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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"I don't wanna be a Lima loser for the rest of my life."
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"her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard, like Baywatch!"
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"No, seriously. I cleaned your pool."
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"- Come on. On three. One, two, three, break! - Break!"
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"# Up in the club We just broke up #"
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"# I'm doing my own little thing #"
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"# You decided to dip and now you wanna trip #"
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"# I'm up on him He up on me #"
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"# Can't be mad at me #"
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"# 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it #"
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"# Oh, oh, oh, oh #"
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"# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it #"
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"# Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh ##"
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"Dad?"
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"I'm gay."
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"This is the baby blanket my dad got me the day I was born."
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"Thank you, Finn."
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"See you guys around."
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"Let's start today with "Tonight" from West Side Story."
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"I quit. I'm yours exclusively."
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""Hey, how's that homelessness working out for you?"
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"It's not easy to break out of your comfort zone."
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"and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you."
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"You do that, and someday, they will."
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"# I'm doing my own little thing #"
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"# I can care less what you think #"
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"# 'Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn #"
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"# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it #"
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"# Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh #"
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"- What are you wearing? - It's a unitard."
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"Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays."
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"Do sports. They wick sweat from the body."
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"F-F-Football."
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"Yeah, all the guys in football wear 'em. They're jock-chic."
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"Totally. Kurt's on the football team now."
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"He's the kicker. That's the smallest guy on the field, right?"
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"Yeah. Ye..."
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"Brit and Tina were just helping me with some conditioning work."
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"Hmm. Really?"
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"You know, I played in J.C. before I busted up my knee..."
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"poppin' wheelies on my dirt bike."
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"Cool. I guess we'll have something to talk about then."
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"But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet."
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"All right, just keep the music down."
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"Hey, Kurt."
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"Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game."
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"and you get poop all over your cowboy boots."
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"- Well, I'm just trying to be supportive. - Well, this isn't about you."
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"I'm sorry, Kendra. When was I making it about me?"
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"You have to be liked, Will."
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"You're nice and supportive and you avoid conflict."
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"Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy..."
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"in five months."
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"She doesn't need nice. She needs Dolomite."
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"Okay, why don't you come on down here."
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"- Oh, no, wait. - Oh, no, no. You'll like it. Phil still does it to me."
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"Yeah. Honey, would you make me a B.L. T?"
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"- That's okay. - Okay, be right back."
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"Make me one too. But hold the tomato."
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"- Okay. - I can't do this."
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"Don't worry about it. You're gonna have an epidural."
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"I'm just making it sound worse than it is to make him feel guilty."
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"And then you have him by the balls for the rest of your life."
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"Kendra, if I told you something, would you promise not to tell anybody, not even Phil?"
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"The doctor said it's a hysterical pregnancy."
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"He already has one foot out the door. This baby's the only reason he's still here."
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"What do you think he's gonna do when he finds out you lied?"
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"Oh, God, I don't know. I gotta tell him the truth."
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"- Are you insane? - What?"
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"- Oh, Kendra. - Stop being so emotional."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Isn't that kind of depressing? - Oh, no."
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"It's kind of like a horror film, you know."
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"It's drug recalls and poison toys. Africanized bees... that was terrible."
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"So you like the local news because this way you can experience them..."
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"from the safety of your condo."
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"Anyway... Yeah, um, they just finished this story on this zoo mauling..."
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"and, um, you'll never guess who came on next."
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"with the local champion cheerleading coach, Sue Sylvester..."
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"Thanks, Rod, Andrea."
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"You know, caning has fallen out of fashion in the United States."
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"caning works."
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"And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here."
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"You can't strike children on their bare buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks.""
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"- Mm-hmm. - Why?"
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"on the sports page of USA Today has its perks, William."
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"Hey, pal, you wanna pull that chair out for me?"
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"this morning."
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"You don't know what that means, do you?"
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"making WOHN western Ohio's number one local newscast."
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"- Wow. - "Wow" is the word, Alma."
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"Or 40 and single..."
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"I didn't wanna have to do that to myself."
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"That's lingo, again, for an interview..."
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"via satellite."
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"- E-Excuse me. This-This isn't the right key. - It's actually the right key."
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"I'm-I'm sorry. There must be some sort of mix-up."
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"I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me."
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"Maria is my part."
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"I've had a very deep, personal connection to this role since the age of one."
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"I think you're being unfair."
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"I think you're being unfair to Tina..."
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"who might have been happy about getting her first solo."
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"Tina knows how much I respect her, and I think she would agree with me..."
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"that she's not ready for such an iconic role as Maria."
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"This is going well."
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"Finn? I needed to ask you something."
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"I know how important dances are to teen gays."
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"- I'm not gay. - Oh."
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"Remember what I told you. Keep your eye on the ball. Don't try to aim it."
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"- Oh! God, it's... - Good. Red's your color."
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"Well, I figure the more crossover between Glee and football..."
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"the easier my life's gonna be."
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"- To get my music ready. - What, are you nuts? You can't use that."
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"You know how much interference I had to run with these guys just to get you this tryout?"
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"I'm doing this. I'm doing it my way."
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"So are you two an item now, or..."
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"Everybody take a knee."
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"Our kicker, Mr. Langanthal..."
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"is zero for 12 in field goal attempts."
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