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Clips from American Dad! - The Worst Stan (S07E07)

"You're right!"
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"How hard can it be?"
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"Sweets, you killed my master."
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"Cake! Cake! Pie! Brownie!"
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"No. No. No. No..."
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"while we were playing army guys."
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"Where's a mirror?"
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"Maybe there's one through this odd, tiny door."
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"I have been waiting for you."
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"I made you shorts."
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"Like everything at Ross, it is impossible to tell,"
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"My God."
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"They're amazing."
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"I wish Mom could figure out Skype"
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"so I could show her these shorts."
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"I want to apologize again"
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"for my behavior at the school the other night."
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"I take allergy medicine, and I'm not supposed"
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"Find a nice woman, get married, share your life with someone."
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"Here, try a hot wing."
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"They're 100% boneless."
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"No bones. Zero."
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"Boneless!"
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"Bone-full!"
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"They are full... of bones!"
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"You almost died, bro! Alone!"
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"I don't want to die alone, bro!"
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"No one does, bro!"
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"You need to settle down and get married."
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"You're scaring me, bro!"
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"Get married, bro!"
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"Okay, damn it. All right!"
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"Yes! Don't worry."
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"I'll help you get your life on the right path."
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"Now we just have to find someone to marry you."
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"Well, I was seeing a real classy broad recently."
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"- Totally different from all the women... - Hookers."
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"Perfect! Who is she?"
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"Yes, I broke up with Brian"
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"because I wasn't his first priority."
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"It was cocaine, which he pronounced "kyo-kayne.""
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"Superintendent, his brush with death has changed him."
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"He wants to get married now."
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"I will marry him if he's serious."
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"No drugs, no drinking, and a home-cooked meal"
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"and parents dinner once a week at a restaurant."
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"And he'd like you to give him a lefty cappuccino."
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"What's that?"
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"if you knew what it was."
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"Now, do you have something to ask me, Brian?"
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"Me, your man friend"
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"and best life path?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"You want to maybe do this right, or are you going to half-ass it?"
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"Get down on one knee."
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"Okay, now. Do it now."
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"Everything is perfect."
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"Stan, will you be my best man?"
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"Oh, yes! Yes, I will!"
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"Up until now, I've just been a great man."
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"Now, I will be a best man."
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"And I'm the Crest Man."
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"I'm living in my car."
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"the last dance of the night will be The Humpty Dance."
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"He's two weeks sober, jogging every day,"
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"He's pronouncing "cocaine" properly,"
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"hasn't peed on any cakes,"
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"and hasn't challenged a dog to a fistfight in days."
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"Sorry to rush off, but I've got a City Council meeting."
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"I'm gonna listen to the CD you made me in the car."
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"I love track eight."
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"Oh, if you like track eight,"
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"then you're gonna love track seven."
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"I've already heard track seven."
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"Okay, did you bring the old photos"
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"Right here!"
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"It's actually a picture of my family,"
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"but my life was the inspiration for that show."
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"You're kidding. Nope."
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"My older brother William, aka Willis,"
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"and I were adopted by a rich white guy."
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"All that stuff really happened to me."
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"a fat man tried to touch me and my friend in a bicycle shop..."
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"You just left Dudley there!"
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"We lost touch when I got out."
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"I don't even know if he's still in the joint or what."
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"Yo, Tracy, you gonna lift weights?"
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"Yeah, Brian. Nothing else to do in here but get strong."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Well, Lewis is obviously deep in thought."
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"Guess I'll take this opportunity"
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"to do my own thinking."
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"What a great best man thing to do!"
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"Stan, you and me is thinking buddies."
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"Roger, I've seen you in shorts."
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"You look terrible in them."
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"I see my beauty has caused you to be quiet mid-sentence."
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"I don't know! I mean, watch."
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"I'm not questioning it, just accepting it."
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"Now I need to think of a perfect venue"
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"What if you wear them up in the club?"
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"In... Miami?"
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"Welcome to Miami. Enjoy your stay."
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"And now phase three: to enroll at Florida State University!"
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"How did a baby and a dog get on a flight to Miami?"
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"♪ Super real! ♪"
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"Attention, everyone!"
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"As the best man,"
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"I've got a special surprise for the groom."
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"It took some doing, but I finally managed to find him..."
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"Tracy Bryant, your old cellmate!"
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"Been a long time, Brian."
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"I can't believe you're getting married,"
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"This ring is made out of love and commitment"
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"and pipe cleaners and human teeth!"
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"You're married?!"
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"Ellen, I can explain..."
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"in front of all these nice people"
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"and commit a sin like this."
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"But how is this even possible?!"
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