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Clips from NewsRadio - Review (S03E03)

of New York radio.

"of New York radio."

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Oh, you know? You know what helped?

"Oh, you know? You know what helped?"

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Thank you, Dave.

"Thank you, Dave."

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Oh, why do you want to know?

"Oh, why do you want to know?"

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Well, Matthew, you know, if-- If it will help

"Well, Matthew, you know, if-- If it will help"

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Uh-huh? ...uh, then I know--

"Uh-huh? ...uh, then I know--"

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Sliced bread.

"Sliced bread."

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After all, adequacy is the hallmark of great journalism.

"After all, adequacy is the hallmark of great journalism."

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Adequate. Yeah.

"Adequate. Yeah."

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It-- It says that we are a workhorse.

"It-- It says that we are a workhorse."

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striving my whole life to be a fine, reliable workhorse.

"striving my whole life to be a fine, reliable workhorse."

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Yeah, that's somethin' I gotta see.

"Yeah, that's somethin' I gotta see."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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There will be no "Dilbert" story.

"There will be no "Dilbert" story."

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[LAUGHING] Oh, my God!

"[LAUGHING] Oh, my God!"

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And you never let me do my own stories, anyway.

"And you never let me do my own stories, anyway."

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Matthew wanted me to tell you a little something

"Matthew wanted me to tell you a little something"

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Well, Matthew, you better start explaining fast.

"Well, Matthew, you better start explaining fast."

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All right. Seriously, um...

"All right. Seriously, um..."

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and because you locked me out both-- Both literally

"and because you locked me out both-- Both literally"

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I don't think you understand. No.

"I don't think you understand. No."

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Catherine with a C is regal.

"Catherine with a C is regal."

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Oh, that was-- That was, uh-- That cartoon strip, "Dilbert."

"Oh, that was-- That was, uh-- That cartoon strip, "Dilbert.""

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Okay. All right. Thank you.

"Okay. All right. Thank you."

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Do it for Dogbert.

"Do it for Dogbert."

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What? What do you mean?

"What? What do you mean?"

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Hey, Dave.

"Hey, Dave."

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I quit!

"I quit!"

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to draw Dilbert on his chest.

"to draw Dilbert on his chest."

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Or the window, or the--

"Or the window, or the--"

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No problem.

"No problem."

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WNYX. Dave Nelson's office.

"WNYX. Dave Nelson's office."

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Aw, really?

"Aw, really?"

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Would you like to have a nice frappe mocha?

"Would you like to have a nice frappe mocha?"

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[BEEPING]

"[BEEPING]"

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[ALL CHEERING]

"[ALL CHEERING]"

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DAVE: All right. Okay.

"DAVE: All right. Okay."

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That is so--

"That is so--"

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You're kidding. No, I assure you, I'm not.

"You're kidding. No, I assure you, I'm not."

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They don't have fresh-fruit smoothies.

"They don't have fresh-fruit smoothies."

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Come on, guys.

"Come on, guys."

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Is there another copy of that somewhere?

"Is there another copy of that somewhere?"

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of your first full year at the helm.

"of your first full year at the helm."

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I'm sorry, Bill.

"I'm sorry, Bill."

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[LAUGHING]

"[LAUGHING]"

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You gotta read this one.

"You gotta read this one."

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It says that we do, um, a fine job with complex issues.

"It says that we do, um, a fine job with complex issues."

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then we could do a story on how it affects the office harmony.

"then we could do a story on how it affects the office harmony."

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All right? Yes.

"All right? Yes."

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I didn't know you were in the middle of a meeting.

"I didn't know you were in the middle of a meeting."

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Dave, finding "Dilbert" this morning

"Dave, finding "Dilbert" this morning"

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The legs and torso are in the garbage.

"The legs and torso are in the garbage."

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No feet.

"No feet."

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Oh, so, uh... So you just want me to read this, huh?

"Oh, so, uh... So you just want me to read this, huh?"

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I-I can't-- I can't do this anymore.

"I-I can't-- I can't do this anymore."

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[LAUGHING] Matthew, what are you doing here?

"[LAUGHING] Matthew, what are you doing here?"

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Matthew. Come back to the office.

"Matthew. Come back to the office."

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in his dire situation, I'm not the one that threw

"in his dire situation, I'm not the one that threw"

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I don't need a refill right now.

"I don't need a refill right now."

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with more feats of "adequataquaticism."

"with more feats of "adequataquaticism.""

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I-I know what it's like when you're an A student.

"I-I know what it's like when you're an A student."

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The creator of "Dilbert"?

"The creator of "Dilbert"?"

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Dave, aren't you gonna introduce me to Scott Adams?

"Dave, aren't you gonna introduce me to Scott Adams?"

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Don't pick the lock.

"Don't pick the lock."

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Dude, come on, man.

"Dude, come on, man."

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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

"[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]"

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What is wrong with you?

"What is wrong with you?"

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I'm taking your order.

"I'm taking your order."

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