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Clips from Weeds - Lady's a Charm (S04E04)

"Previously on Weeds:"
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"This is not what I had in mind. Those are people's homes."
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"FEMA's gonna set them up at the Marriott."
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"It's time to move on. We take you off the sales floor."
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"- Traffic? - You bring in lots and lots of mota."
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"- Holy shit. - That house belongs to Celia."
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"- Celia Hodes. - Celia Hodes."
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"She ran the whole thing."
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"They're all lying."
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"Please help me."
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"Going to Ren Mar. Gonna see Bubbie."
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"She's somewhere..."
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"...far, far away."
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"The nurse was fired."
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"Family member called and said he was taking over her care."
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"Hey, Dad, it's your family."
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"Who the hell are you bursting in here like this?"
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"- Why are you such a prick to me? - I'm just not sure you're mine."
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"- What, are you on the run? - Yes."
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"Well, that at least I can wrap my head around."
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"Bingo."
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"Bubbie, who knew?"
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"Nice dress, Mom."
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"We should've done this years ago."
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"- Burn the house, move to the beach? - You can hear the ocean."
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"How great is that? Listen."
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"That's Silas watering his pot plants in the shower."
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"Silas!"
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"Okay."
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"The hair. Identity crisis, new start, I get it."
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"More importantly, the plants need to grow elsewhere."
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"Out of this house. Now."
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"- What are you so paranoid about? - I'm paranoid about Len."
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"- He wants to be called Lenny. - If Len sees those..."
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"...he might flip."
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"Or steal them."
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"Or smoke them."
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"We just don't know. The bottom line is, we don't shit where we eat."
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"Or eat where we shit."
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"Either way, words of wisdom."
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"Well, then where am I supposed to put them?"
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"Figure it out, young botanist. Just get them gone."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I need to buy a bed skirt."
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"- I wanna go shopping for a bed skirt. - You don't know what it is."
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"It's like a dust ruffle."
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"- How do you know what that is? - Gays know what a dust ruffle is."
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"- Silas. - That's right."
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"I'm a big fag, so you can suck my dick."
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"- Please can I come with you, Mom? - No, honey."
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"I need some alone time..."
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"...and you just told your brother to suck your dick. Gross."
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"- Where are you really going? - I just told you. Errands."
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"Dressed like that?"
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"Good morning, Andy."
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"Len."
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"Lenny."
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"How long does it take Portnoy up there to finish his business?"
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"Use the downstairs bathroom."
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"I don't like the toilet in there."
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"It's got a padded seat. It's like taking a shit on a mushroom."
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"I've taken a shit on mushrooms."
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"And on a mushroom, actually."
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"Of course you have."
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"Bonnie and Clyde, I don't know what you two are running from."
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"And you know what? I don't care."
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"Just give me $300 in cash right now and the subject is dead."
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"Okay."
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"Nice doing business with you."
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"Hey, so I'm doing something potentially illegal today."
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"What sort of potentially illegal activity are you engaging in, in that dress?"
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"I got a page. He gave me an address."
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"- Who? Your John? - Guillermo."
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"Psychotic gangster, burned-down Agrestic Guillermo?"
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"Do you wanna keep living with your father?"
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"It's work."
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"It's fine."
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"Keep your cell phone on."
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"In case of injury or imprisonment?"
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"In case I need something from the supermarket."
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"Like a rape kit?"
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"I don't think they sell those at Ralphs."
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"It's work, it's fine."
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"Okay, have a good day at the office."
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"Maddy Shaheen, I'm the public defender assigned to your case."
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"- Am I getting out? - You gotta sit a little longer."
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"- The charges won't stick. - Oh, thank God."
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"No one actually saw you drive the Escalade into the store."
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"So we're totally cool."
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"- Escalade? - It says Escalade."
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"That's what came through the window unless it was one of the Lincoln things."
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"- What is it, a Navigator? - What are you talking about?"
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"Felicia Harken?"
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"- Celia Hodes. - Hodes, okay."
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"Right. Hodes."
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"Hey, any relation to Dean Hodes?"
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"A loser who was hitting on me in law school."
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"No. No relation."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"No, that is not it."
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"Are you retarded?"
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"I'm just disorganized. You don't have to be a bitch about it."
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"Oh, here it is."
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"Yeah, you're not getting out of here anytime soon."
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"I pose a bigger threat to the public..."
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"...than someone who drove a car through a store window?"
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"An anti-drug crusader caught with grow house?"
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"You're fucked like a stray dog in Chinatown."
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"I shouldn't be in here."
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"The toilets are metal."
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"Anyway, your hearing date's in three weeks. You were on city council."
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"So if you slept with any cops or judges it's time to call in the favors."
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"I'll be in touch, Sally."
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"- Celia. - Yeah, see you."
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"Felicia?"
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"Hey, blanca."
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"You said you had a job for me."
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"Yeah, I do."
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"And good morning to you."
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"You need to get that fixed."
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