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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"like a spider or a counselor."
American Dad! (2005)
"Just let me tend to my posies!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I find role-playing helps me cope with the soul-crushing boredom around this place."
American Dad! (2005)
"- May I proceed? - Uh, okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"All the camps are full, so we,ll just make our own in the backyard."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, lalsohada collapsible cup."
American Dad! (2005)
"Although here they probably celebrate Martin Luther King Day."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, come on. Why does it always have to be a racial thing with you blacks?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I can take you to him. - Thank you. What's your name?"
American Dad! (2005)
",Cause I,ve got some incredibly racist buckteeth in my pocket."
American Dad! (2005)
"Art opening? Hell, I,ll go."
American Dad! (2005)
"Um- Oh, how about a professor's wife?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Welcome to Camp "Refoogee...."
American Dad! (2005)
"A few weeks?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Steak, medium. A little pink in the middle."
American Dad! (2005)
"Pinker than that."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, remember, I,m Professor Jordan Edelstein."
American Dad! (2005)
"But then my book started selling, and they changed that tune right quick."
American Dad! (2005)
"Besides, I freaking, hate economics."
American Dad! (2005)
"God, you sound just like your mother."
American Dad! (2005)
"You,re just slightly better at this than I expected."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well done, Skittles!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Get up, Steve!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I was the first one to rhyme "Ooh, ungawa... with "powa...."
American Dad! (2005)
"because this place is never gonna be a real summer camp."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Malaria pills? - Better."
American Dad! (2005)
"E! Entertainment? This sucks. I wanna go home."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mm-hmm. Our old rivals."
American Dad! (2005)
"That was the kid from Meatballs. Thank you."
American Dad! (2005)
"then sends,em your way for bandaging."
American Dad! (2005)
"Great! Let's have,em over for shabbas."
American Dad! (2005)
"Alright. Camp Refoogee..."
American Dad! (2005)
"With it you,ll always have the heart of Africa."
American Dad! (2005)
"Open your mouth, lead with the tongue"
American Dad! (2005)
"That's how I kissed Amy Bennett at camp."
American Dad! (2005)
"Aw, I bet that little girl they stole could,ve told me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dad, these are your campers. They,re rallying around you."
American Dad! (2005)
"You,re right, Steve. We,ve gotta get your girl."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I accept the challenge. - If we win..."
American Dad! (2005)
"You,re on."
American Dad! (2005)
"Now, that lamp there we bought back in,89."
American Dad! (2005)
"I remember the year,cause Amanda and I had just seen Old Gringo.."
American Dad! (2005)
"and I wanted something heavy to bash my head in."
American Dad! (2005)
"I told you, I don't study economics. I,m a political scientist."
American Dad! (2005)
"Candy."
American Dad! (2005)
"- before you went to rehab. - I never went to rehab."
American Dad! (2005)
"He had a yacht... and a backbone."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Amanda wears a hairpiece. - What?"
American Dad! (2005)
"and everyone in the Midwest through the rest ofthe,90s, "Don't go there...."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait! Wait!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I,m proud of you, Son. All of Camp Refoogee is behind you."
American Dad! (2005)
"So keep your hand on your wallet. I,m sorry. I,m sorry."
American Dad! (2005)
"I- I can't help myself. I,m terrible."
American Dad! (2005)
"With this you'll always have the heart of Africa."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Never mind. - Way to go, champ!"
American Dad! (2005)
"But I-I won the race for you."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Is it over? - Yes."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, you left the gate open, and she sank like a stone."
American Dad! (2005)
"How would you know? You got your camp love."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Actually, I didn't. - What?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow. I guess I ended up having your camp experience after all."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, Steve, you know the good thing about first love?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's the first of many."
American Dad! (2005)
"So how,d you get over Amy?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's gonna be okay, Dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Don'tyou dare patronize me! Amy! Amy!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't wanna live!"
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"Shame on you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"All right, dude. Take it easy."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, we,ll never forget these guys."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hot Rod, Skittles, Brooklyn Pete..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Four, three, two, one!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Steve, please look at these camp brochures."
American Dad! (2005)
"But Camp Pocanda's got a lake."
American Dad! (2005)
"Steve! Come with me if you wanna live!"
American Dad! (2005)
"The sweet smell of summer."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, you should plant some of those, uh-"
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't know what you call them here- Hitler melons."
American Dad! (2005)
"Good news. I found a camp that still has an opening."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's hot, and there's always something crawling in your sleeping bag..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan, he doesn't wanna go to camp."
American Dad! (2005)
"I spent my summers at camp, and I had the time of my life."
American Dad! (2005)
"I want him to have that same experience."
American Dad! (2005)
"And, besides, gardening's gay."
American Dad! (2005)
"I,m sick of your lies about Coburn!"
American Dad! (2005)
"These are mean streets we live on. Streetssoakedwithblood"
American Dad! (2005)
"Roger, what areyou talking about?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, it's my new hard-boiled P.I. character."
American Dad! (2005)
"Shutyour hole, crazy broad. I had to call that poor dead girl's parents."
American Dad! (2005)
"Doyou have any idea what that's like? Doyou?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And scene."
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"It,ll be like Meatballs. I,ll be Bill Murray and you,ll be that kid that no one remembers."
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"What the hell is his name?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry. All our tents have been donated. We,re shipping them offto some camp."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Well, it's pretty overcrowded. - My son doesn't take up much space."
American Dad! (2005)
"And neither does my good friend Ben Franklin."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, he fits in yourjeans real nice. Don'tyou, Ben?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You get to swim in the lake, drink bugjuice..."
American Dad! (2005)
"ring the bell ifyou win the camp Olympics."
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"Oh, and then there's camp love."
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"It's such an intense experience..."
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"like winning the Grammy for Best R&B Performance, Duo or Group."
American Dad! (2005)
"So it's settled. Be sure to write."
American Dad! (2005)
"How could you send Steve off to some camp you know nothing about?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I,m not an idiot, Francine. I have a receipt and a tracking number."
American Dad! (2005)
"He's with some tents. It's fine."
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"Look, it's a legitimate place. It's called "Camp Refoogee...."
American Dad! (2005)
"It doesn't say "Refoogee.... It says "Refugee...."
American Dad! (2005)
"You sent our son to a refugee camp?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Has anybody seen a Care Bears towel?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It-It had Luck Bear on the front."
American Dad! (2005)
"Just so we,re clear, you will not return home from Africa without my son."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, Bono. Settle down."
American Dad! (2005)
"I have to say, not that bad."
American Dad! (2005)
"There's sun, sand. It's like Arizona."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, the U.N. is here. I,m gonna go ask them how I can help."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hello. Stan Smith, American, 32-inch vertical leap."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I,m looking for my son. - You must mean the white boy"
American Dad! (2005)
"What? Too broad or not broad enough?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, Roger, I,m just feeling lonely without Steve."
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