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Clips from American Dad! - Shallow Vows (S05E05)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Klaus, I brought you a present from the C. I.A. lab."
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"[Woman] # At last #"
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"- [Needle Scratches Record] - No, it's just a regular fish."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Pump it up! Pump it up! Pump it up!"
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"You've been getting that Frannie fanny..."
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"Have a magical ceremony to renew your vows."
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"Right, Stan?"
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"Everything you need for last-minute snafus."
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"I wanted to discuss the gift you're buying your parents for their anniversary."
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""Forever yours, S." They'll know."
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"I went a little Ike Turner."
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"I don't want you bruised for the photos. That's how good I am."
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"After your reception, when you and Stan drove away in the limo..."
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"Honey, please. He's a musicologist. He sees it every day."
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"Here's the number of my tailor. He can let your wedding dress out."
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"he ran to me, picked me up and swung me around..."
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"But now I realize he only loved me for my looks."
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"What? He was joking! Stan, tell her."
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"Then we'll re-create your reunion at the wedding."
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"along with the musicologist touching you in the bath."
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"- He'll see you in two weeks just like before. - [Kisses]"
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"You, idiot boy, put some stones on the bridal runner so the breeze won't take it."
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"- [Crunch] - [Gasps]"
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"[Man] Here comes the bride!"
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"Good as new. Don't go into shock. Today's not about you."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Ah, you boys keep me young."
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"while power-lifting the couch to tone the fanny you love so much."
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"- [Ripping] - [Screaming, Groaning]"
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"Stan, we've been married for 20 years..."
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"Stan, remember. The first rule of any wedding is the bride is always beautiful."
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"I'm telling you, scrub that thing clean. If you think you're being too cautious, you're not."
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"It's starting to bum me out."
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"Only this time you'll be the one with the mustache."
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"[Sighs]"
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"before the stench makes me vomit."
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"- There it is. - [Breathing]"
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"is a very strange place for a date."
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"[Francine Moaning]"
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"I knew you could get past my looks."
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"That's it, Stan! We're through!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"- [Squawk] - Looks like one got out."
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"Is she fine? 'Cause I'll give a fine bitch a call."
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"Well, you better do something quick..."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"[Snickering, Laughing]"
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"Look, I know I've been acting like an ass, but I'm committed to this."
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"[Gasps] Oh, I'll go get a towel."
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"- That's better. - Stan, what is going on with you?"
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"- I'll be like Joan Cusack's husband. - [Sobbing]"
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"she said, " Look into my eyes, Francine, and you'll never be alone.""
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"And now I can't even look my own husband in the eyes."
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"I guess I'd never truly tasted your cooking before."
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"I'm just so in tune with your body."
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"Ow! That's my head!"
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"Oh, Stan. Of course I will."
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"It's last minute, but I can get us the Willow Room."
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"Ooh! The muses have taken him!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"[Groans] My scar's burning."
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"They don't even smell that bad. This one does, but usually they don't."
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"- Work? - I'm a blind bastard, Francine."
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"You could wrap flowers in a supermarket, manage a Jo-Ann Fabrics."
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"I smell chicken fingers, so I know you're in the room."
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"I'm here."
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"I can't believe you didn't show."
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"You know why I didn't show?"
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"Okay, we blew the budget on the first two ceremonies."
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"and bought the leftover Thanksgiving decorations from the half-price bin."
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"We only have the place for another half hour."
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"Anybody?"
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"but the water soaked through the bag."
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"That maniac Valik will never find us here."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"A fish with a human brain just like me?"
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"They took its retinas out..."
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"for an eye-scanning experiment."
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"I brought the little blind guy home to keep you company."
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"Well, enjoy."
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"Hey there, beautiful."
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"Bring that body over here."
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"Stan! My fanny!"
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"Give me some of that Frannie fanny!"
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"Give me some of that Frannie fanny!"
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"Give me some of that Frannie fanny!"
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"- Give me- - All right, enough of that."
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"It's clearly all chorus and I won't be a part of it."
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"for almost 20 years."
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"- What now? - You do remember..."
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"our 20th wedding anniversary's coming up, right?"
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"- Roger, that's a terrible- - [Kissing]"
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"Oh, Stan. You always take such good care of me."
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"Yup. I remember when Stan came to me months ago..."
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"and asked me to plan the whole thing."
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"- Yes. - Great."
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"Just cut me that check for $6,800..."
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"the budget we agreed upon- and I'll get started."
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"$6,800?"
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"Oh, Stan, I'm so lucky..."
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"to be married to such a good provider."
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"Just make it out to Jeannie Gold Weddings."
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"Jeannie Gold, wedding planner."
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"This is my emergency wedding kit."
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"Fake hymens for those not-so-well-behaved Middle Eastern brides."
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"These beauties are packed full of ox blood."
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"Trust me, that bedroom will look like the set of a Wes Craven movie the next morning."
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"- I'm just gonna get them a card. - Sign my name to it."
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"You'll do better than a card! It's their 20th! China is the traditional gift."
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"- Leave us alone, Roger. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Caught you on the side of the head so you can cover it with your hair."
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"Now find a meaningful gift! Disappoint me and next time you'll be dealing with Valik!"
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"- Who? - Listen to Jeannie, or I cut you!"
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"Two weeks from today, Francine, you will be here walking down the aisle."
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