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Clips from NewsRadio - Review (S03E03)

"Okay, look."
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"Being called adequate is like getting C-minuses"
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"in grade school, and I'm not used to getting C-minuses."
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"No. I got straight C-minuses, but I never got used to it!"
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"Well, why didn't you admit that it hurt?"
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"I tried to talk to you about it yesterday, but you were behind"
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"closed doors with your little doll friend."
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"Everything else about this station is reliable"
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"It's a big Clydesdale pulling a big beer wagon"
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"through the state fair with a bunch of drunk yahoos"
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"You miss Wisconsin, don't you?"
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"I just didn't want Mr. James to know"
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"JIMMY: Oh, jeez, for cryin' out loud, fellas!"
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"Me too!"
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"Why not? I own the damn magazine."
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"Isn't that a conflict of interest?"
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"No!"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"I'm puttin' her on the cover next year."
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"Nothin' doin'."
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"Not unless I can do my "Dilbert" story."
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"All right, um... Come on up."
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"Well, Matthew, do you know who this is?"
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"No."
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"Hi, Matthew. Scott Adams."
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"Oh, my God! The Scott Adams?"
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"The one and only. Yes, oh, um,"
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"Dilbert would never quit a job in a place"
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"Oh, come on, Matthew."
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"Do it for Dilbert."
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"Oh, well, this is not really Scott Adams."
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"Uh, Doug, I'd like you to meet Catherine Duke."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, that was great, Doug, that was great."
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"Did you want anything else, Dave?"
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"before Matthew comes back and tries to get you"
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"Good day, sir!"
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"Coffee, Dave?"
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Oh, my God, hi. It's for me, Dave."
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"DAVE: What?"
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"BETH: Uh-huh."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"What'll it be?"
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"Funny. Yes, I know, now--"
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"Just coffee."
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"The alpha and the omega has arrived."
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"so I-I'm understandably anxious to, you know--"
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"I've ever been asked."
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"I-I haven't had a chance to read it yet, Catherine."
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"Matthew, what are you doing?"
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"Millions of people have already discovered"
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"And he's cute. He's this little white dog."
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"Very reliable. Yep."
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"It's one thing, of course, to know you're adequate,"
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"Lisa?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Really, I am just going to give him a little bit"
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"of constructive criticism and--"
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"You suck!"
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"And you are the mean boss."
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"And Lisa is-- Is, uh, Dogbert or something, I don't know."
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"until you read at least one--"
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"When you and Dave are done with your meeting"
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"Okay, I'm gonna take a walk. All right?"
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"And, Joe, do not pick that lock for him."
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"And don't dismantle my window."
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"Dave, Dave, is that-- Is that a Dilbert doll?"
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"Yeah. Take me up."
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"So I thought I'd walk by the, uh--"
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"on your office to force you to read and learn."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"I said, good day, sir!"
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"What if I called you a workhorse in the sack?"
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"The only orders I'm gonna take from you anymore"
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"Do-- Do you want anything? 'Cause we're very,"
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"and that'll be the end of it?"
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"Dave, why don't you just go right now."
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"Hey, Bill, everything going adequately?"
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"I'm virtually bursting with "adequatulence.""
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"I don't know, I guess next time I write a review,"
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"we are all here to ask you to come back to work."
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"Oh, I didn't realize I was humbling myself."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Dave here told me a little about the situation,"
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"Mm-hm."
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"You should get out of here."
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"...in such a stifling work environment!"
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"Uh, you don't want that one, Dave."
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"Hey, look it. Look it."
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"Have you seen this?"
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"It's here!"
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"Okay, then at home he has this dog"
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"the answer will remain: no."
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"Not a word."
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"where people loved him and cared about him and--"
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"It is the New York Radio Guide."
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"What're you gonna do about this, huh?"
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"I know, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Are you sure this is how they did it in the movie?"
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"No, but I am parking my gum there."
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"Why?"
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"Can you tell me who drew that?"
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"I-I'll sit over here."
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"I ought to use a thesaurus, huh?"
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"always one step ahead of the trends and--"
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"Well, I guess I'd have to say, "Glad to be of service, baby.""
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"No, you should probably get out of here"
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"in the radio business or anything."
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"ripping the head off the Dilbert doll?"
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"Just come back to work."
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"You know what a workhorse is?"
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"Well, I read the review."
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"DAVE: Good morning."
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"Excuse me. I've been a little busy here."
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"You know, some of us have jobs to get to."
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"The point, though, David..."
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"have shined their rays of adulation upon me once again."
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"I can't believe that worked."
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"Yes. It is. Oh."
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