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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - No Small Feet (S09E09)

"Explain yourself."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts."
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"- Ew! - Hear me out."
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"Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought"
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"and asked me to sell them online?"
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"Right after I listed them..."
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"...I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in."
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"Before I could lie and say no..."
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"...I got another message."
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""Can I see your feet?""
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"Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet."
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"Oh, my God, did you write this? "My little piggies got so sweaty.""
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"- Sexy, right? - No. No, it's gross!"
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"That pair of sneakers went for over $200."
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"I have more in my closet."
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"That was three weeks ago, and we have made a ton of money since."
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"All I have to do is wear a different shoe every day."
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"Hitting all of the right notes... Ship it."
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"Les finalistes"
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"pour L'Expo Internationale du Closet sont..."
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"Kabinett Konig, Berlin."
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"- Pritchett's Closets... - Hah! Yes!"
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"- Aah! - Yes, yes, yes!"
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"Yes!"
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"You guys are so gross!"
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"For the first time in company history,"
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"we are going to the Expo Internationale du Closet!"
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"...Berlin. Pritchett's Closets."
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"Son of a bitch, we did it! We did it!"
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"Manny, I appreciate you coming from college for this moment."
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"Yeah..."
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"Something like this only happens once in a wee... year... lifetime?"
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"If that!"
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"I'm accustomed to certain creature comforts"
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"that are hard to come by at school,"
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"so I've been stopping home to...borrow things."
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"You know, I may have to go shopping."
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"I'm kind of between tuxedos, size-wise, right now."
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"- Oh, so this is a... big deal? - It is."
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"But, uh, don't feel you have to live up to this."
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"because that kind of pressure can kill a kid."
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"That's probably Claire calling me."
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"These will be rolling in all day, you know."
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"Hello?"
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"Who still uses fax machines?"
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"You know what? People are gonna want to see me at the office."
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"I'll just play nine holes and head in early, huh?"
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"- See you, kid! - See you."
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"My new real-estate company is this close to its first sale."
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"A sale we really need!"
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"Not just to prove my old partners wrong, but also to pay the bills."
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"Unfortunately, my client has developed a case of cold feet."
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"Phil, this house is everything I have wanted."
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"Great! Should we write up an offer?"
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"But, I am feeling a hostile energy."
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"I can assure you this house is filled with nothing but happy memories."
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"- If these walls could talk... - They can. And they are."
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"Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo."
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"As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening"
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"has a perfectly reasonable explanation."
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"Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator,"
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"is really just two mirrors and a tiny..."
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"Nice try."
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"When Phil told me about this house, I offered to help."
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"Now that Manny's away at college and Joe goes to kindergarten,"
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"I have time for one of my old hobbies..."
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"confronting the devil in all his forms."
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"I have everything I need..."
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"sage, a spoon from the Vatican cafeteria,"
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"my maracas..."
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"Oh, here she is!"
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"Mrs. Graham, looking well! How are those peptides doing?"
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"Ooh, terrific! My shaman realigned them."
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"And I got the last everything bagel,"
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"so I guess we both got off to a great start today."
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"What say, we buy a house?"
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"Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"I instantly trust you. Why is that?"
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"Oh, I got it."
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"We were once cats together."
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"I joke! I'm not that crazy."
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"Now, tell me about the ghost."
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"Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting,"
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"like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend,"
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"a dead dog who left something unfetched."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Oh, she's just taken with"
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"the natural light and the flow at this price."
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"It... it still gets me every time. Hey!"
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"You did it, you bastard!"
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"Be the change"
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"you want to see in the world..."
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"- I got here as soon as I could! - Shh!"
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"In some ways, the words of Gandhi"
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"are truer today than ever before."
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"The world is taking notice of the Aurora walk-in,"
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"which is blurring the line between storage and sanctuary."
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"I want to take a moment to celebrate our rock,"
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"our foundation,"
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"someone to whom we owe a very special debt..."
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"Josie."
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"Rock? Foundation? Josie? Who is that?!"
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"And to thank you all for your amazing accomplishments,"
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"I have got an ice-cream cart coming in this afternoon!"
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"That's right."
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"I.T. guy, I need your help."
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"- Cigar ash in your keyboard again? - Something bigger."
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"But, yeah, bring that little vacuum."
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"My sister Pam came to stay with us for a couple weeks."
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"A year ago. In the unit upstairs... which we used to rent for money,"
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"which we need to pay for everybody in the unit downstairs."
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"We had no choice. She was pregnant."
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"The father, Bo, was in jail, and she happens to be my best friend."
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"Yeah, yeah, like Tom and Jerry are best friends."
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"Pam, did you remember the oranges?"
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"Say "oranges" one more time."
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"Oranges."
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"- Say it one more time! - Oranges!"
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"And then she left the door open, and poor Larry got out"
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