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Clips from GLOW - The Dusty Spur (S01E01)

Short Films 2000 Season 1, Episode 4 6 min 537 clips
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♪ A Salvation Army band played ♪
"♪ A Salvation Army band played ♪"
GLOW
♪ Hey ma ma ma, hey ♪
"♪ Hey ma ma ma, hey ♪"
GLOW
- [Sam grunts] - [Bash] Whew.
"- [Sam grunts] - [Bash] Whew."
GLOW
Wow, matching tans.
"Wow, matching tans."
GLOW
So, you guys are bosom buddies now?
"So, you guys are bosom buddies now?"
GLOW
No.
"No."
GLOW
Cloistering yourself up like some 17th-century monk
"Cloistering yourself up like some 17th-century monk"
GLOW
Rehab is expensive, dude.
"Rehab is expensive, dude."
GLOW
- Bullshit! - Can we live in reality for a second?
"- Bullshit! - Can we live in reality for a second?"
GLOW
♪ Who needs a house out in Hackensack? ♪
"♪ Who needs a house out in Hackensack? ♪"
GLOW
♪ Is that all you get for your money? ♪
"♪ Is that all you get for your money? ♪"
GLOW
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
"♪ Mm-hmm ♪"
GLOW
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
"♪ Mm-hmm ♪"
GLOW
♪ You ought to know by now You ought to know by now ♪
"♪ You ought to know by now You ought to know by now ♪"
GLOW
♪ At least you can polish the fenders ♪
"♪ At least you can polish the fenders ♪"
GLOW
♪ I'm movin' out ♪
"♪ I'm movin' out ♪"
GLOW
You know, I'm the only one who doesn't have a character?
"You know, I'm the only one who doesn't have a character?"
GLOW
All the windows need to be open at all times.
"All the windows need to be open at all times."
GLOW
But I'll try my best.
"But I'll try my best."
GLOW
What character?
"What character?"
GLOW
to the beach, asking cute guys to borrow a dollar.
"to the beach, asking cute guys to borrow a dollar."
GLOW
I just don't understand how they, um, stand up like that.
"I just don't understand how they, um, stand up like that."
GLOW
Hmm.
"Hmm."
GLOW
Stop it, please!
"Stop it, please!"
GLOW
[upbeat pop music playing on stereo]
"[upbeat pop music playing on stereo]"
GLOW
[women cheering]
"[women cheering]"
GLOW
- Can you do it in the ring? - Not yet.
"- Can you do it in the ring? - Not yet."
GLOW
Hey, Mr. Director, I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
"Hey, Mr. Director, I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."
GLOW
- [Stacey] Yeah. - [Dawn] Yeah. Whoo!
"- [Stacey] Yeah. - [Dawn] Yeah. Whoo!"
GLOW
one of the...
"one of the..."
GLOW
Point is, you need to develop your own gimmick.
"Point is, you need to develop your own gimmick."
GLOW
All right, come on. We need to start thinking about the show.
"All right, come on. We need to start thinking about the show."
GLOW
- Like this? - Ow!
"- Like this? - Ow!"
GLOW
Stop hitting me with knowledge!
"Stop hitting me with knowledge!"
GLOW
[Jenny] Move, Granny!
"[Jenny] Move, Granny!"
GLOW
So, I've been ruminating.
"So, I've been ruminating."
GLOW
Mint Julep.
"Mint Julep."
GLOW
Who said you get to invent your own character?
"Who said you get to invent your own character?"
GLOW
Wow, what a fantastic quality.
"Wow, what a fantastic quality."
GLOW
You're right. Let's work on your gimmick.
"You're right. Let's work on your gimmick."
GLOW
You could wear a collar. Oh!
"You could wear a collar. Oh!"
GLOW
All paid for by the American taxpayer.
"All paid for by the American taxpayer."
GLOW
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
GLOW
- All sittin' down. - Now, this is a gimmick, ladies!
"- All sittin' down. - Now, this is a gimmick, ladies!"
GLOW
No. I'm more of, like, the brainchild, the mastermind-slash-fairy godfather.
"No. I'm more of, like, the brainchild, the mastermind-slash-fairy godfather."
GLOW
Yeah. I'm the director.
"Yeah. I'm the director."
GLOW
Let's go.
"Let's go."
GLOW
No, I'm staying here.
"No, I'm staying here."
GLOW
It's different. They're big, dumb boys.
"It's different. They're big, dumb boys."
GLOW
I mean, I know you're some big, famous giant, but you're an asshole,
"I mean, I know you're some big, famous giant, but you're an asshole,"
GLOW
and you wear oversize diapers for a living.
"and you wear oversize diapers for a living."
GLOW
What am I, some mouthy housewife?
"What am I, some mouthy housewife?"
GLOW
Okay, enough.
"Okay, enough."
GLOW
I'll go.
"I'll go."
GLOW
You need to learn how to sell.
"You need to learn how to sell."
GLOW
I don't need your permission. It's my life.
"I don't need your permission. It's my life."
GLOW
I brought you more ice.
"I brought you more ice."
GLOW
That guy had a hundred pounds on me. He fights for a living.
"That guy had a hundred pounds on me. He fights for a living."
GLOW
I have some concerns about my character.
"I have some concerns about my character."
GLOW
It's offensive.
"It's offensive."
GLOW
That's the genius of it.
"That's the genius of it."
GLOW
You've never had a role you've been uncomfortable in before?
"You've never had a role you've been uncomfortable in before?"
