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Clips from Girls5eva - A.I.R.P.I.G. (S01E01)

"- Who would've thought it would be impossible"
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"to get into a 7:20 a.m. keynote?"
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"- That was like a Dr. Shmigel"
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"demonstrates new bonding techniques crowded."
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"- Couldn't you have lied and said that we were repped"
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"by a more approachable manager?"
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"- A lie is just the truth on a deadline."
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"We just need another way to get to Nance."
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"What if we pretend someone hired us to sing for her?"
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"- Her cousin Lauren. - Scooter Braun."
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"- Her mom's friend Angie. - How about Lionel Richie?"
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"- Her other cousin Kristin, who everybody hates."
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"- Danger Mouse! - I don't have it yet."
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"But we tell the front desk to send us to her room."
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"And then we're like"
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"* Happy Birthday to you *"
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"- Okay, on the Wikipedia page"
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"it says that her favorite singer is Celine Dion."
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"Maybe we do it like,"
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"* Happy Birthday *"
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"both: * To you *"
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"- * Happy birthday *"
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"- Ladies, it should not be this hard!"
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"- Guys, not for nothing,"
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"but I didn't watch all this true crime TV"
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"and not learn how to kidnap somebody."
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"Step one, don't develop feelings for the mark."
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"- Jesus. I can hear you. - Nance!"
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"- Obviously, we were kidding about abducting you."
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"[laughter] - I respect the hustle."
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"You're part of Girls5eva, right?"
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"- Yeah. - I remember you."
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"You had that song on the soundtrack of "Blue Crush.""
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"- Yeah, "T.B.F." - * T.B.F. *"
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"- * Tiny butts forever *"
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"* Two silver dollar pancakes in jeans *"
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"* This will be what people like forever *"
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"* T.B.F., tiny butts in jeans *"
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"- Ha-hah! - That was us."
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"I had that CD in my car when I first moved to LA."
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"Well, you still sound great."
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"- We're looking for new management?"
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"- I-I gotta get in there and start that keynote"
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"before all those boy bands pop boners and age out."
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"But I-I do believe in women helping women."
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"So, uh, come to the presidential suite at 4:14."
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"- Okay, here's our new music and some family pictures"
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"from a trip to Gettysburg."
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"Just ignore those."
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"Or don't. Enjoy them."
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"[laughter]"
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"- * T.B.F. tiny butts forever *"
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"- You followed me?"
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"- What am I looking at here, Kev?"
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"- It's..."
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"a sanctuary for crabs."
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"- Are you fucking little crabs?"
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"- No! How?"
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"- I..."
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"- There's a shortage of shells down here"
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"because tourists take them off the beach."
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"- Okay."
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"- I've just been helping these special guys and gals"
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"graduate to larger casings."
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"They can use almost anything as a home."
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"They really take to doll heads."
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"- Why are you doing this?"
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"- To protect them."
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"If it wasn't for me, they'd be homeless and sundried and dead."
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"I give them everything they need to thrive."
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"They even get a custom crab-itat."
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"Come, come."
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"The theme of this one is the Roaring 20s."
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"- Is that one selling newspapers?"
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"- I'm so happy you noticed that."
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"I know this is a lot to take in."
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"I didn't want to tell you"
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"because it doesn't go with the, you know,"
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"Kev brand of effortless breezy cool."
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"- You could have told me you got fired."
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"- I didn't. I quit."
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"I'm making decent enough money on Cameo,"
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"and I am working on something big."
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"It's a miniature Paris so they can finally go!"
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"- No."
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"No, no, this doesn't explain all the trips to the Keys."
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"- Home to nine types of hermit crabs,"
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"including the elusive long-claw."
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"- The two-seater Sea-Doo."
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"- Running them back from Keys."
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"- Charges to the florist. - Flowers mask the smell."
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"- It really doesn't."
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"What about the bulk order of condoms?"
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"- It's the perfect slow drip water source."
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"- Okay."
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"I imagined a lot of things that I might find here."
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"No part of me was prepared for this."
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"- Babe, my whole life, I've been in a box."
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"I was doing commercials before I could read."
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"- Mm-mm."
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"Mommy, for dessert, can we have more soup?"
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"- Then I played a string of troubled nephews"
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"on local soap operas."
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"- You made one mistake, Uncle."
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"Having a sister who had me."
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"- Then a talent scout heard me singing at my mall church,"
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"and I was in Boys Next Door."
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"* Girl you can put me in the mood *"
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"* Let's do kissing but never nude *"
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"* Look who went through pubert, dude *"
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"* It's the Boys Next Door *"
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"* Deeper voice and shiny eyes *"
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"* Growth spurt hardly recognized *"
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"* Look who went through pubert, guys *"
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"* It's the Boys Next Door *"
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"Then I went straight into the big old box of marriage."
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"Babe, I've never had anything that was just mine"
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"until I became a crab prince."
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"- So you're not cheating on me?"
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"- Never!"
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