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Clips from Duncanville (2020) - Stan in the Place Where You Live (S02E02)

"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
Duncanville (2020)
"♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪"
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"‐ [laughs]"
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"Ooh! [growls]"
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"‐ Mommy! ‐ Aaaaaaah!"
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"‐ Duncan! ‐ Duncan!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Jack, hoist me."
Duncanville (2020)
"We got to get into the attic to get Jing's Abraham Lincoln hat."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Out attic is filled with fast‐moving spiders"
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"and that chair that rocks on its own."
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"‐ There's nothing to be afraid of."
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"Everybody, pull!"
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"[all grunt]"
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"Harder!"
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"[all grunting]"
Duncanville (2020)
"Ugh."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Imhotep."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Okay, I got it open, so somebody else has to go up"
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"and get the Abraham Lincoln hat for Jing's school play."
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"all: Not it!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Not it! No! This is so unfair."
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"I went up for the Christmas angel."
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"And I'm not sure I ever came down."
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"‐ Come play with me, Jack."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Well, somebody's got to go up there."
Duncanville (2020)
"all: Not it!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Not it! No!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Jack, it's been on your honey‐do list forever."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ And I immediately put it on their kiddie‐do list."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ And we put it on our Christmas list,"
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"so, technically, this is Santa's fault."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I do everything for this family,"
Duncanville (2020)
"and all you do is blame Santa."
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"‐ Never mind. I'll just be Mary Todd."
Duncanville (2020)
"Do you have a straitjacket?"
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"‐ Hurry up, Duncan."
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"You're gonna be late for school."
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"‐ Dunkie, I got you a PSAT study book."
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"‐ Ugh!"
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"Mom, Dad, after much thought and soul searching,"
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"I have decided not to take the PSAT."
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"I will not be taking questions at this time."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Like Hellmann's mayonnaise you're not!"
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"You are taking that test so you can go to a good college"
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"and then get a job"
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"so you can pay for that college for the rest of your life."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ College is stupid."
Duncanville (2020)
"Lots of famous people did not go to college,"
Duncanville (2020)
"like Beyoncé, Steve Jobs, Phil Spector?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Ah, Phil."
Duncanville (2020)
"The master of the Wall of Sound..."
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"and murder."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Jack, I need your opinion here."
Duncanville (2020)
"Tell Duncan to do what I say."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Maybe he'll work on a crab boat"
Duncanville (2020)
"or in a factory canning crab."
Duncanville (2020)
"Either way, his crab future's bright."
Duncanville (2020)
"Happy sailing, Dunker!"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Dunkie, you would be the first one in our family"
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"to go to college."
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"I never went."
Duncanville (2020)
"My no‐good brother Stan never went."
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"I just want the best for you"
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"and to rub it in to my uneducated family's face."
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"‐ Fine, I'll take the test,"
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"but I'm not reading the questions."
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"And on break, I'm crapping in the teacher's toilet."
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"‐ That's all I wanted to hear."
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"I'm even gonna mark it on the family calendar nobody uses."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ We have a family calendar? How come nobody told me?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Because you'll clog it up"
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"with the birthdays of everyone in the E Street Band."
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"‐ [gasps] Today's Little Stevie!"
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"Hello, 1‐800‐FLOWERS?"
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"‐ Duncan, you excited for the PSAT?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ No."
Duncanville (2020)
"If I wanted someone to tell me I'm stupid on a Saturday,"
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"I would just hang out with my sister."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ I take issue with the word "stupid," Duncan."
Duncanville (2020)
"It's pejorative."
Duncanville (2020)
"Pejorative, a word expressing contempt or disapproval."
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"Hell, yeah, I'm so ready for this PSAT."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Why does everybody care about college?"
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"If I want to learn, I'll go to YouTube."
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"If it's not there, it's not worth knowing."
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"‐ I can't wait to get into college"
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"'cause I'm gonna drop out just like Kanye."
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"‐ I'm taking the test because it might snow on Saturday"
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"and I want to be indoors."
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"‐ Yeah, Duncan, don't you want to pre‐prepare for your future?"
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"‐ I don't need college."
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm gonna get famous for eating the most hot dogs"
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"in under five minutes"
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"without dunking the buns in water first."
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"‐ No college, huh?"
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"‐ Wouldn't even let me on the tour."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Wait a second. Aren't you the guy"
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"that ate a wheelbarrow full of hot dogs"
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"without dunking the buns in water?"
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"‐ In under five minutes."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ In that case, welcome to the Men in Black."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Whoa!"
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm not wearing a suit, though. ‐ That's fine."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ You know Men in Black isn't a real job."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oh, that's what they want you to think."
Duncanville (2020)
"Right, Mr. Mitch?"
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ "Men in Black" isn't real."
Duncanville (2020)
"But "Men in Black 2" very much is."
Duncanville (2020)
"Now go study so you don't end up"
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"an adult drinking bagged milk on your lunch break."
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"‐ Dunkie, I put together a PSAT care package for you."
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"It's got espresso beans to keep you awake,"
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"two pencils‐‐one to write with, one to chew on‐‐"
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"and a whole bunch of prenatal vitamins"
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"I was supposed to take when I was pregnant with you."
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"‐ You're wasting your time, Mom."
Duncanville (2020)
"I'm not good at knowing things. I'm a..."
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