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Clips from Girls5eva - A.I.R.P.I.G. (S01E01)

"I don't even look down at it. Babe, I love you."
Girls5eva
"This has nothing to do with us. It's just my thang."
Girls5eva
"You have your thangs, Girls5eva and Peloton"
Girls5eva
"and wondering what I'm up to."
Girls5eva
"- I guess that's true."
Girls5eva
"- Just give this to me, okay?"
Girls5eva
"[gentle music]"
Girls5eva
"- I guess it's better than golf."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, that is such a chiller point, babe."
Girls5eva
"- Where is she? - Oh."
Girls5eva
"- Summer, come on. We got a meeting with Nance."
Girls5eva
"- That's amazing! - Who's Kev skoinking?"
Girls5eva
"- Oh, it's so...funny."
Girls5eva
"No one. - I'm sorry?"
Girls5eva
"- He's just secretly rehabilitating"
Girls5eva
"thousands of hermit crabs and he's building them a Paris."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, boy, this is some AP level repression"
Girls5eva
"coming out sideways here."
Girls5eva
"Right before I came out,"
Girls5eva
"I was, even among steampunk circles,"
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"considered way too into steampunk."
Girls5eva
"[lively music]"
Girls5eva
"- No, I'm sorry."
Girls5eva
"You've gotten into my head too many times."
Girls5eva
"Kev is a really good guy."
Girls5eva
"- Of course, he's a great guy! Everybody loves Kev!"
Girls5eva
"But this is about you, Summer."
Girls5eva
"How many days have you seen him this year?"
Girls5eva
"- 16 and a quarter. - You deserve a real partner."
Girls5eva
"Birthdays, communication, fights, nachos."
Girls5eva
"- Oh, my gosh, stop! I am going to punch you!"
Girls5eva
"- Take your shot, you piece of gold."
Girls5eva
"And if I am not out cold, I will punch you back so hard"
Girls5eva
"that the police will wonder where the adolescent chimp is."
Girls5eva
"- What are you doing?"
Girls5eva
"Do not bring this energy into Nance's suite."
Girls5eva
"You make up, right now."
Girls5eva
"- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry too."
Girls5eva
"- I really do love you. - I love you too."
Girls5eva
"- Come on. Come on. - I love you more, come on."
Girls5eva
"- I love you."
Girls5eva
"- We can't go empty-handed."
Girls5eva
"[door closes]"
Girls5eva
"- Hi."
Girls5eva
"- We brought you these."
Girls5eva
"Yeah, I realize, Nance, you and I met briefly years ago,"
Girls5eva
"at Ashlee Simpson's Walk of Fame removal ceremony."
Girls5eva
"- I'm concerned about the time, so I'm gonna dive right in."
Girls5eva
"So I thought about you today,"
Girls5eva
"and you do have a little traction right now."
Girls5eva
"Performing with Little Stinker. [laughter]"
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"Your rant going viral."
Girls5eva
"- My brief affair with Cray. - My salad."
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"- And I did listen to the new music."
Girls5eva
"- Dawn is our writerer."
Girls5eva
"- You sure do know how to write a hook, Dawn."
Girls5eva
"- Thank you, I do. - I see potential here."
Girls5eva
"- Oh. - I want to work with you."
Girls5eva
"all: Ah!"
Girls5eva
"- Hot damn, Jingle Ball, here we come."
Girls5eva
"- What? No, no."
Girls5eva
"Girls5eva needs to break up."
Girls5eva
"- Break up?"
Girls5eva
"- Navigating this industry as a group is a fool's errand."
Girls5eva
"It's only sustainable for a handful of people at the top."
Girls5eva
"The touring, the gigging,"
Girls5eva
"fronting your own money for music videos"
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"as a vanity project"
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"but I do see individual potential here."
Girls5eva
"Dawn, I have acts that need ear warms."
Girls5eva
"I could easily sell "Four Stars,""
Girls5eva
"and Bad Bunny could do amazing things with the splingy."
Girls5eva
"- That song is very personal."
Girls5eva
"- We want to tour."
Girls5eva
"I mean, we want to show our dogs the world."
Girls5eva
"- But ten shows a week is grueling."
Girls5eva
"Gloria, I have artists that pay for a dentist to travel"
Girls5eva
"with them just to maintain their grillz."
Girls5eva
"- You call them a grill."
Girls5eva
"I call them a storm drain for oral bacteria."
Girls5eva
"- And Wickie, you are incredibly telegenic."
Girls5eva
"And you're full of your own catch phrases."
Girls5eva
"- My mouth is a T-shirt gun of wisdom,"
Girls5eva
"and my ass is what babies are based on."
Girls5eva
"- Like that, exactly."
Girls5eva
"I could get you a six-figure deal"
Girls5eva
"as a judge on "American Warrior Singer.""
Girls5eva
"- [gasps] Mmm."
Girls5eva
"- It films 58 weeks a year in Atlanta."
Girls5eva
"- Atlanta? - Tax breaks."
Girls5eva
"And Summer, so many options. - Really?"
Girls5eva
"- The Jesus-y arm of the Hallmark movie circuit."
Girls5eva
"- Yeah."
Girls5eva
"- Bladder leak underpants campaign."
Girls5eva
"- I love those. - Woo."
Girls5eva
"- So, if we sign with you, there'll be no more Girls5eva?"
Girls5eva
"- What even is Girls5eva?"
Girls5eva
"You were thrown together by Larry Plumb"
Girls5eva
"when the state took away his animal acts."
Girls5eva
"- Wait."
Girls5eva
"What if you rep us as a group for one year, and then we--"
Girls5eva
"- Look, I'm trying to help you here,"
Girls5eva
"but this meeting is already 14 seconds over time,"
Girls5eva
"which means my dog will only get head scritches tonight."
Girls5eva
"Let Ermes know no tum-tum rubs."
Girls5eva
"Now, I promise you this is the best anyone will offer you."
Girls5eva
"Think about it. But not for too long."
Girls5eva
"I'm wheels up at 8:12 and anchors down at 9:00."
Girls5eva
"I am going to take the sea plane to my boat."
Girls5eva
"- Oh."
Girls5eva
"Okay."
Girls5eva
"- Ah! - Good, we agree."
Girls5eva
"- This was never about money for me."
Girls5eva
"It was about being part of something."
Girls5eva
"Because I love you guys."
Girls5eva
"- We love you. - And you're all in my will."
Girls5eva
"all: Oh!"
Girls5eva
"- I have a parrot I haven't talked about who won't die,"
Girls5eva
"and one of you is getting him."
Girls5eva
"- Yeah, I couldn't leave you guys"
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