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Clips from The Mighty Boosh - The Power of the Crimp (S03E03)

"- Right. Go to it, sir. - I will."
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"Shut up, Gary."
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"♪ Where does it stop?"
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"♪ You got the body, now you want my soul"
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"♪ Don't even think about it, say "No go""
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"♪ I'll do anything that you want me to do"
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"♪ Yeah, I'll..."
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"♪ I'll do almost anything that you want me too, yeah"
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"♪ But I can't go for that"
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"I thought we were playing the gig tomorrow night."
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"Oh, Vince. My dear, sweet, naive little prince of a blue boy."
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"I run a business, and the numbers just don't add up."
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"Let me explain. This is the number 2, OK? He runs a cofee shop."
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"And this is the number 9. The 9 is a customer, right?"
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"One day, 9 goes in and 2 goes:"
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""I don't have a cofee house no more. I have a knife-fighting academy.""
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"And number 9 goes, "I want cofee.""
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"And 9 goes, "I can't! I gotta get out of here!""
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"And 2 goes, "I've locked the door!""
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"- What does that mean? - I can't put you on the bill."
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"This is ridiculous. Can I borrow your phone?"
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"Vince, my mom thinks I'm a POW trapped in Vietnam."
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"What'll you do for me?"
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"Hello, Mom? Yeah. No, I'm fine, yeah."
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"I know it was a bundle of sticks but I don't have much to work with."
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"Oh! Argh!"
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"♪ Electronic castaway"
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"♪ Future sailors"
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"- Yes, sir. - Three bags full, sir."
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"Stop this. What do you mean, "way of the mark"?"
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"- No, I've been living upstairs. - Fair do's."
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"Listen, got a little tip for you guys. The future's dead. Retro's the new thing."
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"Everyone's looking back. Get with the programme."
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"Really? How far back? '70s? '60s?"
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"Work it out yourselves. You're the trendsetters."
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"- That's our slot! - Was."
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"They can't tell us what we are."
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"They can't blow us of course. We've got compasses."
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"- And they're neon. - Yeah!"
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"Two, three, four..."
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"♪ Future sailors"
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"♪ Robot starfish"
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"♪ Cylon admiral"
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"What are we going to do? We need something innovative."
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"- Maybe I should have a think about it. - Just do it."
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"Huh? Voodoo tennis player. Come on. Hm?"
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"Um... maybe."
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"I think you may have gone insane, Vince."
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"Bollywood lollipop man, huh?"
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"Bollipop man."
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"Ow. That is not good."
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"I don't believe this."
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"It's all Lance Dior's fault. I've got fashion block. He's really rocked my confidence."
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"- Really? - Retro's all about looking back into the past."
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"♪ Bring it down now"
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"♪ Smash it up now"
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"♪ We are running backwards"
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"♪ Taking retro to its logical conclusion"
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"But now here's an act that's going to save the day."
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"The Flighty Zeus!"
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"♪ Digital deck hands"
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"♪ Nautical nano beings"
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"♪ We're future sailors"
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"- What have you got on? - I'm leaving Shoreditch."
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"Don't give in. I've never seen you like this. I've been thinking."
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"All we need to do is find something that only we do, something that no one else does."
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"- Howard, it's over. - What's the matter?"
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"That's your problem. It's your friends."
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"People like Lester Corncrake here."
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"How are you doing? You all right?"
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"- I'm going to miss this place. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, we had some crazy times here. - Remember that time we did that jigsaw?"
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"♪ Puzzle piece, puzzle pie, find the piece of missing sky"
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"♪ Put it in the wrong place, jam it in the bear's face"
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"♪ The jigsaw times"
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"- Let's do one of those funny songs. - Crimping?"
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"- Yeah. Why not? - That's a bit crazy."
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"- I don't know. - At some point, no one had done jazz before."
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"and played those first few chords, people must have thought he was mental!"
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"It was before then, but I know what you're saying."
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"- You're saying we should crimp. - In sync."
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"♪ Such a good thing, don't forget to bring popcorn"
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"- It's the new thing. - I want to crimp."
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"Wow! They've invented a new genre!"
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"Without our buddies, we wouldn't have invented crimp,"
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"so please welcome Canoo and Umbrollo."
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"This is bullshit. His turban's not even on straight."
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"We've been crimping for years -"
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"He did, but I studied fashion at Saint Martins. Still, you can't do this!"
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"- Prove it! - We don't believe you!"
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"- We'll crimp you sensible. - We'll crimp you into next week."
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"- We'll crimp you back to '82. - We'll blast you with our crimp pump."
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"That's big talk. Sounds like a challenge."
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"Perhaps it is a challenge, sir."
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"Y... Yes."
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"Holy shit sauce!"
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"♪ Don't get caught in his web"
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"♪ Sweeping up, sweeping down, sweeping all around town"
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"♪ Here come Mr. Broom Broom, ooh, ooh"
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"♪ Pork pie, shiny eye, the champagne paedo"
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"♪ Chapati, chapati, chapati, basmati"
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"♪ Chapati, chapati, chapati, basmati..."
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"That was incredible. We're finished."
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"That was of the scale. We can't beat that."
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"Maybe there is a way. A four-way crimp."
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"- No, it's impossible. - It can't be done."
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"- Maybe it can. - Four minds working as one."
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"♪ Crimpety crimpety, now now"
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"♪ Crimpety crimpety, humble pie"
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"♪ Crimpety crimpety"
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"♪ Sugar man, light source, why did you come to me?"
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"♪ Ba ba-da ba ba ba bam"
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"♪ Tube mouse, I love you so"
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"♪ Put you in my jacket pocket, put you in my jacket pocket"
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"♪ Put you in my jacket, put you in my jacket"
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"♪ Crimpety crimpety, now now"
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"♪ Crimpety crimpety, ask me how"
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"♪ Boing, ding, bonk bonk, ting"
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"- Oh, yeah. - We are going places."
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"Yeah. Where exactly can you go with crimping?"
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