Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Power of the Crimp (S03E03)

"Raconteur? Your stories are embarrassing."
The Mighty Boosh
"how you went to school and went home with the pencil case of the boy sitting next to you."
The Mighty Boosh
"Because we had the same pencil cases, he'd put his pencils in my pencil case."
The Mighty Boosh
"I don't even understand that story. It's not even funny."
The Mighty Boosh
"It's not meant to be. It has resonances beyond humour. It's bulletproof."
The Mighty Boosh
"Hello, Vince."
The Mighty Boosh
"Um... You like presents, don't you, Vince? Yeah? Just so happens I've got you one."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Wow! - Came from Papua New Guinea."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Wow! - Never been seen by human eyes before."
The Mighty Boosh
"- What about the guy who made it? - Blind."
The Mighty Boosh
"Lance. Yeah. Meant to pop by earlier, only a frog stole my shoes."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Vince around? - I don't know where he is. I'm not his wife."
The Mighty Boosh
"Word on the street is you are his wife."
The Mighty Boosh
"Cook his food, straighten his hair, bake him little cakes."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Can I help you? - Actually, I've come to see you."
The Mighty Boosh
"Test out some looks and some lyrics."
The Mighty Boosh
"So who's laughing now?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, it's no secret. You're going somewhere."
The Mighty Boosh
"You fancy laying down some phat beats over my new shapes?"
The Mighty Boosh
"I've got a few things to do. I've got to get a new coat, actually, from, uh... Topshop."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Bye. - Pop in any time."
The Mighty Boosh
"What are you doing? I heard that."
The Mighty Boosh
"- I don't believe this. - Yeah."
The Mighty Boosh
"and he had the light, sunny, simpleton feel."
The Mighty Boosh
"Together we made one whole person together."
The Mighty Boosh
"But that's our angle!"
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, but you're doing the broken, depressed thing now, so I'm not so sure."
The Mighty Boosh
"- What? - He's trying to be me."
The Mighty Boosh
"He's talking like me, walking like me - and I'm always with you."
The Mighty Boosh
"- So? - You're my accessory, like a belt or a bag."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Thank you! - I didn't mean it like that."
The Mighty Boosh
"All he needs now is a tall, Northern, jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, well, don't worry. I'm not going to take him up on his ofer."
The Mighty Boosh
"I don't need him. I've already got a shallow mate who dresses like a futuristic prostitute."
The Mighty Boosh
"I know, but I still feel a bit annoyed. He's doing my head in."
The Mighty Boosh
"You know what I always say?"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ It's what's inside that counts, my friend"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ It's not the peel, it's the orange"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ It's not the crust, it's the filling"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ So if you're feeling blue"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ You don't automatically have to sue"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ The world is big enough for two"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ It's not the jacket, it's the tailor"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Oooh-oooh"
The Mighty Boosh
"All right. Uh-oh."
The Mighty Boosh
"Don't rise to it. Keep cool, calm and collected, like me, OK?"
The Mighty Boosh
"Hi, Lance. I've considered the ofer. I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you down."
The Mighty Boosh
"Hey, there. Harold Boom at your service, sir."
The Mighty Boosh
"- I'll come at you! You don't come at me! - Yeah! Howard comes at people, not you!"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Shut it, small hair. - Small hair?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Not heard of Root Boost? - I'm sponsored by Root Boost!"
The Mighty Boosh
"We do the big eyes, small eyes."
The Mighty Boosh
"- What do you call these, then? - You think they're small?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Yes, I do, sir. - I could fit mine twice in yours, sir."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Care to prove that, sir? - Want a squint-of?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Yes, sir! - Let's go."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Is that as small as you can go? - I can go smaller. Do you want face tilt?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Yeah. - How many fingers?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- Three? - I rest my case."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Isn't it? - No. Just had it copyrighted."
The Mighty Boosh
"- See you in face court. - I got the best face lawyer."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Who? - Marcus Hofman."
The Mighty Boosh
"Hey, hey. Pipe down, little fella. It's not going to get to face court, is it?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- I'll take you to the cleaners tomorrow. - What?"
The Mighty Boosh
"- You can't just do everything we do. - We can. And we can do it better."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Really? - Yeah."
The Mighty Boosh
"Can you really? Can you? Oh, well, can you do this?"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, I did a twisty"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, a tiny twisty"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Twist 'em up, twist 'em down"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Dancing to the music of the pipe, the pipe, the pipe, the pipe of life"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Ah-ee, ah-ee, ah-ee, ay"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Carama, sharama, cinema in the night"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Such a good thing Don't forget to bring popcorn"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Tony and his paper castle"
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah... You can keep that stuf."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Yeah, absorb it. - Crimp virgins."
The Mighty Boosh
"- See you later. - See ya."
The Mighty Boosh
"- The audacity! - A pair of berks."
The Mighty Boosh
"- All right? - Hi there."
The Mighty Boosh
"Well, that was embarrassing."
The Mighty Boosh
"You know why? You dragged me into a crimp."
The Mighty Boosh
"Well, I'm sorry. Yeah. What can I say?"
The Mighty Boosh
"They're not for members of the public. They're for me and you on our own at night."
The Mighty Boosh
"You should be ashamed."
The Mighty Boosh
"- Oh? - You look like a trout with a fringe."
The Mighty Boosh
"What's the matter? You're supposed to be running the shop."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah!"
The Mighty Boosh
"Lance Dior is what the matter is."
The Mighty Boosh
"- That's a good look. - That's our look!"
The Mighty Boosh
"They're ripping us of."
The Mighty Boosh
"True originality always wins in the end. Get over it."
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ It's what's inside that counts, my friend"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ It's not the peel, it's the 'nana..."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, I've done that."
The Mighty Boosh
"Calm down, all right? Listen to some words of wisdom from Naboo."
The Mighty Boosh
"I've done a landing."
The Mighty Boosh
"One day, the peacock was fast asleep"
The Mighty Boosh
"and the magpie shaved the peacock with some clippers"
The Mighty Boosh
"and glued the feathers onto himself with Pritt Stick."
The Mighty Boosh
"Oh! My beautiful coat!"
The Mighty Boosh
"The magpie moved to the city in his new feathered outfit"
The Mighty Boosh
"and quickly became the toast of Camden."
The Mighty Boosh
"All right, girls? Check me out. I'm a multicoloured sex machine."
The Mighty Boosh
"He got a model girlfriend, a sports car and his own chat show."
The Mighty Boosh
"When the peacock saw the magpie interviewing Kirk Douglas..."
The Mighty Boosh
"...he became very depressed."
The Mighty Boosh
"But he worked hard and eventually he got his own show."
The Mighty Boosh
"Good idea. TV!"
The Mighty Boosh
"The peacock could take no more and put himself in a cannon,"
The Mighty Boosh
"firing himself into Duncan Goodhew's back."
The Mighty Boosh
"The incident was front-page news and the peacock became world famous,"
The Mighty Boosh
"- No, I don't. - Exactly. But Peacock Dreams, yeah?"
The Mighty Boosh
"What was the theme tune?"
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Dah, dah, dah, Peacock Dreams"
The Mighty Boosh
"Come on, let's get the box set."
The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, thanks a lot for that."
The Mighty Boosh
"♪ Peacock Dreams"
The Mighty Boosh
"- What can we do? It's our gig. - I thought you were in with The Velvet Onion."
The Mighty Boosh
"- So did I. - Go and talk to them."
The Mighty Boosh
Show more clips