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Clips from Man vs. Bee - Chapter 1 (S01E01)

Mini-Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 1 12 min ★ 6.7/10 (41,497 ratings) 181 clips
Family Short Comedy

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The defendant will stand.
"The defendant will stand."
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Trevor Bingley, on all 14 counts of dangerous driving…
"Trevor Bingley, on all 14 counts of dangerous driving…"
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The destruction of priceless artwork…
"The destruction of priceless artwork…"
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Criminal damage…
"Criminal damage…"
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and arson…
"and arson…"
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You have been found guilty.
"You have been found guilty."
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-Yes!
"-Yes!"
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Do you have anything to say before you're taken down?
"Do you have anything to say before you're taken down?"
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I'm just really, really sorry.
"I'm just really, really sorry."
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-You see… there was this bee
"-You see… there was this bee"
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Darling, the car's going to be here any second.
"Darling, the car's going to be here any second."
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Darling, did you hear me?
"Darling, did you hear me?"
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I can't find my espadrilles. The ones we got in Aruba with the little, uh,
"I can't find my espadrilles. The ones we got in Aruba with the little, uh,"
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the scuba divers on the fronts.
"the scuba divers on the fronts."
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Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando?
"Forget the espadrilles, where's Orlando?"
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Orlando isn't coming. They're sending someone else.
"Orlando isn't coming. They're sending someone else."
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What?
"What?"
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Shoo.
"Shoo."
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-Hello?
"-Hello?"
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Shoo.
"Shoo."
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Good. Go away.
"Good. Go away."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Oh, hello.
"Oh, hello."
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I'm Trevor. From, uh, from Housesitters Deluxe.
"I'm Trevor. From, uh, from Housesitters Deluxe."
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I'm house-sitting for you this week.
"I'm house-sitting for you this week."
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-Oh.
"-Oh."
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-Okay…
"-Okay…"
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Gosh.
"Gosh."
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Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom.
"Good morning, Mrs… Kolstad-Burgenbottom."
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Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten.
"Bergenbatten. Kolstad-Bergenbatten."
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Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry.
"Kolstad-Bergenbatten, sorry."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe,
"On behalf of… er, House-sitters Deluxe,"
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may I apologize for the last-minute change
"may I apologize for the last-minute change"
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-in personnel and assure you that
"-in personnel and assure you that"
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all our staff are trained to the same BSI404 house-sitting…
"all our staff are trained to the same BSI404 house-sitting…"
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Christian, the car's here!
"Christian, the car's here!"
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…industry standards.
"…industry standards."
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I found them, in a drawer with the flip-flops.
"I found them, in a drawer with the flip-flops."
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-Is this him? -Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you--
"-Is this him? -Good morning, Sir. Pleased to meet you--"
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Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this?
"Yeah, do you mind if we get on with this?"
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We're in a bit of a rush and I need to be quick.
"We're in a bit of a rush and I need to be quick."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Everything you need to know is written in this manual.
"Everything you need to know is written in this manual."
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-Manual. Right. Good.
"-Manual. Right. Good."
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It's all very straightforward.
"It's all very straightforward."
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Special edition Miele, infra red beam to open.
"Special edition Miele, infra red beam to open."
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Taps are gesture operated. Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold.
"Taps are gesture operated. Left for on. Up for hot. Down for cold."
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Right for off. Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly.
"Right for off. Oh, that's Cupcake. She's very friendly."
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-Oh gracious.
"-Oh gracious."
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Yes, you are friendly, aren't you?
"Yes, you are friendly, aren't you?"
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Sliding doors. Keys are in this drawer.
"Sliding doors. Keys are in this drawer."
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-Okay. -And all the blinds are remote controlled.
"-Okay. -And all the blinds are remote controlled."
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Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment, And here--
"Oh, right, I'll… sorry, just a moment, And here--"
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-Down!
"-Down!"
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-Yes, hello? -Er…
"-Yes, hello? -Er…"
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You'll find all the remotes here. You need me to explain them?
"You'll find all the remotes here. You need me to explain them?"
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Um…
"Um…"
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Uh, no, that's fine.
"Uh, no, that's fine."
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-Okay, bye. -The dog has a severe nut allergy.
"-Okay, bye. -The dog has a severe nut allergy."
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She mustn't eat anything that isn't her prescription dog food.
"She mustn't eat anything that isn't her prescription dog food."
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Or there is, uh, doggie doo-doo everywhere.
