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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Maternal Combustion (S08E08)

""Uch"?"
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"The bible is "uch" to you?"
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"As a psychiatrist, I know how important"
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"people's superstitions can be to them."
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"Sheldon sent me the books you wrote--"
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"all that nonsense about superegos and ids."
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"Hey, look at that!"
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"You both believe in Jewish bearded guys."
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"Stay out of this."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"All yours talks about is"
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"and want to crawl back inside your mama."
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"It's fascinating."
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"I know the answer."
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"You're not gonna like it."
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"Try me."
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"When I was pregnant with Shelly, I was driving to church,"
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"and I was praying to the Lord"
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"to give me a son smarter than his dumb-ass daddy."
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"And I looked over and I saw a Jesus bobblehead"
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"It means... I can't believe we're having this conversation."
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"Well, do it some more."
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"Why don't we all stops hitting ourselves"
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"and talk about something safe, you know,"
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"like shoes or how cute little Chise babies are."
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"It is not my fault that your mother likes me"
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"better than she likes you! Oh, don't flatter yourself!"
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"She likes everybody better than she likes me!"
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"Bernadette's not wrong."
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"She does work hard around here."
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"if she stops babying you so much."
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"She doesn't baby me."
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"I saw her pull you home in a wagon."
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"For your information,"
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"I twisted my ankle chasing the ice cream truck."
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"your mother used to, and that was not a healthy relationship."
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"You're right."
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"It's time for me"
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"Starting with my husbandly duty of taking out the trash."
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"I'm terribly sorry that I upset your mother."
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"I can't help but notice"
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"how her unconditional love for you"
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"is diametrically opposed to my own parenting strategies."
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"Well, you doled out affection"
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"as a reward for achievement--"
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"a proven way to raise a child."
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"Or train a rat."
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"But look how well you turned out."
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"Still, you need to consider"
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"While my brother and sister are mouth-breathing idiots."
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"in a reward-based environment?"
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"Perhaps."
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"But my mom made me spaghetti with chopped-up hot dogs"
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"for just being myself; I always had to earn it."
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"In her own cold godless way."
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"Yeah, and you certainly don't have to earn my love."
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"Of course, you already knew that"
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"That's not what it is."
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"I know, I know."
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"When your mom gets back, I'm gonna need"
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"to apologize for the way I spoke to her."
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"Well, come on now, she did kind of start it."
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"Doesn't matter; a good Christian would've turned the other cheek."
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"I just kind of split the difference."
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"Hey, who's in the mood for spaghetti and hot dogs?"
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"Oh, me! Yeah, me, too!"
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"Coming up."
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"I don't really feel I deserve it."
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"Look at that."
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"You cleaned it up all by yourself."
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"Yes, I cleaned it up all by myself."
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"Okay, maybe I missed one spot."
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"I'm so glad that you and I were able"
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"And I will pray for you."
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"Okay, Mom, let's get you back to your hotel"
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"One moment."
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"Oh, really? That's too bad."
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"Leonard, I always made you earn my affection,"
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"but today I realize"
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"that there's more than one way to raise a child."
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"Wow."
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"So needy."
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"It's okay, go ahead."
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"Oh, my son."
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"Oh, my mother."
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"♪ It's the hard-knock life for us ♪"
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"♪ It's the hard-knock life for us ♪"
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"♪ 'Stead of treated, we get tricked ♪"
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"♪ It's the hard-knock life ♪"
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"♪ It's the hard-knock row we hoe ♪"
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"♪ Empty bellies... 'stead of full ♪"
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"♪ It's a hard-knock life. ♪"
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"Really? It didn't work for you."
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"It describes a new model of the universe"
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"while she's here?"
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"Seems odd to try and impress your mother"
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"East Texas. Ugh."
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"Mary, I'm curious."
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"'Cause I didn't have any friends."
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"Sounds like Sheldon was a handful."
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"You guys are cleaning the kitchen, top to bottom."
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"testicles in your abdomen."
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"Ah, yeah, now that's what I'm talking about."
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"I think."
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"Do you mean what marine biologists"
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"What bull dropped that on the barn floor?"
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"Well, it's carrots, so gonna say very."
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"Bernie, I made a mess!"
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"Oh, it's all right. She'll forgive you."
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"Honestly, I don't know why you complain so..."
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"Come to Mommy."
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"Oh, my God."
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"You've been on and off with this woman for seven years"
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"And some of it's wool,"
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"Face it, dude, Bernadette treats you the same way"
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"I taught her that!"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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