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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Dorm Daze (S05E05)

"(IN BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) So what's the scene, mate?"
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"Well, we improvise most of it."
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"(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, okay, all right, The League-Eng it."
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"Very smart. So do you guys work off of, like, an outline or..."
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"Well, this is Landon, the director."
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"Hey, how are you, Blake? Nice to meet you."
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"You ready to make a movie today?"
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"You betcha, sir."
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"So tell me, Adam, what is it you like about porn?"
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"To begin with, um..."
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"Everything."
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"Not to be, like, sentimental and cheesy, but..."
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"I love how they just..."
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"Their soft cupping of the balls,"
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"and the general way they just caress the shaft and..."
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"(GAGGING) All the gagging."
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"It's just beautiful to me."
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"Well, Adam, I have some bad news for you."
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"Those women are being exploited."
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"- Nope. - No, it's true."
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"Many of them are confused, young actresses"
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"hoping to be in a movie."
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"Red leather, yellow leather."
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"- Right, here we go, have some acting juice. - Oh, oh, are you kidding me?"
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"They're offered drugs and alcohol"
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"to lower their inhibitions."
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"They're victims, Adam."
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"So, nobody's told me, like, what the scene is."
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"I know we're 'prov-ing it, she told me."
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"- Well, I'll tell you what. - Uh-huh."
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"The scene is sit down right about here."
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"- Uh-huh. - And then Crystal"
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"is gonna gobble your knob."
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"Shall we maybe do the scene before, though?"
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"Like, when we, like meet each other, like..."
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"No, we're good. All right?"
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"Sad victims of a dark industry that caters"
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"to perverted misogynists."
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"Sorry, don't talk about porno like that."
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"It's, like, fun. And we're ever... They're all having fun."
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"We're not going to show the actual, urn..."
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"- My penis, are we? - PROFESSOR: They manipulate women"
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"emotionally to make them think they have no choice."
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"What's the matter, you don't like sex?"
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"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. It's just, urn..."
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"You know what? I should go."
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"Hear my morn calling me. I gotta go. I'm so sorry."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell, man?"
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"You drink my booze, you smoke my weed"
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"and now you want to fucking leave?"
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"- I don't think so, man. - All right."
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"Hey, stop yelling at me!"
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"All right? I just want to act!"
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"I just want to act, okay?"
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"- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh, shh. - (STAMMERS) Don't be mad, all right?"
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"PROFESSOR: They break these women down to get what they want."
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"- That's how they get them. - You're in the big time now."
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"You're gonna act and you don't want to disappoint"
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"all these people, do you? Everybody's here"
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"working hard to make you look good."
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"Why don't you take this and use that closet"
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"to grease up your hog and then you get your shit together"
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"and we'll make some movies."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Stop it, you're scaring me. - Good, you should be scared."
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"What if your mother was in this situation?"
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"My mommy doesn't make porno, she makes ham sammiches."
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"But porn stars are women, just like your mom."
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"So some porn stars are..."
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"Done from a long day on set and they go home"
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"and make a little boy ham sammiches?"
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"Yes, Adam."
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"Porn stars make little boys ham sammiches too."
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"I'm gonna find that porno room,"
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"and I'm not going to be the one cranking down in the corner"
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"and potentially being a stunt cock. No!"
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"I'm gonna shut it down."
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"'Cause no mommy should go home and make ham sammiches"
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"for little boys with ejaculate on their fingers."
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"I'm doing it."
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"For the mommies!"
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"Look, I just wanted to apologize to you guys."
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"We got off on the wrong foot. I'm here to clear the air."
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"With a Gabriel Iglesias-style joke."
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"- Better be funny. - It's funny."
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"There's an Air Force guy and a Coast Guard guy"
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"and they're walking down the street, right?"
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"And they see this kid playing with a pile of poop."
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"So they go, "Hey, kid, what are you making?""
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"Kid goes, "I'm making a pilot.""
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"- (LAUGHS) - Nice."
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"- Get 'em. - Air Force guy's like,"
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""What?" And then the kid says, uh,"
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""Yeah, I would've made a Coast Guard,"
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""but I didn't have enough shit.""
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"Frickin' see ya!"
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"(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You guys chasing this guy?"
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"Wanna help me get him off my ladder?"
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"- Yeah. - Hey, thanks."
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"Thanks for that, I really... No, no, guys, come on."
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"- This is all set up? - Looks dynamite."
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"Great. All right, I'm excited."
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"Whoa. Hey, there he is. Wow."
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"Hey, do you still want to do that Australian voice? That could be fun."
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"I don't care anymore."
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"Well, let's roll, people."
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"Time to get that dick out, homey."
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"- Yeah. - (DOOR OPENS)"
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"Ah, stop, stop!"
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"Is this the porno? Cover up your bosoms."
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"You could be my mommy. My mommy doesn't"
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"have her boobies flopped out, they're flopped in."
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"- What the hell is this? Who are all these... - Shh!"
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"The mirror."
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"I always crank down while looking into a mirror."
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"- Really. - Yeah."
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"So I could see myself enjoying it."
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"It's not weird. A lot of dudes do it nowadays."
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