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Clips from 30 Rock - Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper (S06E06)

"because he looks so much more like a chef."
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"we can't tell Avery about."
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"the same night my line launches?"
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"I read World War II history, mother-."
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"Well, nobody's going to care about his restaurant"
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"when there's a fashion show going on in the middle of it."
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"And a big surprise from my husband."
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"to say to you, but you can't come in here right now."
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"little crinkly book that I got for Virginia."
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"No, Virginia is not having you."
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"I might bite these fat little legs."
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"Whit was a compliment."
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"You never talk about a black woman's leg size."
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"Not on babies, not on the Williams sisters,"
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"We have come too far."
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"I don't, really."
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"I stay above these feuds."
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"the over-the-counter colon health test in the bathroom"
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"for Virginia to love me because I've been thinking"
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"about motherhood lately."
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"I have a serious biend right now and..."
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"that what you're saying right now is very boring."
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"That baby is a piece of work."
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"You know she should be able to stack blocks"
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"I thought you didn't talk about people behind their backs."
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"Hi."
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"Go away."
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"You people are savages!"
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"Just excited."
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"Wait, you're putting spoons in those."
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"Why am I even doing this?"
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"Jack, it's been a year that we prayed"
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"and I should just feel excited and relieved, but..."
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"Hey, everyone knows you're not talking about the restaurant."
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"It's aunt Jenna."
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"Look."
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"I heard what Liz said about you,"
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"that I have known Liz a long, long, long time"
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"Oh, my God! You are hilarious."
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"Do you act?"
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"where we're on a road trip just being sluts."
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"High five."
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"Pierre Batalini salon without me."
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"It's not a feud, I just..."
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"I've never spent much time with babies, okay?"
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"And... what if I'm bad at it?"
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"This is good TV."
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"Isn't this usually a bathroom?"
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"No, Tray, it's usually Lutz's office."
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"I see."
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"I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom peeper."
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"What's wrong, L.L.?"
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"You look like Angie when I tell her I wanna retire"
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"It's just D'Fwan and everybody"
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"are saying that I'm in a fight with Virginia,"
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"which is idiotic, because she's a baby."
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"Maybe it's just that children in general don't like you."
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"Thank you, Tracy."
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"but all anyone wants to do on these dumb shows"
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"is fight and scream and throw things."
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"I wouldn't know. I really don't watch TV."
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"Well I'm about to get original on you, Tracy."
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"There is no such thing as reality on reality television."
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"This evening, we're serving all the Pierogis Costco had"
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"Thank you, sir, but I can't take all the credit."
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"from my old college roommate, John Mark Karr."
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"You know this is Virginia's night."
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"you prostitution whore."
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"I'm hitching my wagon to Virginia's star."
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"Jenna, you've had cameras following you around all day."
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"You're a star now."
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"They want you on the show."
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"They want me."
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"Like when I sang at that children's hospital."
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"Get away from me, I'm revoking my waiver."
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"More."
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"Now disguise my voice."
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"Excuse me, do you know where the indoor outhouse is?"
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"There's so much other stuff going on."
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"the drama between me and that cord I tripped on."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"My damn husband better show up."
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"Deandra "I didn't know I was pregnant"-ed."
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"Ah, size 12, that's what I am."
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"Oh, I was my grandmother's favorite"
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"You were horrible."
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"That's the last dress."
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"Tracy didn't even do anything."
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"He didn't even show up."
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"What's cocaine like?"
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"Avery's coming back from North Korea."
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"Portia reads the papers."
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"What was that?"
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"I mean Jack's like that with everybody."
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"He's a kisser."
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"Uh, of course."
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"Uh, it's European."
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"If you don't kiss someone, they're offended."
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"Jack, D'Fwan hasn't said "hi" yet."
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"Honey, what was that?"
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"Okay, Liz, I don't know what she's talking about."
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"She misjudged you, and she would like a hug."
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"Because Virginia loves her little giraffe so much,"
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"the show is sending us on a girls' getaway to Somalia!"
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"Whoop whoop!"
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"I spent the last 20 years supporting you."
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"I had three of your children."
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"I gave you a kidney, a kneecap and a bladder."
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"But I ask you to do one thing and you can't do it."
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"All I wanted was a standing ovation and for people to tweet"
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"that I was the new icon for black womanhood"
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"and then for me to tweet "why just black womanhood?""
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"Instead, I got nothing."
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"Who?"
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"I handle conflict appropriately,"
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"Oh, no, I turned what was supposed to be"
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"a boring romantic evening into a gigantic fight"
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"in front of all these cameras."
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"Yes."
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"and start this riveting fight."
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