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Clips from The Simpsons - Judge Me Tender (S21E21)

"I actually felt like I had lost a year of my life."
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"But even more objectionable were Moe's insipid comments,"
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"a desperate plea for affection,"
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"Why are you raggin' on me?"
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"I'm just doin' what you said."
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"Hmm. Let me think."
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"Why would I try to sabotage a new judge"
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"who just might do what I do for $48 million less?"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"I've been double-crossed here."
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"You're pretty smart huh, Simon?"
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"Let's see how smart you are with your voice box hangin' out."
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"What? Oh. Sorry. Sorry."
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"Die, ya bastard."
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"Tees, scorecard, stubby little pencil."
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"You're all set."
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"Have fun, Homie."
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"Looks like Jimmy's"
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"starting him off with a three iron."
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"My first shot was with a three iron."
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"Barely saw my family again."
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"Birthdays, anniversaries, I missed 'em all."
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"I'm missing my daughr's wedding right now."
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"Sweet guy, I'm told."
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"One shot."
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"Hooked for life."
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"Huh?!"
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"Marge, you ruined my shot."
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"You can take another, in 40 years."
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"That was awesome."
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"I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex."
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"In the mood for another round?"
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"I didn't rip out his voice box,"
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"but I did stretch out his tee shirt."
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"Then they said I ain't allowed back in California no more"
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"Hey, Moe, am I okay to drive?"
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"Legally, I can't say."
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"To a drunk man, that's a yes."
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"Beep, beep."
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"He seems fine."
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"There is one bright side:"
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"I'm also forbidden from ever watching Fox."
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"You can't even show it in the bar?"
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"That's right, and business has never been better."
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"Oh, hey, how's it goin' there, Mr. Murdoch?"
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"Have you seen this?"
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"The president says Iran has gotten ahold"
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"of the most dangerous weapon known to man:"
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"The BP oil rig."
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"But I know how to make that leak disappear:"
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"put it on NBC."
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"Ah!"
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"that nutty cinnamon taste tigers love."
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"Man, you sure saved that dog show."
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"Now what am I supposed to do?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"TV, huh? That crap still on?"
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"'Cause that's my favorite show!"
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"He's the meanest man in town."
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"One shot, and I was hooked for life."
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"That's right, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Edit that so it rhymes with something."
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"He's a..."
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"Sure is hell to have your husband around all the time, ain't it?"
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"Half an hour to showtime, your ugliness."
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"I am so not British."
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"ALL Moe! Moe! Moe!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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