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Clips from American Dad! - The Worst Stan (S07E07)

"Allow me to break it down for you."
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"after he beat up my previous husband."
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"After that, we had three years of wedded bliss."
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"We shared a home..."
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"...and some excellent toilet wine."
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"We follow them till we die!"
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"Ever! Forever!"
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"Get out of here, Tracy!"
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"I say "cocaine" now."
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"This is all your fault."
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"Don't worry. I'll-I'll fix this."
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"More for me to zerbert!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"This must be"
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"what Thomas Haden Church feels like all the time."
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"You are beautiful!"
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"I know!"
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"That I did not know!"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"These Cubans are hassling me!"
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"I still don't understand why I'm not riding with Lew-Lew."
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"I told you. He had some things to take care of,"
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"so he asked me to drive you to his house."
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"Drive faster. I want to get to the kitchen"
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"Ooh, which one is ours?"
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"First thing I'm gonna do"
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"You're not gonna ruin my big day."
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"That wedding is happening, damn it!"
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"Brian, it's Stan."
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"I wanted to tell you"
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"that Tracy won't be bothering us anymore."
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"But I killed you!"
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"You can't kill this love."
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"The Bangles, bi-atch, circa '87!"
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"not drinking toilet wine with your prison wife!"
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"Look, I love Ellen,"
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"but seeing Tracy stirred up feelings I thought were gone."
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"We had some great times together."
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"I was afraid of dying alone."
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"This isn't a real marriage!"
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"You are getting real-married to Ellen,"
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"and I'm going to be best man!"
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"This is prison marriage, bitch!"
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"This is prison rules!"
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"Hmm. Prison rules."
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"I love Brian Lewis."
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"Where we goin'?"
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"Uh, what's happening?"
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"Since I beat you up, Tracy becomes my bitch now."
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"You know they made four Free Willies?"
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"Hey, cooking bitch."
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"Hey! Cookin' bitch!"
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"What you cookin'?"
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"I'm gonna kill you!"
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"Um... what's going on?"
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"to be staying with us?"
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"Just until after Lewis gets married."
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"Oh, we need salt."
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"how much being a best man means to you,"
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"but your friend keeps stabbing me."
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"I just need my bitches to get along for a couple more days."
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"Just getting a Popsicle!"
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"Marmalade... for the table?"
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"It was theorst night of my life!"
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"as you out there, I would have come out so much sooner."
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"Take off your shorts, mi amor."
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"Uh... let's just make out some more."
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"But Roger, it's clearly time for butt play!"
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"I felt like Ricky Martin and I had a connection."
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"Well, Roger, if that's true,"
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"then you shouldn't be afraid to take your shorts off."
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"Your looks open the door,"
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"but your personality takes the door off its hinges."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"That's really smart. Mm-hmm."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"I thought my niece was going to be the flower girl."
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"No, your niece was not attractive."
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"But Ashley here has won a regional beauty pageant."
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"I think it's horrible"
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"the way we treat marine life in this country."
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"Now I'm going to play the flute."
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"Atta girl."
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"with her standing on your feet."
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"It'll be adorable, a real crowd pleaser."
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"I'm glad we have some alone time, Ellen."
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"I'm working on my speech and wanted to ask a few questions."
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"Sure. Shoot."
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"When was the moment you realized you wanted to marry Brian?"
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"When I realized I wanted a baby."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"And what do you love most about him?"
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"That he has a penis full of baby ingredients."
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"Oh."
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"City Comptroller."
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"What?!"
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"Getting married to Brian, an educator,"
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"to get out of this superintendent dead end."
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"There will be no limit to how far I can go."
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"The locks on a lot of doors"
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"in this city are mulatto baby-shaped, Stan."
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"Why are you telling me all this?!"
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"This wedding is too important to us."
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"Unfiltered, if you have it."
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"Hello, Ricky Martin."
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"You're looking guapo, as usual."
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"because I didn't want you to see the real me."
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"But I'm ready now."
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"I really like you,"
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"and I hope you'll still really like me, too."
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"because it is the real you."
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"This is it, isn't it?"
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"This is the real thing."
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"That was nine years ago."
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"I have been afraid to take it off"
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"in front of another person ever since."
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"But your love has finally given me the guts to do it."
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"Grab! No!"
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"Is that the real Mrs. Garrett?"
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"Oh, there's the inspiration for Kimberly!"
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