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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Goes to Prep School (S24E24)

"Yes, sir."
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"Marge, when I started prepping for the end of the world,"
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"No one was laughing."
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"You kept it a secret!"
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"Well, just because I imagined it,"
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"doesn't make it any less true."
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"When I fell in love with you,"
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"it was because of your big heart and your good looks."
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"Soon we'll be approached"
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"by people who haven't prepared."
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"Now, do not look at their faces."
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"That can trigger feelings and emotions,"
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"makes any human face look dangerous and threatening."
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"Why do we have to shoot them at all?"
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"No! I want to help the people who didn't prepare."
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"Boom. Boom."
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"Boom. What'd you shoot me for?"
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"You were thinking I'd gone mad with power, weren't you?!"
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"I wasn't, but I am now."
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"Boom-boom- boom-boom-boom."
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"Every time you wake us up early in the morning,"
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"I'm sorry, Bart."
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"I know you've made a bug-out camp girlfriend."
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"It was just a bag of rice I drew a face on."
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"White ricer brown?"
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"I never noticed."
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"back to Springfield where they're needed most."
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"Okay everybody, keep your eyes peeled"
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"for an unlit mile post marked "23" or "36" or something."
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"Dad, there are lights following us."
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"by a soft brick wall."
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"Society may have crumbled, but our decency hasn't."
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"Now to save these sorry souls from a life of anarchy,"
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"starvation and having sex for procreation."
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"Oh, everything's normal."
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"You got to watch a VHS copy of Red Dawn 13 times!"
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"Stop complaining!"
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"you see, and after a few days, it came back."
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"as if all the weird, angry people had left."
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"Then society didn't crumble?"
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"No-- well, a couple."
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"just so you could be proven right?"
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"Me and the others were planning"
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"to overthrow you and seal you in a cave."
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"Yeah, but what you didn't know"
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"Guys, can't you see that even an imperfect society"
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"is better than the savagery of creating a new one?"
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"I for one am glad we're stuck with civilization,"
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"and I think we will be for a long, long time."
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"or if you wait ten minutes, you can have"
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"I want both."
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"Learn Zone? Mom, you said we were going someplace fun."
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"Oh. Hmm."
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"My adult frame is simply too large."
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"Crawling."
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"Duck walk."
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"I made it, kids!"
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"Yay!"
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"I have a phone. It's very tiny."
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"Mmm. Butter."
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"Anarchy. The end of civilization."
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"Well, Homer's gone."
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"Preppies? Oh, I hate you guys!"
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"We can teach you the skills you need to survive any crisis."
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"What you reading, Dad?"
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"What's up? Going crazy again?"
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"no one ever shaves."
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"Aw."
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"What move? We haven't moved."
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"Survive what?"
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"And that's how you deliver a baby calf"
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"with a bathroom plunger. Mm-hmm."
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"This is Kent Brockman, talking to himself."
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"Lisa and Maggie are downstairs,"
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"Here's something to pass the endless time."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"Oh, God, now what?"
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"it's either church or we have to change our identities."
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"Don't be silly, Mary Ellen."
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"Good boy."
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"How can that be? I took every last can of gas."
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"Only Springfield lost power,"
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"Here it is, Homer."
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"Um... a lot of that stuff must've got lost in the move."
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"I'm going to bed."
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"There's no handle on this side!"
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"You said you cut the wires to the alarm."
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"The starving people of Springfield"
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"I am king of Learnington Castle!"
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"you're not just being nice to me"
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"We tricked you."
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"Until then, why don't we bond"
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"Get out of there, you!"
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"Hey, in this bar, we say "Old Kinderhook!""
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"All electronics in Springfield have been disabled."
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"Even the musical greeting cards."
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"have to start from square one."
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"Guys who call themselves Preacher or Deacon are very bad."
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"Fridge-ra-torrs! Fridge-ra-torrs!"
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"Now the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills"
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"Ho, ho, ho."
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"and the only ice is made by machines called..."
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"There is no law!"
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"Huh?"
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"Fridge-ra-torrs!"
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"Let's get out of here! Come on!"
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"When things go south,"
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"This rifle scope I modified"
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"are desperately in need of our delivery of canned corn,"
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"I'm hungry."
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"The nurses were so great."
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"Cut off the tap, we drink our cat's blood."
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"Coming soon to an America near you."
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"Eat Nerf, Homeboy!"
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"Now, Homer, what would you do in the case of an E.M.P.?"
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"And that goes for the rest of youse, too!"
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"Dad, you said people would be drinking each other's blood."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"It's just that, in the new world,"
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"Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end,"
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