"Or there is, uh, doggie doo-doo everywhere."
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We keep the dog food in here.
"We keep the dog food in here."
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-Oh.
"-Oh."
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-So please keep the door closed. -Door closed. Right.
"-So please keep the door closed. -Door closed. Right."
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And the chip in her collar operates the dog flap in there.
"And the chip in her collar operates the dog flap in there."
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Ah yes.
"Ah yes."
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Because if she can't get out…
"Because if she can't get out…"
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There's doggie doo-doo everywhere. It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey!
"There's doggie doo-doo everywhere. It's a recurring theme, yeah. Hey!"
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-Who doo-doos everywhere, eh?
"-Who doo-doos everywhere, eh?"
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Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah? Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags!
"Cupcake, come say bye to Mummy! Yeah? Good girl, good girl. Christian, bags!"
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-Yeah, going now.
"-Yeah, going now."
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-Woah! Careful!. -Oh.
"-Woah! Careful!. -Oh."
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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I paid £80,000 for that.
"I paid £80,000 for that."
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It turned out to be a Kandinsky.
"It turned out to be a Kandinsky."
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It's worth a lot of money. But not as much as this.
"It's worth a lot of money. But not as much as this."
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-Golly.
"-Golly."
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You know what it is?
"You know what it is?"
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It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it?
"It's… an E-type Jaguar, isn't it?"
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The first E-type Jaguar ever made.
"The first E-type Jaguar ever made."
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-Huh! Amazing. -What do you think she's worth?
"-Huh! Amazing. -What do you think she's worth?"
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Oh, must be… thousands.
"Oh, must be… thousands."
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Two million pounds.
"Two million pounds."
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O… kay.
"O… kay."
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-Hello? -Yeah, okay.
"-Hello? -Yeah, okay."
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All the locks and the alarm are operated by two simple codes.
"All the locks and the alarm are operated by two simple codes."
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I used the names of famous naval battles to make it easy.
"I used the names of famous naval battles to make it easy."
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Uh, so to open, uh, it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen.
"Uh, so to open, uh, it's the Battle of Frisverhelwilen."
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1748.
"1748."
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-Yup. So, okay, there we go. -Okay.
"-Yup. So, okay, there we go. -Okay."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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And to arm the system, even easier, uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører.
"And to arm the system, even easier, uh, it's the Battle of Bulhornbører."
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-1513.
"-1513."
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Oh… right, yes. I think perhaps I should uh--
"Oh… right, yes. I think perhaps I should uh--"
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Oh no, don't worry. It's all in the manual.
"Oh no, don't worry. It's all in the manual."
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Oh, the manual. Yes, of course.
"Oh, the manual. Yes, of course."
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Yeah, if the panel locks down for any reason,
"Yeah, if the panel locks down for any reason,"
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Nina did have them add a voice override.
"Nina did have them add a voice override."
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Yes, but that only works with my voice,
"Yes, but that only works with my voice,"
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and he won't need it anyway because it's all in the manual.
"and he won't need it anyway because it's all in the manual."
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Right, yes. Okay.
"Right, yes. Okay."
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The library is strictly out of bounds to the dog.
"The library is strictly out of bounds to the dog."
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There's an illuminated manuscript in there that's worth millions.
"There's an illuminated manuscript in there that's worth millions."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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It's a no-go zone for Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs.
"It's a no-go zone for Cupcake, as is our bedroom upstairs."
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Uh, you are in the maid's room, far side down the corridor.
"Uh, you are in the maid's room, far side down the corridor."
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-Okay. -Uh… any questions?
"-Okay. -Uh… any questions?"
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-Uhm-- -Good.
"-Uhm-- -Good."
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You have done this work before, haven't you?
"You have done this work before, haven't you?"
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Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company.
"Uh, no, actually. I'm new to the company."
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You've never done house-sitting before?
"You've never done house-sitting before?"
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No… not as such.
"No… not as such."
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But please don't worry, I have a house too.
"But please don't worry, I have a house too."
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Well, I used to have a house. So all this is very familiar territory.
"Well, I used to have a house. So all this is very familiar territory."
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Hm.
"Hm."
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Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you.
"Oh here, let me… I'll get that for you."
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-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me…
"-Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me…"
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-Honey, we have to go! -Oh dear, I'll just…
"-Honey, we have to go! -Oh dear, I'll just…"
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Orlando used to call us every day.
"Orlando used to call us every day."
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