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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"# Up in the club We just broke up #"
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"# I need no permission Did I mention #"
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"Dad. You're home early."
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"Hmm."
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"I can't hear myself think up there."
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"You're doing great, baby. Just keep breathing."
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"- I can be tough. - Of course you can, sweetie."
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"I'm gonna show you how to rub the gas bubbles out of your wife's stomach."
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"- It feels great. - I don't want him touching my stomach."
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"- I mean, maybe he would bruise the baby. - Oh."
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"Oh, my God. Is the baby black?"
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"No."
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"I've gotta tell him, and I've gotta deal with the consequences."
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"Dishonesty is food to a marriage. It will die without it."
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"- Okay. - The solution is clear."
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"- I hope I'm not intruding. - No. Not at all."
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"Oh, um, so get this."
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"You know how I'm kind of like a local news junkie, right?"
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"That's because disasters freak you out yet fascinate you at the same time, sweetie."
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"in a brand-new segment we call "Sue's Corner.""
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"But ask anyone who's safely walked the immaculate sidewalks of Singapore..."
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"after winning an international cheerleading competition..."
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"And to all those naysayers out there who say, "That's illegal."
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"Well, to them I say, yes, we cane."
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"And that's how Sue sees it."
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"They gave her a segment on the local news?"
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"Because being a local celebrity who's been written up twice..."
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"My hand's still sore from signing autographs down at the Donut Hole..."
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"Brought you some holes I couldn't finish."
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"And, uh, F.Y. I... the overnights were through the roof."
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"Overnights. Well, that's lingo for overnight ratings..."
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"which shows us leading among 18 to 49-year-olds..."
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"But I didn't wanna end up stuck at a lousy high school..."
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"wrestling with mental illness."
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"coaching the worst football team in the history of our state."
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"that I am busting out of my box."
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"I'd love to stay and chat, but I got a satellite interview."
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"- This is the alto part. - Yep. Tina's doing the solo."
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"Well, I'm trying to shake things up a bit, get us out of our boxes."
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"Wait. I'm a Jet?"
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"Congratulations, Tina."
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"Just relax, okay?"
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"Thank you for helping me with this, Finn. You're really cool."
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"If you do it your way, they're gonna kill you."
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"If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise."
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"- He doesn't belong here. - You joined Acafellas. What's the difference?"
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"I'm a stud, dude. I can wear a dress to school, and people think it's cool."
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"that sucks!"
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"will thusly now be in charge of hydration services."
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"# Oh, oh, oh, oh #"
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"- It's good. - Yeah."
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"- who want nothing more than to taste your sweet virgin blood? - Sounds like fun."
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"If you kick like that, you can wear a tutu for all I care."
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"Well, Mr. McClung, your station didn't hire me because I was yella."
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"so they can afford tacos for their family."
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"about your future at WOHN."
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"You see, my daughter goes to your school..."
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"if you're losing all that talent how you can expect to win nationals."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Think of the mail. Think of the mail. Think of the..."
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"- But we were wearing our swimsuits. - Ask Jeeves said a hot tub..."
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"Right."
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"Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream."
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"William is running it into the ground."
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"# What do you say to taking chances #"
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"# If there's solid ground below #"
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"# What do you say #"
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"# What do you say ##"
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"Congratulations, Miss Sally Bowles. You have just landed the lead."
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"And the fact is, upon further reflection, my firing of him was rash."
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"This was you. You have always been out to get me."
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"Oh, really? Is that why you stole my best singer?"
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"- Just admit it, Mr. Schue. You don't like me very much. - That's not true."
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"Everyone knows that, and they're scared of it."
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"They all think that they can slack off because you'll pick up their weight."
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"We're giving everyone a chance to think they're a star."
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"I tried to play nice with you, William."
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"I'm not quitting Glee."
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"I still don't have a boyfriend."
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"why do you have to hurt me to make her feel good?"
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"Just come to rehearsal."
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"# Tonight, tonight #"
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"# Tonight, tonight #"
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"That was great, Tina. Good job."
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"- I c-can't do this. - Hey, look at me."
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"They work here or at the supermarket or pumping gas or worse."
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"They're caged. Got no future."
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"I got this at the school library."
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"Did you know you can just borrow books from there?"
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"And he took ballet lessons."
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"And he even got the whole Bears team to take them..."
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"- That's how they came up with the Super Bowl Shuffle. - Let me just get this straight."
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"You want me to teach the football team how to dance?"
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"If you can help us win one game, they'll start to trust you."
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"Eat up."
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"They're just kids. They can't raise a baby."
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"she feels like she can't tell anybody."
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"Why don't you ask Kurt? He seems to be the only one who can score on this team."
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"Now, I don't think you guys are losing because you don't have the talent."
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"You're losing because you don't have the right attitude."
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"I'm down with it. I mean, heck, what do we got to lose?"
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"We gave up our pride when we lost to that school for the deaf."
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"That's true."
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"Step, ball change, up. # Da, da, da, da #"
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"# Ba, ba, ba A-ba, ba, bam ##"
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"Hand, hand."
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"Nothing. I just got a lot on my mind."
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"- What's up, MILF? - Leave me alone."
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"How can you be so sure?"
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"I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers..."
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"and I felt fat that day."
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"I assume you haven't told your parents yet. I mean, how could you?"
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"- You can't raise this baby, Quinn. - I'm sorry, but who are you?"
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"I'm just somebody who wants to help."
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"Yeah."
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"What do you want from me?"
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"- Um, no. No, here. - W-M-H-S!"
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"Well, I think we, uh, really came together this week as a team."
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"I told you! I told you!"
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"- Aw! - Cupid tips on one. Break!"
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