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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Save the Cat (S06E06)

"- I'll admit it, guys. We suck at chicks."
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"- Yeah, man, 24 weeks since we've kissed girls,"
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"besides our moms."
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"- Okay, I was gonna say."
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"- We got to do something this weekend,"
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"or else I'm gonna donate my dick to science."
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"- What we should do, really,"
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"is we should be like those dudes on YouTube"
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"that, like, see hot chicks,"
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"and then they just go up to them and just freaking scope"
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"'em out and say, "You're hot." Smooch 'em."
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"- Love those guys. - Surprise smooch."
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"You know, they're caught off guard,"
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"but they like it because it was an aggressive kiss,"
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"but it was done in a tasteful fashion."
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"- Aggressive kissing, like Harrison Ford-style."
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"- So you go that route. I think I'm gonna class it up,"
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"probably get into wine, so that hopefully, I can dine,"
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"and--fingers crossed--69. - Good angle, Ders."
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"- Come here. You want some sandwich?"
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"I bet you're used to eating garbage all day. Come here."
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"- Oh, God, Jillian's dumpster-talking again."
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"- Okay. - Jillian, hey!"
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"Step away from the dumpster,"
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"and let's go on inside and talk to real people, okay?"
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"- No, no, no, there's a little kitty cat in here."
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"- You're talking to dumpsters."
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"It's no big whoop, right?"
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"We're all a little crazy."
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"- No, I'm not crazy. There's a cat in there."
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"Oh, come on. - Come on."
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"- I scared her. - Just get down."
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"- She's in there. Come here, kitty!"
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"- Sad. - Nothing's there."
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"- I'll help. - Sure, yeah."
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"- Come here! - Jillian, stop."
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"- Come here, little one. - It's wet. It's wet trash."
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"- Oh, gross. - It doesn't smell great."
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"- Oh, there you are! See?"
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"I told you I wasn't crazy. [laughs]"
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"[cat growls] - Ow, ow, ow!"
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"["Jockbox" by The Skinny Boys]"
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"- * I'm fresh *"
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"* You gotta, we gotta, you gotta *"
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"* Gotta be fresh"
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"- Ohh. - Right?"
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"- It is a cute little baby kitty cat, isn't it?"
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"- She's special."
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"I mean, she's a little dirty,"
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"so you can't really see her pussy,"
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"but we'll take care of that, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, on that note,"
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"I'm gonna walk away and avoid any kind"
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"of responsibility for that bootleg-ass Heathcliff. Bye."
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"- He should've said, uh, Garfield."
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"- [chuckles] Why?"
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"- Well, 'cause he's also a cat. - Sure."
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"- So I should've left when Ders left, actually, so..."
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"- Yeah, probably. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- See ya."
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"Ahh."
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"[in British accent] What should we name you?"
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"- [in British accent] What should we name you?"
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"[normal voice] How about Dumpster?"
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"- Ooh, what about Bonnie?"
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"My aunt had a large-chested friend named Bonnie,"
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"who I was always very fond of."
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"- Classic. - Yes."
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"- What about Chastity?"
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"Nah, this cat [bleep]. - Yes."
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"Well, my brain is fried,"
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"and I'm starving."
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"- Me too."
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"I could go for some..."
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"both: Denny's."
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"[cat meows]"
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"Denny's?"
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"- Denny's, that's what we'll call you."
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"- Hi, Denny's."
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"- Our little cat, Denny's."
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"- Oh, dude, check it out."
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"- Meth. Okay, we're doing it."
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"- No. - I'm actually kind of excited."
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"I've always wanted to--to have a taste."
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"But I don't want to lose me to it."
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"- What? No, dude, this is wine--wine aerator, right?"
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"But, like, I put like seven of them in the whole thing, so,"
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"like, basically, it gets super aerated."
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"That way, the classy chicks we bring back here to drink it,"
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"they'll be drippin' for a sippin'."
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"- They're probably gonna be warmed up from my aggressive"
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"surprise kisses. - Exactly."
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"- Right? - Hey, guys."
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"You got it? - Uh-oh."
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"Hey, ho, cat in the dog house."
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"Check it out. Yeah. - Wow."
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"- What's that big, dumb, stupid thing?"
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"- Mommy made a-- made a cat tower."
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"- Yeah, and we've decided that this is officially"
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"Denny's home, so you'll be seeing a lot more of me."
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"Where are the keys?"
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"- I don't know how to feel about that."
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"But beer for my buddy."
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"- Oh, thanks, dude. - Hit that there."
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"- Pipe it up with my amigos."
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"- Oh, wow, does Daddy think it's a good idea"
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"to smoke in front of Denny's?"
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"- Uh, yeah, actually, you know what?"
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"I'm good off that. - For real?"
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"- Yeah, I'm gonna pass on grass tonight."
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"- We are gonna go out though, right?"
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"- Right? - Right."
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"You don't care, right?"
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"- Oh, me?"
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"No, go have fun with Unkie Adam and Unkie Ders."
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"- Unkie Adam, Unkie Ders. I like that."
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"- Yeah, all right! - All right!"
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"- Bye-bye, cat. Meow!"
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"- I need this. - Meow!"
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"Bye."
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