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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"We were supposed to go to an art opening tomorrow."
American Dad! (2005)
"I got this college professor character I,ve been dying, to try out."
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"- Hey, you should do a character too. - I don't know."
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"Now, who you gonna be? And it's crucial that it be organic to my professor character."
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"Eh, I don't really care. You owe me 32.50."
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"- This is a spilled can of motor oil. - No substitution!"
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"Steve! Steve!"
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"Dad, get me out of here."
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"Stupid camp? No. No, camp is good."
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"If only I could make you see."
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"- We,re staying in Africa. - What?"
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"We,ve got tents, a river, campers- everything we need is here."
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"People, listen up. I,ve got great news."
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"We,re turning this hot, dusty wasteland into what it should,ve been all along:"
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"a summer camp."
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"I,m gonna need checks from all your parents."
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"I, for one, am going to spend my short time here outside helping those poor people."
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"Dad, what's going on?"
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"We,re staying for a few weeks and turning this place into a summer camp."
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"My key stats: I.Q 140, nearsighted..."
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"and I once spent a sexually experimental weekend with Allen Ginsberg."
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"And I,m Amanda Lane. I didn't take your name."
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"That's fine, ,cause you converted for me."
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"Your parents weren't too happy about you marrying a Hebrew."
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"I was thinking we,ve been married about 17 years."
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"Political science? You should be an economics professor."
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"What? No, I make my own back story."
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"Fine. Ifyou wanna waste your life with political science, go ahead."
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"That horseshoe pit's really coming along there- What's his name?"
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"Rassan Bikila Mossi."
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"Didn't copyright it. Lost millions."
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"Dad, no matter what you do, I,ll never have your camp experience..."
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"Right on time."
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"lorderedanairdrop from the CIA. We'rein desperate need of supplies."
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"- Uncle Stan, is it freshwater? - Better."
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"- It looks like fruit. - Are they Hitler melons?"
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"No. What? No, they,re tether balls. Oh, and look at this."
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"Makeva!Dinner!"
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"- Pound it. - Dad, I-"
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"Pound it! This is the real thing, Steve."
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"I still remember my first camp love, Tommy Bennett."
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"No. No, Amy Bennett. Why would I say Tommy?"
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"Anyway, I,ve never felt that way before and I haven't since."
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"Just three words of advice: Hall & Oates. Chicks dig,em."
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"Okay, campers, time for the swim tests, so just jump right in."
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"We never go in the water. It is too close to the Bawango rebel camp."
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"Ah, yes. The rich kids, camp."
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"Be cautious. They are a fierce people who refuse to make peace."
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"Their leader, Ozomatli, is a cruel man."
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"Oh, boy, I,m not feeling so good. I,m sweaty, queasy."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Apologies, General Ozomatli. That is my kaleidoscope."
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"I,m Amanda, and this is my husband,Jordan."
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"That's gotta be good for business. She trips,em on the playground..."
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"They,re onto us, Cand."
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"Well, it was nice meeting you two."
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"That was so fun. I wish it didn't have to end."
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"Well, I don't know who this Stan yutz is..."
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"Shh! keep yuor voice down. We,re at the club."
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"we got a special request dedication from Skittles to Little Oprah."
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"I don't want your camp experience, okay?"
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"I was making my own experience, and you ruined it. Makeva!"
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"Oh, that seems a bit excessive."
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"Hey, take the panties, leave the girl!"
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"Dad, they just kidnapped Makeva!"
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"All right, I understand "kidnapped... but what is "Makeva...?"
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"No!"
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"And I salute you."
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"Dad, you have to help me get Makeva back."
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"But I don't know what to do."
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""I don't know what to do.... You can act like a man!"
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"There's no hitting at Camp Refoogee."
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"Look, the Bawango rebels ruined our camp and took one of your campers."
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"Areyou gonna let them get away with that?"
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"Don't move, Steve. Just give,em your credit card and we,ll cancel it when we get home."
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"Oh, yes, right. Right. Thanks, fellas."
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"- Camp Olympics? - That's right. We challenge you."
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"and the beautiful E! Entertainment Television T-shirts."
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"Hmm."
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"- Dad! - Fine, fine."
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"You have a story for everything, even the wallpaper."
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"- Where did you say it was from? - Egypt."
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"We were there while Jordan was doing research for his economics dissertation."
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"That's right. Oh, well, too late now."
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"I said economics. It's been established."
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"Uh, how much you weigh, Candy? A hundred, we figure. Maybe 105?"
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"I guess about that."
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"Mm-hmm. Pretty fit, tight."
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"- My wife used to look like you. - Let's not get nasty, Professor."
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"I,m just saying to the attractive girl that you used to look good..."
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"Let the games begin!"
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"The fourth guy I should,ve married instead of Jordan..."
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"You,re boring our guests with your pathetic rants, dear."
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"Make me another drink,Jordan."
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"He justifies his existence by mixing a passable cocktail."
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"Yes, love. Whatever love wants."
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"Oh, yeah. Worst case of female pattern baldness the doctor's ever seen."
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"Well, maybe ifyou,d studied medicine rather than economics, you,d be able to help me."
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"In the words of every sitcom character in the early,90s..."
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"Come on, Professor."
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"Tell the kids about all the economics conventions you attend..."
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"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda."
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"- Jordan, no! - Real, real tragedy."
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"We were at Lake Geneva. I was receiving an award for my work in-"
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"What was it, dear? Economics!"
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"I wanted to have another child, but her uterus was polluted from all the syphilis."
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"I wanna run, Dad. It's my girl, my race."
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"Stevie, bombaye!"
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"Guys, there's a lion. Guys? Lion."
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"Oh! Here comes your girl. Get ready for your victory kiss."
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"Don't think of Tommy Bennett."
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"I,m sorry, Steve, but I,m kind ofa crazy chick."
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"Doyou think maybe the baby couldn't have drowned in the pool?"
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"You have to live with that for the rest of your life."
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"Hey, champ. Camp love can be tough, huh?"
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"I loved Amy Bennett, but the part I didn't tell you was..."
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"she didn't love me back."
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"Yeah, I guess you did."
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"Why, Amy? Why don'tyou love me?"
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"Thank God we,re going home."
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