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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Colonization Application (S08E08)

"I mean, I was... I was on fire."
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"like-like athletes must feel when they're in the zone."
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"Admit it, you're a little turned on."
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"Why not?"
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"As you know, Amy and I have been together a long time,"
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"After a careful evaluation of our relationship,"
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"We're getting a turtle!"
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"she generally means business."
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"there's enough left over for an eight-ounce reptile."
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"Coincidentally, that's also why I chose you as a roommate."
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"Who would've thought you two would be the first"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"And the more important thing to remember is"
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"Oh, don't worry. She's in Palm Springs."
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"Oh, good."
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"Well, her torso is."
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"Just kidding."
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"He kind of looks like a jerk."
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"Well, he's barely moving. He looks half dead."
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"I know. I like him, too."
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"What should we name him?"
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"and I was too embarrassed to give it to you."
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"You went to the dirty store without me?!"
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"In sunglasses and a hat after I parked two blocks away."
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"Yeah. Okay, uh, well, I hope it's fun."
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"Okay, but it's a drive-- the one I went to is in San Diego."
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"How are the taxes going?"
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"You can write those off."
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"you're gonna have to sound a lot more confident"
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"so I'm just hanging out at her place."
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"What are you, a little kid?"
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"So, uh, what game are you..."
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"I better have a good answer to before she gets back."
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"Okay, calm down."
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"There's probably something jammed behind it."
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"Hang on."
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"Oh... no. Oh, no."
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"Raj was snooping through Emily's drawers and broke one."
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"but x and y are looking pretty sad."
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"We are not old boring people."
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"How late did we stay up last night?"
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"Almost 1:00 a.m."
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"We were watching Netflix, like the kids do."
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"Yeah, is it a comedy?"
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"Nobody knows."
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"Now, come on."
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"You get the paint, I'll rest for 30-40 minutes,"
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"and then we do this!"
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"I can't believe you almost had me bring"
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"a wild animal into my home."
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"No one told you to poke the turtle's face."
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"I was playing “Got Your Nose”""
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"I don't need another one."
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"to colonize another planet?"
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"No. Forget it."
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"Yep, you're mad."
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"I went with peppermint."
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"Can't you just tell me?"
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"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,"
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"go to Mars!"
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"Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important"
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"and... my hygiene is impeccable."
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"In fact, animals don't trust me"
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"is there any peanut brittle left in that can?"
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"Yes. Open it and check."
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"Now, I know that life on Mars will be difficult."
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"Also, picnics are no picnic."
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"In conclusion,"
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"for this journey of a lifetime."
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"Oh, God, that's it!"
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"Because you wouldn't let me wear safety goggles!"
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"It's fine."
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"Raj? I'm back."
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"Okay, look, I-I don't want to lie to you."
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"I-I got curious, I was looking around..."
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"Yeah."
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"you snoop on me?"
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"Yeah, we should."
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"But we're not going to, are we?"
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"Who cares?"
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"and tell him William Shatner painted it."
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"What I want is for us"
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"And in that future,"
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"are we on the same planet?"
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"We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks! on Mars."
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"what on Mars are you talking about”""
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"If we had a family there,"
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"our kids would be Martians."
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"It's okay."
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"my apple pie crust “doughy”""
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"Of course. What?"
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"I promise."
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"Good night."
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"I was unstoppable."
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"It was like my mind and my body were totally connected,"
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"You can't be this proud."
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"Because I beat you."
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"Hey. Hi."
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"Oh, good. You're back."
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"We have some exciting news."
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"and a lot of things"
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"Okay..."
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"we decided that the time was right to take a step forward."
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"Okay."
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"Do you want to say it?"
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"Let's say it together."
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"This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice."
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"Sarcasm?"
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"That was tricky, 'cause when it comes to alcohol,"
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"Thank you."
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"Acquiring a joint pet is a big step for us."
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"No. It's true."
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"It means that we care so much about each other,"
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"Why a turtle?"
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"After much deliberation, we've determined that a turtle"
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"They don't shed fur, they don't make noise..."
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"For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobblestone."
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"And if he ever goes berserk, I know I can outrun him."
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"Well, congratulations."
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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