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Clips from Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

"Now that I do, you won't turn the car around?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- Thanks a lot. - You have a very important meeting."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"There she is again. How did she get ahead of us?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[CRONAUER LAUGHS]"
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"MAN: We got a new man coming in."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Don't you understand, Dick?"
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"Yes, sir. I run this show, general."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Look, I caught his show on the Isle of Crete, and this guy is funny."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"This is a tempest in a teacup. Much ado about nothing."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"For crying out loud, man, this isn't brain surgery."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Sergeant Major Dickerson, ha, that's another story altogether."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"He was a commander of an elite special forces unit."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"and some sort of social infection that doesn't go away."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Plus, I think he got shot in the ass, but I can't confirm that. Heh-heh-heh."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"CRONAUER: Are you always this happy?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"At ease. I'm General Taylor."
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"- Hi, general. - Real pleasure."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Listen, if you have any problems here now, you come see me."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"GARLICK: I'll work on that, sir."
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"You're not supposed to address the general saying hi."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"CRONAUER: Is that a new rule? GARLICK: No, old rule."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- That's Lieutenant Hauk in there. - Who's the guy with the ears?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"How you doing? You could fly to Guam with those."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Um, Airman Cronauer, sir."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- Sorry. HAUK: Thanks."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I understand you're pretty funny as a deejay."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"And, well, comedy is a kind of hobby of mine."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"And perhaps some night, we could maybe get together"
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"- and swap humourous stories for fun. CRONAUER: Yeah."
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"That'd be a hoot, heh."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- That's a joke, right? - Maybe."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- I get it. CRONAUER: Mm-hm."
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"Where's this man's paperwork?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"United States Air Force. The hat does give you away."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"If you wanna blend into a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I also recognise your species of soldier."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you died as a child."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- Yes, sir. - Sir?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"You will address me as Sergeant Major Dickerson."
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"[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE]"
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"Your radio programme of personal beliefs."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Great and manifold are our blessings today."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"This great, godly miracle of radio really gives me the opportunity"
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"to speak to you on the air."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- God, what time is it, Edward? - It's 5:30."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- Call me in five minutes. - No, we have to get up right now."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- And you have to get on the air. - Oh."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Guys, I'd like you to meet our new deejay, Adrian Cronauer."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"That's Marty Lee Dreiwitz."
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"He's impeccably clean."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"We have a selection right here that's prepared..."
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"Can you say something funny right this minute?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- I doubt it. - Ha-ha-ha."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I'm with you, man. I'm on your frequency."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Hey, let me ask you a question. What is the appeal of Joey Bishop?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I mean, the man's not funny. I know funny and he's not funny."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy,"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"but my father's nice and he's not funny either."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Joey Bishop. I wish someone would explain this one to me."
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"Hey, this is not a test. This is rock 'n' roll."
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"Time to rock it from the Delta to the DMZ."
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"Is that me, or does that sound like an Presley movie?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[SINGING AS ELVIS PRESLEY] Viva Da Nang, oh, viva Da Nang"
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"Da Nang me, Da Nang me Why don't they get a rope and hang me?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late."
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"It's 0600. What's the O stand for? Oh, my God, it's early."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Thank you for silky smooth sound. Make me sound like Peggy Lee."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I don't know, lieutenant. I guess it means good morning, uh, Vietnam."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"And who gave anyone permission to program modern music?"
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"[SLOWLY] Wrong speed. We've got it on the wrong speed."
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"For those of you recovering from a hangover, that's gonna sound just right."
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"[RAPIDLY] Let's get it up on 17, 18..."
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"Oh, still a bad song. Hey, wait a minute. Let's try something."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[SPEAKING BACKWARDS] Freddie is the devil. Freddie is the devil."
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"[HUMS THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME SONG]"
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"[AS ROD SERLING] Picture a man going on a journey"
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"He's left Crete. He's entered the demilitarised zone."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] What is this demilitarised zone?"
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"What do they mean, police action?"
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"CRONAUER: Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn,"
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"because it gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino."
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"What is a demilitarised zone? Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz."
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"[AS GLINDA] Oh, no, don't go in there."
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"Ho Chi Minh"
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"You're among the little people now."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[SINGING AS MUNCHKIN] We represent the ARVIN Army"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Oh, no, follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] It's the Wicked Witch of the North."
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"It's Hanoi Hannah."
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"[AS WITCH] Now, little GI, you and your little Toto too."
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"[CACKLES]"
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"[AS HANOI HANNAH] Oh, Adrian, Adrian. What are you doing, Adrian?"
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"You've been down on everything but the Titanic. Stop it right now."
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"You know, he's really funny. You know, he's like a Marx brother."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"And which Marx brother would that be, private? Zeppo?"
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"[SOLDIER] Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. [NORMAL] What town are you in?"
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"What's the weather like out there? [SOLDIER] It's hot, damn hot, real hot."
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"Hotter things is my shorts."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[NORMAL] Tell me what it feels like. [SOLDIER] Fool, it's hot."
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"Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"You can be a little... I saw... It's so damn hot."
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"I saw one of those guys, their orange robes, burst into flames."
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"It's that hot. You know?"
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"[NORMAL] What's it gonna be like tonight? [SOLDIER] Hot and wet."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"That's nice if you're with a lady, ain't no good if you're in the jungle."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[NORMAL] Here's a song coming your way right now."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Nowhere to Run To by Martha and the Vandellas."
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"Yes. Hey, you know what I mean."
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"[NOWHERE TO RUN TO PLAYING]"
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"AFVN better than AFVD, which means you have to get a quick shot."
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"What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts?"
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"Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery."
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"CRONAUER: Hey, I'm Adrian Cronauer. I'm on again at 1600."
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"Why? Because I have to, it's the Army."
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"Hi, what's your name? [SHOUTS] Bob Fliber!"
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"[NORMAL] Bob, can we play anything for you?"
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"[AS GOMER PYLE] Those girls are just so pretty."
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"[Normal Voice] Gomer, are you here in Vietnam?"
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