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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Two Dads (S05E05)

"I don't think the Irish drink as much as people say they do."
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"Uh, excuse me? Is this McSwiggen Village?"
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"Ah, did ***** who say a word *****, hmm?"
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"Aye, tis McSwiggen Village. Where the hills are green, the streams are clear,"
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"and the sweaters are so thick,"
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"even the boniest-fingered nun could poke you in the chest"
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"and it wouldn't bother you none."
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"Don't be so bold with your dark hair and your proud ways!"
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"I can't feel a thing!"
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"You heard of a man named Mickey McFinnegan?"
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"Have I heard of him? Of course I've heard of him!"
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"- He's the town drunk. - Town drunk?!"
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"Oh, my God, you mean he's the disgrace of the whole town?"
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"You lads aren't from around here, are ya?"
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"Top of the morning, ladies! Let me cut you an Irish rose."
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"I don't know exactly where the county Cork is"
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"Around here, the town drunk is a person of great honor."
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"Pleased to meet you, lad. My name's Mickey."
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"Yeah, I came all the way from America to find you."
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"So I can finally have a real dad who loves and respects me."
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"You can't be me son. You and me are nothing alike."
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"Just ask me sheep, O'Brian."
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"and neither one of them wants anything to do with you."
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"About the only way I can ever impress him is if I was a fat stinkin' drunk."
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"Peter! You are a fat stinking drunk."
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"Yes, from was he told us. That's right on the money."
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"- Challenge him, you must. - And I'm Hayden Christensen."
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"Wait a minute, Brian, that's it! I'm a fat stinkin' drunk"
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"because my father is a fat stinkin' drunk. I gotta prove it to him."
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"I am going to prepare for this as thoroughly as"
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"Wow, I got to be Henry VIII in twenty minutes!"
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"Allo? Allo? Alloo? Alloo?"
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"Mickey McFinnegan, I challenge you to a drinking contest."
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"Because I'm your son. And I'm tough."
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"I mean it half way through Failure to Launch."
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"You're cute."
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"Done!"
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"As we say in Ireland,"
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"Let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroy ours livers and kills us."
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"Now do you believe that you're my dad?"
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"You're the broth of me own stubby shillelagh, all right."
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"- Welcome to me family, Peter. - You hear that, Brian?"
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"You know, there's something you should always remember, Peter."
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"Francis may not have been your father,"
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"- I don't know what is. - Wow, I guess you're right."
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"- Yeah, so what? - So what?"
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"He doesn't smell like Irish Spring And he never taught me anything"
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"But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad"
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"Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly and Flannigan"
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"Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty"
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"This is gonna be worse than that time I was stuck behind Robert Loggia"
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"All right, fine, I'll come to Meg's party."
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"No, you have to call the RSVP line."
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"- You got to be kidding me. - I'm waiting."
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"No, I'm not gonna pick it up on the first few rings. I'm busy."
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"Mrs. Pennyapple. I'll see if he's in."
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"I thought you were the one keeping track of that."
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"Fellas will fall in line..."
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"Uh, Meg,"
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"All right, come on in, everybody. Have a seat anywhere."
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"- No. - Oh, God."
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"come closer."
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"There's something... I need to say to you."
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"I'm here, Dad. What is it?"
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"Well, I hate to side with your father, Peter,"
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"Stewie, honey, I am so sorry. Are you okay, sweetie?"
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"I wonder what else I've repressed."
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"is a big fat bastard who looks like me."
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"You really got to stop misbehaving. You're getting on Mommy's nerves."
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"My God, I really do have problems, don't I?"
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"Excuse me, sir? My name is Peter."
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"- You're my father. - Oh, am I now?"
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"Boy it's amazing, isn't it? You get two fathers"
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"There's got to be some way I can make him see that I'm worthy of being his son."
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"I have gotta drink him so far under the table,"
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"he'll have no choice but to respect me. Get me a beer, Brian."
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"Nobody but a McFinnegan could handle that much of the creature."
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"His face looks like a railroad map And he never shuts his freakin' trap"
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"Shaughnessy, Riordan and Rooney, they'll tell you the same"
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"'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm..."
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"From our drunken Irish dad!"
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"- I don't know. - Well, my God, Lois,"
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"The first season of Sister, Sister on DVD?"
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"- Is he breathing? - Somebody call an ambulance!"
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"will never drink again."
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"- If I can't have it, nobody can! - That is enough!"
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"To Ireland!"
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"Nothing would change if we made love"
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"Is that a yes or a no?"
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"Oh my God! I gotta find him!"
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"huh, looks like David Tua..."
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"You knocked up my mom and never called her again."
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"More...? Too many...?"
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"Meg, your father worked very hard to put this party together."
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"- What happened? - Peter, you won!"
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"- We're all gonna miss him. - Tragic."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Look! I've drawn heavy weight pugilist David Tua on the wall."
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"McNutley, Mulrooney and Cotter and Clooney"
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"There's got to be something I can do."
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"Look to the ground when their dad passes by"
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"Next!"
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"and busted your spleen and punctured your lung."
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"Meg's gonna open her presents in a little bit."
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"Oh, no, I don't want money. I just want to get to know you and be friends."
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"- It's Brian. - It's Brian!"
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"I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can."
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"I'm sorry I misbehaved, mother! I'm sorry I misbehaved!"
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"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
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"Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman"
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"Oh, my God, it is! Peter, we got to put together a party!"
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"- You're asking me? - Yeah. How old is Meg?"
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"- How does that sound? - That's not right."
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"I was thinking maybe one of those old-timey..."
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"So I'll be your friend"
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"All right, this is gonna blow you guys..."
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"I don't know what we're afraid of"
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"I hope you know..."
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"I love you, Mommy Dearest!"
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"- It's all right, Stewie. Now go play. - All right."
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