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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Maternal Combustion (S08E08)

"and woman of science."
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"Can you please keep the Bible babble to yourself"
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"Of course not. I love you."
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"Well, I love you, too."
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"My little bowl of lion chow."
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"So, have you and Penny set a wedding date?"
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"No, we're kind of taking it slow."
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"I see."
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"What does that mean?"
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"and engaged for one year."
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"One has to wonder if there's a problem."
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"Are you having satisfactory intercourse?"
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"Only satisfactory. I see."
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"I change my answer."
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"It-it's amazing. It's hot."
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"We can barely keep our hands off each other."
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"But then, you always did have that unresolved Oedipal complex."
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"See, this right here, what you're doing,"
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"can you please not do that around Sheldon's mom?"
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"Of course not."
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"She's-she's just a very sweet and God-fearing lady,"
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"and you have to be respectful of her beliefs."
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"from different walks of life."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, look who's here."
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"Oh, Dr. Hofstadter, it's so good to see you again."
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"Likewise."
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"I read your paper; it was very impressive."
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"We just spent two hours in traffic."
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"Did you think to mention to me that you liked our paper?"
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"Of course I did, but it's a mother's job"
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"to make sure her child's self-esteem is not dependent"
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"That's so sweet, you think I have self-esteem."
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"Dr. Hofstadter, I want you to meet my mother, Mary."
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"So nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet you, too. How was your flight?"
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"Very pleasant. And yours?"
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Subtle, mom, real subtle."
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"We talked about this."
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"I don't mind you still living here,"
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"but we got to have some rules."
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"You must be very proud of your son."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Uh, sure, he's terrific."
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"Uh, Beverly, would you like to see the math I worked out"
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"to support our hypothesis?"
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"Uh, you mean, my hypothesis."
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"Calm down, dear."
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"that your son had such a remarkable mind?"
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"Ooh, good question."
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"Well, I would have to say when he was 13"
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"Now, the first thing you have to know about Shelly is"
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"ever since he was a little boy,"
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"he was always concerned with the well-being of others."
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"And he didn't think that it was fair"
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"for people to pay for electricity,"
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"so he was gonna power the entire town for free."
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"Tell her about the uranium."
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"Oh, this is adorable."
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"When he arranged to get some yellowcake from Chad,"
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"I thought he was talking about Twinkies"
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"Yeah."
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"No."
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"It turns out that this little scallywag was trying"
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"to use my Visa card to buy uranium"
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"Oh, he was a handful."
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"You still are."
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"Uh, Mom, hey, tell Mary the story"
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"I mean, for a while, everything was vampires."
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"Now it's all zombies."
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"I wonder what the next monster fad will be."
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"We haven't had a good invisible man in a while."
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"Guys."
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"In the time you've been sitting here playing video games,"
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"I got the car washed, picked up cleaning supplies"
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"and went to the bank."
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"Okay, I don't know when I became the mother"
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"to three lazy teenagers,"
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"but it stops today."
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"so dry flat if possible."
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"my bachelor of science degree."
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"You don't look very happy."
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"It was figuratively and literally"
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"Oh, true."
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"But all the clenching in the world will not keep"
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"Hey, sorry, got caught up at work."
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"Hi, Beverly!"
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"Hello."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Sorry, I forgot."
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"You remember my mother."
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"Oh, yes. Hi, Mary!"
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"Good to see you again, dear."
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"So, Mom, you haven't seen Penny since we got engaged."
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"Oh, yeah, let me show you the ring."
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"Oh, lovely."
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"Must have been very expensive."
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"We did not. That's not true."
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"Oh, sure."
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"Keep walking!"
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"Really doesn't matter to me how much he spent on the ring."
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"But, uh, even with your mother here,"
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"you are deliberately hogging all the attention from my mom."
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"You're like one of those elephant seal pups"
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"refer to as "super weaning"?"
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"Yes, you are a super weaner!"
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"Well, now I have to correct you."
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"A-As a bit of an elephant seal buff,"
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"So I believe the term you're looking for"
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"is a double mother suckler."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"That is the term I'm looking for."
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"You are a dirty double mother suckler!"
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"We're not in a rush."
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"We'll set a date when the time is right."
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"It doesn't matter, sweetie."
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"The moment a man lays with a woman,"
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"they are married in the eyes of the Lord."
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"Uch."
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