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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Dorm Daze (S05E05)

"MAN: To be or not to be, that is the question."
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"Whether 'tis nobler..."
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"(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Doth my eyes hear a fellow thespian?"
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"- Or to take pause... - Thank you."
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"Do we have anyone else reading for Hamlet?"
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"One more!"
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"- Get on with it. - Thanks."
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"Okay, before I start, this boomerang has, like, knife edges."
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"Back off, easy. (GRUNTING)"
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"Yah! Yah! Yah! (SCREAMS)"
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"Back up! All right, I'm not from here."
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"I'm from a goddamn prison colony!"
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"So unless you want a little bit of what he just got..."
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"I'm sorry, what scene are you doing?"
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"This is from Crocodile Dundee 4: The New Class."
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"It's an original script."
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"And are you even a student here?"
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"Not technically, sir, no."
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"But I will do anything to be a star."
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"You are a very bad actor."
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"And we would never use you in a production."
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"- (ANGRY MUTTERING) - Hey."
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"Hey, what you did up there was so brave."
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"The director had no idea what he was talking about."
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"Well, I mean, I just did what Dundee would've done-dood."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Well, you know, my friends and I are making"
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"this really cool short film today."
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"We could use a real actor like you."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Do you think you could use an Aussie in the cast?"
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"- I do 13 unique characters... - Okay, come on."
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"That... All right."
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"Eighteen? No."
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"(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC)"
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"I'm finally home."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Something isn't right."
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"This is the room..."
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"But it's not the room."
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"Did they move the walls?"
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"Nope. That'd be physically impossible."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Uh, no."
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"Doesn't make sense."
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"In order for semen spray to land here,"
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"the buster would have to shoot from here."
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"But Eric was over there."
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"And he didn't even bust."
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"Was there a second semen sprayer?"
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"No. Nope."
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"Start from the beginning, Adam."
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"Is this where the porno was?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about, man."
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"Just... Just get out of here."
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"You know what?"
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"I believe you."
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"I don't see porno in your eyes."
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"Sorry, I'm going to have to look around first."
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"Female sex."
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"That's code word for porn."
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"Hey, who wants to be the 100th contact"
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"given to TelAmeriCorp? Hook a brother up."
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"The Coast Guard, what's going on?"
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"Wait a second, if you guys are here,"
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"who's doing nothing on the boat?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"'Cause, you guys, I don't know what you do. What do you guys"
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"even do? Do you have boats?"
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"Yeah, we get it. Yeah, no, you're a regular Gabriel Iglesias."
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"I wouldn't say that. Fluffy's very talented."
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"You really shouldn't make jokes about the military like that."
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"Okay."
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"What are you guys gonna do, give me a Code Red?"
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"Actually not a bad idea."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Come on, guys, please. Don't do this."
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"Oh, no, man."
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"Nothing like the taste of Code Red on a hot day, am I right?"
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"My butt hairs are all fizzy now."
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"I think Officer Pettytailwags is looking a little thirsty."
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"What? Who's Officer Pettytailwags?"
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"That's not good. That's not good. That's not good."
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"That's not... Bad."
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"- Here we go... - Ah!"
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"Okay."
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"Normally we spend our shore leave fucking."
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"Not teaching manners to phone jockeys."
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"Come on, Lance."
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"PROFESSOR: And so, at this point, the patriarchy is so deeply"
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"ingrained in modern society, females are portrayed"
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"almost exclusively as sex objects."
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"Sex objects."
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"She talking about dildos, or what?"
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"Is there a problem, young man?"
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"No, I just saw this hot chick walk in with a book that said"
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""Sex" and I figured she was leading me to the porno room,"
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"- but... - (ALL GASPING)"
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"Young man, would you come down here to the front of the room"
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"and let us ask you some questions?"
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"Oh, hell yeah, bitch. Cool."
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"All right, this is fun."
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"Damn, girl, you got some sweater meats up there."
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"Fascinating."
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"Did you see how he wasn't able to take"
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"more than just a few steps without talking about sex?"
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"It's really as if he has no control over his base desires."
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"I didn't know I was going to be in a room full of freakin'"
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"hot young Mileys or else I probably would've worn my big dick jeans!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"(ROARS)"
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"(SINGING) He's insane!"
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"You gotta you gotta be fresh"
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"So this is our set."
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"It's, you know, pretty low-budget,"
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"but I think it's going to turn out really cool."
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"Wow. Okay, pinch me, am I dreaming?"
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"(LAUGHTER) This is awesome."
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