GLOW
some lines on Scarecrow and Mrs. King, and Gimme a Break.
"some lines on Scarecrow and Mrs. King, and Gimme a Break."
GLOW
What the hell are you doing here? I am not ready to talk to you.
"What the hell are you doing here? I am not ready to talk to you."
GLOW
Just get whatever you need and get out, okay?
"Just get whatever you need and get out, okay?"
GLOW
God, what is this? An acceptance speech?
"God, what is this? An acceptance speech?"
GLOW
- I have given you space. - A couch?
"- I have given you space. - A couch?"
GLOW
I pay our mortgage,
"I pay our mortgage,"
GLOW
you can file for divorce. This is my house.
"you can file for divorce. This is my house."
GLOW
can I put Randy to bed, please?
"can I put Randy to bed, please?"
GLOW
Is that dead? What is that?
"Is that dead? What is that?"
GLOW
What... What the hell is wrong with you?
"What... What the hell is wrong with you?"
GLOW
You just called me a goddamn wolf! [scoffs]
"You just called me a goddamn wolf! [scoffs]"
GLOW
When...
"When..."
GLOW
Me, neither.
"Me, neither."
GLOW
Maybe we need a system.
"Maybe we need a system."
GLOW
Yeah.
"Yeah."
GLOW
Prepare yourself to be offended, disgusted, and horrified.
"Prepare yourself to be offended, disgusted, and horrified."
GLOW
- Yeah. - [all cheer]
"- Yeah. - [all cheer]"
GLOW
- [Tammé] Uh... - Excuse me. Sorry.
"- [Tammé] Uh... - Excuse me. Sorry."
GLOW
Who are you?
"Who are you?"
GLOW
Bash say, give you poolside view.
"Bash say, give you poolside view."
GLOW
- So, you've worked with Sam before. - Yeah, twice.
"- So, you've worked with Sam before. - Yeah, twice."
GLOW
I'm Sam. I'm a filmmaker.
"I'm Sam. I'm a filmmaker."
GLOW
I would just fast-forward to the next schmuck.
"I would just fast-forward to the next schmuck."
GLOW
You know, someone who's fun, not a hypocrite...
"You know, someone who's fun, not a hypocrite..."
GLOW
Yeah. Uh...
"Yeah. Uh..."
GLOW
Well, I'd date him.
"Well, I'd date him."
GLOW
[Dawn] Good night, Keith.
"[Dawn] Good night, Keith."
GLOW
I don't know about y'all, but I learned a lot tonight.
"I don't know about y'all, but I learned a lot tonight."
GLOW
[humming]
"[humming]"
GLOW
♪ All day ♪
"♪ All day ♪"
GLOW
♪ Ah hey ma ma ma ♪
"♪ Ah hey ma ma ma ♪"
GLOW
- [Bash] Hey. - [Debbie] Hi.
"- [Bash] Hey. - [Debbie] Hi."
GLOW
[Sam sighs]
"[Sam sighs]"
GLOW
- We went to Palm Springs. - Well,
"- We went to Palm Springs. - Well,"
GLOW
physically, but mentally, we went on a magic carpet ride.
"physically, but mentally, we went on a magic carpet ride."
GLOW
- That's cute. - Oh, do you need a hand?
"- That's cute. - Oh, do you need a hand?"
GLOW
- [Debbie] Oh. - [Sam mutters]
"- [Debbie] Oh. - [Sam mutters]"
GLOW
You know, I got it. I'm fine.
"You know, I got it. I'm fine."
GLOW
- Yeah? All right. - Yeah.
"- Yeah? All right. - Yeah."
GLOW
Good. That's why I didn't wanna ask. I didn't wanna offend you, you know?
"Good. That's why I didn't wanna ask. I didn't wanna offend you, you know?"
GLOW
- "I am woman, hear me roar," right? - [Debbie chuckles] Yeah.
"- "I am woman, hear me roar," right? - [Debbie chuckles] Yeah."
GLOW
Yeah. Whoo!
"Yeah. Whoo!"
GLOW
[door closes]
"[door closes]"
GLOW
with this guy for 48 hours.
"with this guy for 48 hours."
GLOW
- Separate rooms, for the record. - Point is we escaped to a private villa,
"- Separate rooms, for the record. - Point is we escaped to a private villa,"
GLOW
we did a ton of blow, and we figured out everything.
"we did a ton of blow, and we figured out everything."
GLOW
Not everything, but a lot.
"Not everything, but a lot."
GLOW
[exhales sharply]
"[exhales sharply]"
GLOW
[Melrose] Oh!
"[Melrose] Oh!"
GLOW
- What? - In Palm Springs?
"- What? - In Palm Springs?"
GLOW
Here. The Valley.
"Here. The Valley."
GLOW
Look, we learned a valuable lesson over the weekend.
"Look, we learned a valuable lesson over the weekend."
GLOW
makes you way more fucking productive and helps you focus.
"makes you way more fucking productive and helps you focus."
GLOW
- Like Olympic Village? - Sure.
"- Like Olympic Village? - Sure."
GLOW
Or rehab. Probably more like rehab.
"Or rehab. Probably more like rehab."
GLOW
So we're talking free housing, free cable,
"So we're talking free housing, free cable,"
GLOW
free commute, 'cause it's close to here...
"free commute, 'cause it's close to here..."
GLOW
- But in, like, Van Nuys. - [Bash] Yeah!
"- But in, like, Van Nuys. - [Bash] Yeah!"
GLOW