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Clips from American Dad! - The Worst Stan (S07E07)

"so this should be a nice wedding!"
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"Uh. Switch seats with me?"
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"Welcome. I'm Stan Smith, your best man!"
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"their vows to each other, which will be boring,"
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"but then, your best man will be right back!"
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"Look at that. True love, huh?"
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"is that really important?"
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"After Kimberly's mother passed,"
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"I almost remarried the wrong woman."
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"Turns out she had a secret agenda"
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"to ship the kids off to a boarding school."
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"Season one, episode 12... "The Woman.""
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"It's hard to know what the right thing is sometimes, Mr. D."
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"My heart hurts."
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"Well, I think you have your answer."
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"Stop!"
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"Brian, you can't marry that woman!"
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"- All right, yeah. - Oh, finally."
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"She's a horrible person!"
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"I was trying to force this union so I could have my big day,"
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"but I've realized there's something more important"
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"than being a best man."
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"I think I have to go to the hospital."
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"And that's being a better friend."
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"I was wrong to try and change you."
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"So go on. Do what you were born to do."
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"Go punch that dog in the face."
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"You're a good friend."
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"and become City Comptroller?!"
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"Where we goin'?"
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"Our house to take a bubble bath?"
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"What? Prison rules, girl."
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"You beat up my husband, so I'm your bitch now."
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"Jeremy?! Michael!"
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"All you need to do is convince Lewis..."
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"...tries on all the shorts, and never buys anything."
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"And I, you."
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"Like Lil' Kim, I have a real tough body for shorts."
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"You know, you should think about settling down."
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"Agreed."
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"who has led you down this blissful"
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"Do you want to be my...?"
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"Oh, you're gonna love it!"
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"He's real messed up now."
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"Hey, I should find his old cellmate, Tracy,"
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"But much like the appeal of the Ugg boot,"
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"Yup, we're keepin' it real."
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"'cause you already married... to me!"
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"I (bleep) your ass!"
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"a job..."
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"But that was years ago!"
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"I don't need this now."
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"I've finally got my life on track."
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"and make some fish sticks."
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"What we got here is the eternal flame."
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"No! You're supposed to be on the wagon,"
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"Our house to watch movies?"
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"How'd that fat water fool let himself get caught four times?"
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"I'm super afraid!"
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"Last night was horrible, Steven!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We four are the most important members in the wedding:"
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"♪ ♪"
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"We're both using Brian to get what we want."
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"Ashley's doing the splits for a cigarette."
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"Don't say a word."
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"I have to be honest with you!"
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"Okay."
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"Yes. It is."
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"Especially because I have a secret of my own."
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"behind a small door inside a Ross."
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"The woman made me the T-shirt that I am wearing."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"He was my last chance to be a best man!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"I don't know."
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"sleeping 14 hours a night."
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"and I'm never leaving you again."
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"Hello, white cheese."
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"Here's the deal."
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"What you talkin' 'bout, Stan?!"
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"First up, the bride and groom will read"
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"It's not something you'd agree to"
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"I want to marry Brian and have a baby with him"
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"Wait. I saw that episode."
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"Huh?"
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"Agreed on the drugs and drinking"
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"Aah!"
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"This looks like a publicity photo for Diff'rent Strokes."
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"Do they do that so the bums won't have sex in there?"
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"No. No. No. No."
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"When you say, "share my life,""
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"I'll try them on, but I don't..."
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"What is it, Roger?"
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"What you lookin' at, bitch?"
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"not liking blacks and not liking kids."
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"Man, we go way back, like car seats."
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"Hey. Hey. Hey, hey..."
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"If I had known there was someone as beautiful"
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"best man, groom, bride and flower girl."
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"You won't say anything."
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"I, too, found an old blind woman"
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