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Clips from American Dad! - The Worst Stan (S07E07)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"They say you have a better chance"
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"Roger."
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"Come on, think."
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"Don't give up on your dream, Stan."
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"Now you die!"
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"Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie!"
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"That's the dude I was telling you about"
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"Oh, the weird shorts guy?"
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"He comes in every weekend..."
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"What's happening? What are we talking about?"
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"How much are they?"
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"because the price tag has fallen off."
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"to drink 14 shots of tequila when I'm on it."
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"I hear, "share my tequila," and I think, "no.""
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"They got some food scientists up in here, huh?"
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"Oh, God! Alone, bro!"
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"...hookers-- thank you-- that I've dated in the past."
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"But she dumped me because I wouldn't commit."
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"He is serious. He is dead serious."
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"with my parents two nights a week."
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"And obviously,"
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"I'm so proud of him, Stan."
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"Can't get in trouble if I'm asleep!"
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"for the bachelor party slideshow?"
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"I smoked a pack of cigarettes in the closet,"
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"I did."
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"That's me and Tracy Bryant,"
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"my prison cellmate for three years."
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"Bitch, I'm lookin' at you, bitch!"
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"and invite him to the wedding."
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"Remember, I told you not to wear short..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"How is that even possible?!"
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"to debut my new shorts."
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"Guess they're not as interested in reality as we are."
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"Just a boy and an alien on a bus."
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"A boy and an alien in a wig and magical shorts on a bus."
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"Tracy?!"
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"I'm his prison wife!"
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"Mm-hmm, to this bitch!"
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"Yeah, explain how you're gonna stand here"
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"According to prison rules, I became Lewis' bitch"
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"Prison rules are serious."
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"It took me 15 years to find you, Big Lew,"
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"Don't let him ruin my wedding."
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"Hey, it's our wedding."
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"Brian, you've gotten fat on me."
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"Got to blow up my brown beach ball!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"I am loving these shorts!"
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"I am legendary homosexual Ricky Martin!"
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"Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey..."
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"is plant some heirloom tomatoes up in here."
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"He knows me so well."
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"Maybe now I don't have to."
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"My heart is his forever."
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"Egg whites?"
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"So, Stan, how long is your friend going"
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"Stan, I know"
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"The worst part is,"
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"Like the bathrooms at the beach?"
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"Brian, you and Ashley go practice dancing"
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"because it will help me get to my ultimate goal..."
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"I've been accused"
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"of two things:"
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"and having a half-black baby is exactly what I need"
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"I didn't take my shorts off last night"
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"You..."
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"are even more beautiful to me now"
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"Oh, you shop at Ross."
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"Mr. Drummond was a man of means,"
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"This is a beautiful wedding."
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"Yes, it certainly..."
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"Mr. Drummond, right?"
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"Mr. Druffold, but you can call me Mr. D."
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"Well, true love..."
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"It's everything."
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"But luckily, a good friend of mine was looking out for me."
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"Well, how does your heart feel?"
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"You ruined everything!"
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"Now how will I get my half-black baby"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"I wanted you guys to be the first to know..."
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"I'm getting married!"
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"Hey!"
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"Stan, you were the one who introduced me to Olivia,"
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"which... is why I wanted to ask you"
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"if you would do me the honor of being my best..."
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"My twin brother!"
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"I can't believe you've come back"
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"after being lost at sea for 12 years!"
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"Will you be my best man?!"
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"Yes."
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"I hope you two"
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"will be very happy!"
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"Michael was my last single guy friend, Francine."
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"Being a best man is something I've dreamt of my entire life."
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"My dream is over, Francine."
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"of getting hit by a meteor"
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"than of being a best man after you're 40."
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"Who says that?"
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"So we know it's true, then."
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"You must have one single guy friend."
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"Well, there is one."
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"Who wants to see me pee on this cake?"
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"Principal Brian Lewis."
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"My last single guy friend."
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"Oh, I'll never be a best man."
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"Lewis! Ooh!"
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"...to get married and then convince some girl to marry him."
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