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Clips from Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

"[AS GOMER PYLE] Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Why'd you name your daughter Linda Bird?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Arf! Easy, girl, easy."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Ho Chi Minh, Colonel Sanders, actually the same person?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"and try and cook him down, maybe a little barbecue."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"He's a fashion consultant for the Army."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"You go in the jungle, make a statement. If you're going to fight, clash."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"but I'm gonna turn you over right now to Mr. Excitement."
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"Dan Levitan."
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"and thanks so much for joining us."
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"[ALL CHEERING]"
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"Yeah, he's funny. I know funny and this guy is funny."
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"Sensational."
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"- At ease. - Hell, we already are."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Just cool your tongue, airman,"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"because I intend to take issue with your performance."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"First of all, don't make fun of the weather here."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"because it's not."
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"I n fact, it's 2 degrees cooler today than yesterday."
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"Two degrees cooler? Me without my muff, God."
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"[DREIWITZ LAUGHS]"
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"DREIWITZ: I tell you, this guy's funny. - I'm trying to run a meeting here."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"You know, I hate the fact that you people never salute me."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I am a lieutenant and I would like salutes occasionally."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"That's what being a higher rank is all about."
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"Second..."
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"Frankly, I found your I love a police action remark way out of line."
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"How can you have the gall to compare the conflict here in Vietnam"
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"Well, I was... It just comes up, I was just trying to be funny."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"But then do it by using comedy and humour."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Furthermore, you are to stick to playing normal modes of music."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Not wild stuff."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Those we would find acceptable here"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"would include Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, Mantovani."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Percy Faith."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Andy Williams, Perry Como and certain ballads by Mr. Frank Sinatra."
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"- Would Bob Dylan be out of line? - Way, way, way out of line."
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"Former VP Richard Nixon will arrive here this week."
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"Dreiwitz, I've assigned you to cover the PC."
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"- The lieutenant loves to abbreviate... - And if you do..."
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"Okay. Who do we have slated for live entertainment in November?"
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"Bob likes a big room, sir."
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"[ALL LAUGH]"
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"- That is not funny. - How about if it escalated?"
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"- How about if what escalated? - The Vietnam conflict."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"just so we can book a big-name comedian."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I got it. Jerry Vale. He closes the Copa on the 18th."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Come on, this is not the Catskills."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Get somebody good, The Beach Boys. Don't dick around."
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"We tried, but their agent says they're still on the beach"
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"Well, didn't somebody wearing my uniform"
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"and bearing a striking resemblance to myself"
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"just say that that kind of music was inappropriate?"
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"- The former VP will be here on Friday. GARLICK: Ha-ha-ha."
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"I expect every minute of the VP's PC"
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"to be taped and broadcast within 12 hours of his arrival."
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"Something funny, Garlick?"
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"Perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us."
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"No, sir. The former vice president is a delight, sir."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"shouldn't we keep the PC on the q.t., because if it leaks to the VC,"
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"- I would like to leave the room now. - Oh, uh, yes, sir."
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"[DREIWITZ AS HAUK] And if you do..."
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"I call it a jubilee. Actually, it's a Ray Conniff featurette."
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"This is the place where we like to hang out, sir."
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"CRONAUER: Real homey, in an opium kind of way."
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"- Earl, Earl, Earl. - That's Jimmy Wah, he owns the place."
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"Now you say hi to me, then you smile."
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"We'd love a couple of beers, Jimmy."
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"CRONAUER: Either of our names Earl? - He calls everybody Earl."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Let me put it to you this way. He's got this thing for Walter Brennan."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"who swore that he could get him naked photographs of the actor."
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"I've been trying to tell him that it's no-go, but he won't listen."
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"- Thank you, Jimmy. - Right."
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"- No, and it doesn't look good, Jimmy. - He look good to me."
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"- Formaldehyde. - Oh. Heh, heh."
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"We put in just a touch of formaldehyde for flavour."
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"Some people get sick, yeah."
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"Well, that seems fair. It really does."
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"- You'll get used to it. - Maybe."
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"Any girl who wants me this bad, I can't let her down."
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"- The hunt is on. - What is wrong?"
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"- I gotta catch her before she accelerates. WAH: You can't go yet."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- You have to taste my spicy chicken... GARLICK: Sir."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Hi. How's Lynn doing?"
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"Let me make it up to you by buying a cup of coffee."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"Also, tea would fall into that category."
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"I not think be not correct of way. Please, okay?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"- Stay here, sir, I'll talk to the guys, okay? - We don't have time. Taxi."
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"- Bikes, we'll buy bikes. - We won't buy bikes."
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"A little dignity!"
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"Sir!"
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"- Good afternoon, class. STUDENTS: Good afternoon, Mr. Sloan."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"I was almost killed."
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"How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?"
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"It zoomed right by, just the way they say it does."
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"- I find that very alarming. - Edward, stay with me on this."
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"How am I gonna get this girl to go out with me?"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"You would need very specific family-sanctioned introductions"
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"- It read for my the book. - I've never heard rhymes like that."
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"God, I've gotta be with her, at least till she learns my name."
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"You think the teacher would be able to date her?"
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"- Possibly, but you would need... - Just what I wanted to hear."
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"Specifically... Excuse me."
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"I don't think you understand me, Sparky. Ahem."
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"It's all yours, you got it."
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"Hello, class. My name is Adrian Cronauer."
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
"by having you write down your name, address,"
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"your home and work phone on paper, and passing it forward."
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"Sergeant Sloan our teacher. You're not supposed to be in here."
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"First thing I'd like to know is what subject this is."
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"And how lucky for me. Thank you very much for playing."
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"My boyfriend's back and there's gonna be trouble."
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"Hey, nah, hey, nah, my boyfriend's back. Can we try that one?"
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"Can we try, My boyfriend's back? Anybody?"
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"She's not for you."
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"GARLICK: This is a nightmare. CRONAUER: I don't know."
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"Even saying that means I don't know dick."
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"Didn't have to pick up the phones until he comes back."
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