
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"Do you have a red one?"
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"Mellow out, Jesus."
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"God, no. No mas."
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"There is a Jack in the Box on the other side."
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"San Ysidro."
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"Turn around."
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"Fine, enjoy the show."
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"God."
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"Not you."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"Where are you? I've tried you like 50 times."
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"I was in a parking garage."
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"- What is it, honey? - Isabelle texted me."
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"Did you know Mrs. Hodes is in jail?"
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"- What? - She got busted for a pot house."
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"Your pot house, Mom. She's ratting you out."
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"Fuck."
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"Yes, Mom. Fuck."
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"Okay, I'm kind of busy right now. Don't say fuck."
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"- Are we safe? - Of course we're safe."
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"I think we should change our identities."
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"Have your passport ready."
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck."
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"No passport?"
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"I didn't know."
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"- So, what were you doing in Mexico? - There's this skin cream."
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"Fade cream, actually."
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"Probably poison, but definitely effective."
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"You came all the way here for skin cream?"
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"Yes, my skin is very important to me."
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"It's the first thing people see."
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"Is that alcohol, ma'am?"
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"No, sir. That's my urine."
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"I see."
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"You mind unlocking your trunk?"
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"Okay."
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"Thank you very much."
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"I'm gonna need you to pull over to the second inspection area."
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"Doug says everyone fingered Celia."
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"Then he started giggling because he said "fingered"..."
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"...leading me to believe he's high."
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"But he's almost always high..."
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"There's Mom."
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"How did it go at the track today, Dad? Catch a few winners?"
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"No? Not one?"
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"Shocking. How many races were there? Nine?"
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"Anything? Did you blow the whole 300?"
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"I bet your grandpa doesn't have $5 left in his wallet."
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"Can't pick a winner to save his life."
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"August 1 4th, 1 983."
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"- And away we go. - Kentucky Mistress."
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"Lady's A Charm, Please Pass the Salt."
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"Winners."
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"Not one, three."
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"That trifecta was the overlay of the century."
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"I clocked their workouts for four months."
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"You clocked your shits for four months."
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"I asked that prick over there to pedal his little bicycle..."
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"...which I bought him..."
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"...up to Del Mar and throw down a hundred dollars on a sure thing."
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"Father of the year."
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"What the fuck does he do?"
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"He pockets it."
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"Goes out and buys himself some Star Trek piece of shit."
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"It was Boba Fett."
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"I don't even know what that means."
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"Ganef."
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"I trusted you, and you lied to me."
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